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Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:09 pm to jlovel7
At least it wasn't Church of Scientology
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:09 pm to jlovel7
Tell them your catholic and want to discuss the Eucharist. They will run as if they have see satan himself.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:15 pm to Recovered
Do Mormon's go door to door?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:16 pm to jdd48
People who knock on my door are hallway back down the driveway before I get to the door because of my dogs.they don’t stick around. I wouldn’t open it anyway if I didn’t know them.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:17 pm to jlovel7
I definitely opened this thinking the police were at your door to notify you of a loved ones passing. I'm relieved it was just peaceful religious folks.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:18 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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I thought you were a parent who had police officers show up and you found out that your child died in a car accident overnight.
This. There are much worse house calls, OP. Believe me.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:31 pm to jlovel7
We get swarmed with teenage pest control salesmen on electric scooters along with roofers who just happen to be driving by. And, we have a no solicitors sign at both ends of our main access points. 
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:32 pm to MKP2004
Did they see the pineapple by your door
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:34 pm to jlovel7
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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
I thought you were going to say that the cops just showed up to tell you a loved one was killed. This is a very different thread than I expected.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:36 pm to MKP2004
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Should have opened the door in nothing but your underwear.
Why go to the trouble of putting on underwear?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:38 pm to jlovel7
I find it best to open the door with ketchup all over my hand and act like i’ve just cut myself
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:40 pm to jlovel7
If you’re ever mad at some one bad enough, you can go sign up on the website and have the person you’re mad at scheduled to have an in person interview pretty similar to what you just experienced. Even do breakfast appointments on Monday mornings if you’re “enemy” as a breakfast person lol
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:43 pm to jlovel7
They are way down the list of door knocks no one wants
Your movie board posts make way more sense now
Your movie board posts make way more sense now
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:45 pm to jlovel7
I bet if it would have been Janet and Latoya you would have lost control.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:47 pm to jimlsu1
quote:I’m glad that works because I tell them the same thing, I have a Blessed Virgin Mary statue on my front porch and I’ve out-Bibled a few (I work for the Church) but they won’t go away - one of the ones I out-Bibled asked me to come speak at one of their services
We get them a couple times a year up here in Maryland. My response is simple and they leave. “I’m a devote Catholic and that is not going to change.” They thank me and walk away
I just don’t answer now
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:47 pm to lsu777
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thats when you invite them in, you pull up a chair and tell them to sit and tell them you like being watched while you frick you wife and they are the perfect candidate. usually they will run fast as frick out the house
What is wrong with yall
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:48 pm to jlovel7
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Hope everyone is having a Good Friday.
quote:You missed by tree months.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:49 am
Maybe you need some religious edumacashun….

Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:49 pm to Sun God
quote:he’s too involved with travel ball
What is wrong with yall
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