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re: Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8409 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:18 pm to
I just dry heaved
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9594 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:20 pm to
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The higher subscription plan is ad-free.


I pay extra for the pop up ad in the middle of my poop.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19065 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11872 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:25 pm to
The device should have an app that does a year end review like Spotify Wrapped but call it Kohler Crapped.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18996 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:27 pm to
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Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

AI now wants to take the fun out of leaving a dump, bunch of party poopers. Maybe they can install cameras on condoms to catch endometriosis, ovarian cancer, or (for some men and women) colon polyps.
Posted by LSUnatick
South of Lafourche
Member since Jul 2008
1592 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:34 pm to
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logged
Yes
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1066 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:43 pm to
Waiting for online subscriptions
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
6579 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:44 pm to
You gotta be shitting me!
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
3431 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:48 pm to
Guinness world records an optional app for this thing?
Posted by hansenthered1
Dixie
Member since Nov 2023
2170 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 4:49 pm to
Imagine the executive at the meeting that pushed this to the CEO: "Sir, we want to put a camera in each toilet, then we can charge them $100/year to "analyze" their crap. We'll of course make them sign wavers exempting us any responsibility for bad analysis..."

I think I'll pass on any cameras or microphones in my toilet. Thank you very much.

Once again the Simpsons were ahead of the curve:

Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41276 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 5:02 pm to
Love it!
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8085 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 5:05 pm to
Thanks! Now I know what to name my double album
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2558 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 5:14 pm to
I send my butthole pics for free to people
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4739 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 6:10 pm to
seems a lot of people want to shite on Kohler but they are actually a pretty decent company that employs lots of people.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
79724 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 6:30 pm to
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Digestive health is often too neglected.



Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
18882 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:06 pm to
No need... I keep a video diary.

Adding to it right now.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113112 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:10 pm to
Not gonna lie, I’d be very curious to see my bidet in action.

Add-on Bidets are the best invention since the popcorn button on microwaves IMO
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2856 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:12 pm to
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The $599 Dekoda clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect any blood, as well as analyze your gut health and hydration status. There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.


But when I do it for free at the Phi Mu house, I'm a pervert.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85780 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:13 pm to
Before you can go

“Find all squares with stop signs”
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4126 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:15 pm to
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I send my butthole pics for free to people


Usual Suspect
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