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re: Man nearly masturbates himself to death

Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:44 am to
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1368 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:44 am to
Damn, I clicked being scared that the Russians had hacked my webcam again.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22277 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:53 am to
quote:

please don't tell me he also went blind


and grew hair in the palm of his hand.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32529 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 4:24 pm to
Idk but it was the beginning of 9th grade trying to make some friends I made small talk with the guy and it was one of the first things he said. Was pretty weird.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17445 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 4:36 pm to
I don’t know what to think about excessive daily masturbation.

On one hand it feels good.
On the other hand, it feels weird.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

subarachnoid haemorrhage cases



Masturbating spider is head of HR in Hell.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14775 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60979 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

”Sex headaches” ain’t no joke.


I would suggest you closely monitor your blood pressure.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71074 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Taking drugs like Viagra or cocaine during sex can increase the risk of having this type of stroke, Dr Walsh explained.  


Yolo, Walsh.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15129 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:34 pm to
Wonder if he's the guy that wrote "mastervation station" on a bathroom stall wall at my junior high..
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
95026 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61432 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:45 pm to
The fap cluster type headache happened to me one time.



Coulda been me.

But several times a day at 51.....that man needs another hobby.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13166 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Sex headache

I’ve had this once or twice. And with working out. It’s actually called Exertional Headache.

Different from subarachnoid hemorrhage.

Can treat with Aleve in advance of planned exertion.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20384 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:49 pm to
Many mini-strokes are nothing to play with, and this man needs to get a handle on this problem before it climaxes into a deadly stroke.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:50 pm to
Holy shite..you can die from that???
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36750 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 5:54 pm to
Makes you wonder.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 6:58 pm to
So much for hippa.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52546 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 7:16 pm to
Only by the grace of God did I avoid death as a teenager.
Posted by Biganeau
Thibodaux
Member since Jul 2021
66 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 7:21 pm to
I heard his name was Jack Mehoff!
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26773 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 7:27 pm to
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I had a kid in high school come up to me one day and state that he masturbated 9 times a day on average. I honestly had no idea how to respond to that, so I said nothing.


You're not telling the truth by saying you said nothing. You told me "your secret is safe with me."
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7224 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 7:28 pm to
Is take that article with a grain of salt. It's only posted in the Rupert Murdoch papers online. New York Post, Daily Mail UK, Sun etc. Probably fake.
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