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Man nearly masturbates himself to death
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:51 am
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:51 am
Daily Mail
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Doctors claimed the 51-year-old, who they didn't identify, enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day.
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The man was instantly struck down with agonising 'thunderclap' headaches after he climaxed, and later began vomiting.
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The man survived his ordeal, and was discharged after nearly two weeks in hospital in an 'excellent' condition.
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:51 am to Landmass
Hero
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:52 am to Landmass
MUH, MUST HAVE BEEN COVID. WASNT VACCINED..DER
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:52 am to Landmass
Please take my story down.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:52 am to Landmass
The headline was nearly “Man comes and goes”
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 9:57 am
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:52 am to Landmass
“Didn’t care, got off.”
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:53 am to Landmass
damn, this time it really could have been me
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:53 am to Landmass
quote:
51-year-old
Ok, so it isn’t me.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:53 am to Landmass
quote:you missed on the thread title
Man nearly beats himself to death
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:56 am to Landmass
He definitely posts here.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:57 am to JackieTreehorn
Who hasn’t posted in a couple weeks?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:58 am to Landmass
Spanky McBeaterson is a legend.
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 10:00 am
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:58 am to Landmass
Got off lucky.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:01 am to Landmass
He definitely posts here.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:03 am to JudgeHolden
This thread is whack.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:09 am to Landmass
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Sexual activity of various kinds, including masturbation, has been linked to between 3.8 per cent and 14 per cent of all subarachnoid haemorrhage cases, he said.
Taking drugs like Viagra or cocaine during sex can increase the risk of having this type of stroke, Dr Walsh explained.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:11 am to Bamafig
quote:Waiting for the "I Beat Masturbation" shirts to come....
Soooo, he beat it?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:14 am to Landmass
Baw got them popeye forearms
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:18 am to fr33manator
quote:
The headline was nearly “Man comes and goes”
from the sound of things, he comes far more often than he goes
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