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Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:20 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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The higher subscription plan is ad-free.
I pay extra for the pop up ad in the middle of my poop.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:25 pm to Shexter
The device should have an app that does a year end review like Spotify Wrapped but call it Kohler Crapped.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:27 pm to Shexter
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Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
AI now wants to take the fun out of leaving a dump, bunch of party poopers. Maybe they can install cameras on condoms to catch endometriosis, ovarian cancer, or (for some men and women) colon polyps.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:43 pm to blueridgeTiger
Waiting for online subscriptions
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:48 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Guinness world records an optional app for this thing?
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:49 pm to Shexter
Imagine the executive at the meeting that pushed this to the CEO: "Sir, we want to put a camera in each toilet, then we can charge them $100/year to "analyze" their crap. We'll of course make them sign wavers exempting us any responsibility for bad analysis..."
I think I'll pass on any cameras or microphones in my toilet. Thank you very much.
Once again the Simpsons were ahead of the curve:
I think I'll pass on any cameras or microphones in my toilet. Thank you very much.
Once again the Simpsons were ahead of the curve:
Posted on 10/20/25 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
Thanks! Now I know what to name my double album
Posted on 10/20/25 at 5:14 pm to Shexter
I send my butthole pics for free to people
Posted on 10/20/25 at 6:10 pm to Shexter
seems a lot of people want to shite on Kohler but they are actually a pretty decent company that employs lots of people.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 6:30 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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Digestive health is often too neglected.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:06 pm to Shexter
No need... I keep a video diary.
Adding to it right now.
Adding to it right now.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:10 pm to Shexter
Not gonna lie, I’d be very curious to see my bidet in action.
Add-on Bidets are the best invention since the popcorn button on microwaves IMO
Add-on Bidets are the best invention since the popcorn button on microwaves IMO
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:12 pm to Shexter
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The $599 Dekoda clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect any blood, as well as analyze your gut health and hydration status. There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.
But when I do it for free at the Phi Mu house, I'm a pervert.
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:13 pm to Shexter
Before you can go
“Find all squares with stop signs”
“Find all squares with stop signs”
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:15 pm to Usual Suspect
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I send my butthole pics for free to people
Usual Suspect
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