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re: Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.

Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
26152 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:08 pm to
Did you ask them what their thoughts are on the latest Bricks and Minifigs news?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21515 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:09 pm to

At least it wasn't Church of Scientology
Posted by Recovered
Member since May 2016
724 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:09 pm to
Tell them your catholic and want to discuss the Eucharist. They will run as if they have see satan himself.
Posted by Harahan Boy
Harahan LA
Member since Feb 2022
282 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:15 pm to
Do Mormon's go door to door?
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5602 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:16 pm to
People who knock on my door are hallway back down the driveway before I get to the door because of my dogs.they don’t stick around. I wouldn’t open it anyway if I didn’t know them.
Posted by TooFyeToFly
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2357 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:17 pm to
I definitely opened this thinking the police were at your door to notify you of a loved ones passing. I'm relieved it was just peaceful religious folks.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
21954 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:18 pm to
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I thought you were a parent who had police officers show up and you found out that your child died in a car accident overnight.

This. There are much worse house calls, OP. Believe me.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104961 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21976 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:31 pm to
We get swarmed with teenage pest control salesmen on electric scooters along with roofers who just happen to be driving by. And, we have a no solicitors sign at both ends of our main access points.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56866 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:32 pm to
Did they see the pineapple by your door
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51389 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:34 pm to
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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.

I thought you were going to say that the cops just showed up to tell you a loved one was killed. This is a very different thread than I expected.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59952 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:36 pm to
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Should have opened the door in nothing but your underwear.


Why go to the trouble of putting on underwear?
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24998 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:38 pm to
I find it best to open the door with ketchup all over my hand and act like i’ve just cut myself
Posted by PerryWinkleBlue
Member since Apr 2025
590 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:40 pm to
If you’re ever mad at some one bad enough, you can go sign up on the website and have the person you’re mad at scheduled to have an in person interview pretty similar to what you just experienced. Even do breakfast appointments on Monday mornings if you’re “enemy” as a breakfast person lol
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52621 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:43 pm to
They are way down the list of door knocks no one wants

Your movie board posts make way more sense now
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 12:45 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20915 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:45 pm to
I bet if it would have been Janet and Latoya you would have lost control.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61433 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:47 pm to
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We get them a couple times a year up here in Maryland. My response is simple and they leave. “I’m a devote Catholic and that is not going to change.” They thank me and walk away
I’m glad that works because I tell them the same thing, I have a Blessed Virgin Mary statue on my front porch and I’ve out-Bibled a few (I work for the Church) but they won’t go away - one of the ones I out-Bibled asked me to come speak at one of their services

I just don’t answer now
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52621 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:47 pm to
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thats when you invite them in, you pull up a chair and tell them to sit and tell them you like being watched while you frick you wife and they are the perfect candidate. usually they will run fast as frick out the house


What is wrong with yall

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75824 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:48 pm to
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Hope everyone is having a Good Friday.
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Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:49 am
You missed by tree months.

Maybe you need some religious edumacashun….

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61433 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:49 pm to
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What is wrong with yall
he’s too involved with travel ball
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