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re: Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 1:59 am to oldtrucker
Posted on 7/25/26 at 1:59 am to oldtrucker
These days I give them credit just for believing in something.
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Posted on 7/25/26 at 2:23 am to jlovel7
Next time Jehovah's Witness come to the door ask them to come inside you're about to sing Happy Birthday to your dying grandmother over the phone
Posted on 7/25/26 at 2:40 am to jlovel7
I live in Germany and they are here too. I just pretend like I can't speak Deutsche when they come.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 4:10 am to jlovel7
Damn dude, I thought somebody died.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 5:24 am to jlovel7
I just ask them to help me finish mowing the lawn. Work scares everyone away.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 6:25 am to jlovel7
quote:
Trying to scam more people into their cult.
That’s every religion.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:25 am to jlovel7
One time they sent an old sweet black lady so of course I was nice and took the pamphlet and all that. Next day some old crotchety white dude shows up to hand me another pamphlet and asked to come in. I was like nah man y'all got me yesterday. Then he tells me he's the closer. I told him I only talk about Jehovah with the old black lady and shut the door.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:33 am to jlovel7
I tell them I am a devout Roman Catholic, but I wish them luck in their efforts. They thank me and leave.
Easy.
Easy.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:45 am to jlovel7
If you offer them some other religious literature, they will practically run away.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 11:21 am to jlovel7
No camera??
Posted on 7/25/26 at 11:35 am to jlovel7
I would rather Jehovah Witnesses over:
1.ATF Agents
2. USFWS Agents
3. US Marshalls
4: A lost drunk looking for help
5 A woman fleeing a man beating her
6. WLF Agents
7. Sheriff's office
8. State Police
9. ANYONE TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING I DON"T WANT OR DON"T NEED.
10. someone looking for a lost pet.
1.ATF Agents
2. USFWS Agents
3. US Marshalls
4: A lost drunk looking for help
5 A woman fleeing a man beating her
6. WLF Agents
7. Sheriff's office
8. State Police
9. ANYONE TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING I DON"T WANT OR DON"T NEED.
10. someone looking for a lost pet.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 11:37 am to jlovel7
quote:The IRS???
Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
quote:Oh....pfffttt!
fricking jehovas witnesses
Posted on 7/25/26 at 11:41 am to jlovel7
Two Jehova Witnesses knock on guy’s door, guy opens door and invites them inside. They sit on sofa and say nothing.
Guy asks “what do yall want to talk about?”
JWs say “We don’t know. We never got this far before.”
Guy asks “what do yall want to talk about?”
JWs say “We don’t know. We never got this far before.”
Posted on 7/25/26 at 12:37 pm to jlovel7
I always ask them what did they personally witness jehovah do?
Posted on 7/25/26 at 12:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
thought you were a parent who had police officers show up and you found out that your child died in a car accident overnight. You’re being an overdramatic pussy
My first thought was a son KIA in military or law enforcement
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