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re: Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California

Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5804 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:34 pm to
At least he wasn't driving.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122791 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:35 pm to
Is this frowned upon? If so... opps
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2824 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Porn consumption is an epidemic and it never gets taken seriously


well its talked about here ad nauseam.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
4836 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Porn consumption is an epidemic and it never gets taken seriously


Well I’ll tell you someplace it is taken very seriously and that is the lake of fire in hell my brother where they’re going to end up !
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56876 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Somebody could fap near me for 1k in travel credits.
1 k per fap near me? Cool, I don't sleep on planes anyway.
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2591 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:36 pm to
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5445 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:48 pm to
She was probably wondering how the tray table seemed to just go up by itself.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74481 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

she was on a red-eye flight


Sucks it got in her eye.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
42292 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:57 pm to
Half Mile Club
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11777 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

I didn’t know what to do,” 


Help him out stupid
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
68155 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:08 pm to
600 bucks seems cheap
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20358 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:12 pm to
Seems to me like she was perfectly fine with continuing to watch.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26323 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:32 pm to
This is carrying "when in doubt, whip it out" way too far.
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2949 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:37 pm to
This is why I only fly private. No overly sensitive seat mates.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151452 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:11 pm to
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That looks like Polaris
not 100% sure what cabin rhat is but I dont think United typically uses a wide body on any route to SAN but could be wrong

Something they typically save for EWR to LAX/SFO or major hub to hub connections like SFO to IAH or ORD or IAD
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 6:12 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77040 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:15 pm to
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But after takeoff, she claimed she caught the man sitting next to her watching pornography and making jerking motions under his blanket.
He literally sounds like a first-class jerk off.
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1587 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:18 pm to
Paying for first class used to earn you some actual privileges. This country is finished.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13791 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:20 pm to
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Look the other way and mind your own business?


As long as he wasn’t jerking to some gay corn, a decent respectable woman would have given him a hand.
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Lgrnwd
Member since Jan 2018
9231 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:21 pm to
Technically it’s not illegal. Just frowned upon
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13791 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:27 pm to
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Paying for first class used to earn you some actual privileges. This country is finished.


They have some airlines now that you are essentially in a suite to yourself, but the cost is a little up there.

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