Favorite team:Arizona State 
Location:Tempe, AZ
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Interests:Big 'uns
Occupation:Calling trump fans out for their stupidity
Number of Posts:2428
Registered on:9/10/2006
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re: Teacher Appreciation

Posted by Ajo Devil on 3/2/23 at 2:10 pm to
I thought this thread was going to have a bunch of pictures of hot teachers to be appreciated.
I'm very disappointed.
Itchy butthole syndrome?
I usually just scratch it.
I wonder if there is an entrepreneural opportunity for someone to develop quick results producing test kits for people to test their cocaine and other drugs for the presence of fentanyl?
I'd like to stay there for a night with her and go exploring in her red bush and play with those milky white breastseses.
I don't care how she looks, her last name, let alone the actual relationship, makes her a big, fat NO for me.

My rating 0.0

re: Your one night story

Posted by Ajo Devil on 1/11/23 at 3:59 pm to
I picked up an IRL 9.7, took her home and did the dirty deed, and the next morning

I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
My car was totaled, so I will be in the market to buy a new car. I'm thinking Toyota/Honda/Hyundai/Kia.

Is it still no haggling at the dealer and I have o take what they offer?

I know "prepare thy anus"

re: Menard's > Lowes >>> Home Depot

Posted by Ajo Devil on 12/28/22 at 2:14 pm to
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2 minutes in and out to get the one random screw I need.

I experience the same thing in my bedroom.
Him and Hitler can reunite in hell and talk about the good old days.

re: Anyone here date a Chinese lady?

Posted by Ajo Devil on 12/21/22 at 11:18 am to
Wait until you find out why her chinese family and friends call her by her nickname, Wun Hung Lo.
One time in high school, three buddies and I were out partying and gettin high as a kite. We ended up at one buddy's house, Now this buddy's family was of very meager means. Anywho, this buddy proceeds to talk with his mom in their living room for quite a while. Meanwhile, us other three stoned-arse teenagers are in their kitchen. His mom had this gigantic pot of chile beans on the stove, and the three of us just totally went to town on it, probably ate the better part of half of it. Next day our buddy says his mom says that giant pot of chile beans was supposed to be their whole family's dinner for like the next three days, and she was beside herself.
There's a joke above about waiting till the 24th.
I don't literally wait till the 24th, but, I do go a couple days before Christmas to the local Fry's Food Store. They now sell gift cards for like 100 different vendors. I can literally knock out all my Christmas shopping in about an hour.
Like the bottle of Herradura Anejo I bought my wife for Christmas this year?
Hey, she drinks tequila too.
No one has ever accused me of having penis enlargement surgery.
"Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. I'm just doing my job here."
Yo mama so fat, the same thing would happen if she fell down.
"Daddy, are we Irish?"
"Shut the frick up and finish your whiskey!"
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