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Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:01 pm
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A California woman has slammed United Airlines for not doing enough to punish a man who allegedly masturbated on their first-class flight.
The woman told NBC 7 she was on a red-eye flight from San Diego to Newark and went first class so she could recline her seat further and sleep during the trip.
But after takeoff, she claimed she caught the man sitting next to her watching pornography and making jerking motions under his blanket.
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“I didn’t know what to do,” the woman said. “I was frozen. Horrified…I’m essentially trapped in the window seat. I would have to climb over him because he’s got his seat fully reclined in order to get out.”
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:02 pm to SPEEDY
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Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California
This is not how one gains membership to the Mile High Club.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:03 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:04 pm to SPEEDY
Look the other way and mind your own business? 
These instances of people diddling themselves on airplanes do seem to be increasing in frequency though.
These instances of people diddling themselves on airplanes do seem to be increasing in frequency though.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:04 pm to SPEEDY
Stroking his fuselage a little too much.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:06 pm to SPEEDY
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United Airlines said in a statement: “We take this issue seriously. We spoke with the customer and apologized for her experience. We have also banned the other person involved pending our investigation.”
According to a customer service call recording shared with the outlet, the airline offered the woman either $1,000 in travel credit or 50,000 miles as an apology. She accepted the miles, she said.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:06 pm to SPEEDY
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“I’m having a trauma response of fawning, which is I’m trying to make it as easy as possible for these two women to help me.
Take
Responsibility
For
Your
Actions
And
Inaction
You
fricking
Children
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:07 pm to jdd48
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These instances of people diddling themselves on airplanes do seem to be increasing in frequency though.
Porn consumption is an epidemic and it never gets taken seriously
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:10 pm to Shexter
Damn 50k miles is a nice little shut up and go away pay off
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:12 pm to SPEEDY
Was that wrong gif
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:14 pm to SPEEDY
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“I didn’t know what to do,” the woman said.
i'm no expert, but in all the videos i've seen, the woman puts her hand under the blanket, grabs ahold, and tugs away....you would have been finished and asleep in no time....but not now ya prude!
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:21 pm to SPEEDY
Goonmaxxing on a flight. Bold move, let's see if it works out.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:22 pm to SPEEDY
Thats not illegal, just frowned upon. Well maybe after 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks alot Bin Laden!
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:22 pm to SPEEDY
Somebody could fap near me for 1k in travel credits.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:25 pm to Shexter
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We have also banned the other person involved pending our investigation.”
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:26 pm to Shexter
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She accepted the miles
Everyone has a price...
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:27 pm to SPEEDY
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:28 pm to SPEEDY
That looks like Polaris, should be able to jerk it in Polaris without anyone noticing.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:32 pm to Tigersforthee
quote:id tolerate a lot if it got me 50k miles
Somebody could fap near me for 1k in travel credits.
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