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re: Man nearly masturbates himself to death

Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:19 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76261 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:19 am to
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agonising 'thunderclap' headaches after he climaxed


i mean, who hasn't been there?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70025 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:25 am to
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Doctors claimed the 51-year-old, who they didn't identify,


damn HIPAA

Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:28 am to
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agonising 'thunderclap'


such drama queens. you go get the cream and the pills and in two weeks you're back to not needing condoms again
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22277 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:28 am to
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:30 am to
How many times a day is toon many?

Asking for a uh, friend. No, I'm asking for myself. I need to know what my limit needs to be.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:38 am to
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The man was instantly struck down with agonising 'thunderclap' headaches after he climaxed, and later began vomiting.


holy shite, please don't tell me he also went blind
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60979 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:41 am to
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masturbation, has been linked to between 3.8 per cent and 14 per cent of all subarachnoid haemorrhage cases


So, if I jerk it too much, I may bleed under a spider?
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6695 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:45 am to
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Who hasn’t posted in a couple weeks?


So that's what happened to Mud Til May.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:48 am to
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several times a day.


Define "several"
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76261 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:50 am to
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masturbation, has been linked to between 3.8 per cent and 14 per cent of all subarachnoid haemorrhage cases


So, if I jerk it too much, I may bleed under a spider?


you become Spiderman
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33635 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38431 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:56 am to
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Doctors claimed the 51-year-old, who they didn't identify, enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day.

Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6194 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:58 am to
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The man was instantly struck down with agonising 'thunderclap' headaches after he climaxed
”Sex headaches” ain’t no joke. It’s happened to me on three separate occasions. I’d rather break a bone and have it set with no sedation than have another one.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32529 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:03 am to
I had a kid in high school come up to me one day and state that he masturbated 9 times a day on average. I honestly had no idea how to respond to that, so I said nothing.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25571 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:16 am to
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I had a kid in high school come up to me one day and state that he masturbated 9 times a day on average. I honestly had no idea how to respond to that, so I said nothing.


WTF were y'all talking about to have this comment made?
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3325 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:17 am to
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you become Spiderman


Throwing rope =/= casting webs
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4072 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:26 am to
Fake news. No mention of his blindness.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2780 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:38 am to
Death was coming for him.
Posted by EyeOfTheFeTiger
Member since Apr 2021
468 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:40 am to
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and was discharged after nearly two weeks in hospital in an 'excellent' condition.


Isn’t discharging what got him in the hospital in the first place?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60979 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:41 am to
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Death was coming for him.


quote:

rented mule


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