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re: Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.

Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3786 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:21 pm to
Yes...Yes they do
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3786 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:27 pm to
Hard to argue when they have different meanings to the same words. Like a lefty, they destroy the language and try to reinvent it.
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1829 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:31 pm to
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Especially cutlery and religion.


cutlery and cultery
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61433 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:32 pm to
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Better question is what point would they have in lying about something that doesn't exist/
who knows, but why would I lie? There’s no point in me lying about it either
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Well you're certainly embelishing because you literally made up something that doesn't exist.
I didn’t know it didn’t exist until you told me - why would I make up something that was told to me? It looks like your problem is with the person that told me the lie

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Well you're certainly embelishing because you literally made up something that doesn't exist.
I never said I knew anything about JW - where do you even get that? Years ago, the JWs I worked with in the public sector told me they don’t believe in political or government stuff - I never asked because I didn’t care - I found it ironic they had Medicaid. Whatever. The woman at my door liked what I said about the Bible - and invited me - one of the JW churches in BR has a women’s ministry - so maybe that’s what she was speaking of (I looked it up)

Sorry you’re offended by something that doesn’t affect you. But just because you’re trying your best to find holes in my story doesn’t mean it’s a lie. Perhaps I was lied to.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9295 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:33 pm to
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Hard to argue when they have different meanings to the same words. Like a lefty, they destroy the language and try to reinvent it.

they literally change the words.

John 1:1 in the Christian Bible says "in the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God"

the Jehovah's Witness version says "in the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was a god"

you cant possibly argue Jesus's equivalency with God the Father if you arent operating even from the same scripture

Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43274 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:38 pm to
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who knows, but why would I lie? There’s no point in me lying about it either


Because you were literally bragging on a public forum about knowing more about the bible than someone who goes out door to door talking about the bible . You were trying to make yourself look smart. It's pretty easy to spot a lie when you make something up that doesn't exist.

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he JWs I worked with in the public sector told me they don’t believe in political or government stuff


Crazy that the only JW's you've ever talked to somehow created things that no JW believes. Maybe, just maybe, you're wrong.

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Sorry you’re offended by something that doesn’t affect you.


Not offended. Enjoy your day
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7371 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a door. To his absolute surprise, the homeowner opens the door, smiles warmly, and says, "Please, come on in!"

The homeowner leads him into the living room, offers him a comfortable seat, and brings him a fresh cup of coffee.

Once they are both settled, the homeowner looks at him expectantly and says, "Alright, thank you for coming by. What would you like to talk about?"

The Jehovah's Witness looks around nervously, clears his throat, and says, "frick if I know. I've never made it this far before."


Posted by RescueT
Jackson MS
Member since Nov 2019
3054 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:46 pm to
I’ve had to knock on doors for the knock you truly don’t want. I’ll take the jehovas.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73490 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:49 pm to
Literal prayers.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61433 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:54 pm to
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Because you were literally bragging on a public forum about knowing more about the bible than someone who goes out door to door talking about the bible
but why even bother knocking on my door when I have a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary right there. Plus I’ve said time and time again I work for the church - not all Catholics are well versed in the Bible, but there are certain classes and certifications I have to get and do to keep my position - I would say I knew more than those two women who knocked on my door but that doesn’t mean I’m smart or better than anyone else, and that might not have been the case for the other doors they knocked on that day.
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Crazy that the only JW's you've ever talked to somehow created things that no JW believes. Maybe, just maybe, you're wrong.
lol - I never said I wasn’t wrong and members get things wrong about their churches all the time - trust me I know (part of my job now is to correct incorrect beliefs) - but there are Reddit discussions, quora questions, and even a watchtower article about this ‘rumor’ that JWs don’t take government assistance

So somewhere along the way misinformation was spread - it happens. I’m sorry you are disappointed in your fellow JWs. I work with that disappointment daily.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
140758 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:55 pm to
"Have you heard the good news"?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43274 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:58 pm to
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I never said I wasn’t wrong and members get things wrong about their churches all the time -


That is true. Apologies for calling you a liar. Forgive me for that
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
893 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:59 pm to
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“I’m a devote Catholic and that is not going to change.”


My go-to as well. “Sorry folks, I’m spoken for. But, I bet neighbor X [points to the neighbor’s house] would be interested in chatting. Tell him I sent you.”
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
61433 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:59 pm to
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That is true. Apologies for calling you a liar. Forgive me for that
I spoke to my boss and He said I better forgive you

I do and no worries - we had a nice discussion
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59404 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:02 pm to
I feel like every religion has culty people. Could have been you.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20851 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:04 pm to
I leave my gate locked so no one can get to my front door.

Leave packages by the garage under surveillance.

Thank you have a nice day.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 2:05 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75824 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:06 pm to
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I work for the church - not all Catholics are well versed in the Bible
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well versed in the Bible
ISWYDT

John 11:35
Posted by lsu tigerdog
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
265 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:10 pm to
better than a boy or girl knocking at the door and telling you you're their daddy,
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1780 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:10 pm to
He let them play his skin flute
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36552 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:30 pm to
Nice cliffhanger. Now I hope one of your family members die.

Not really but I was expecting to feel bad for you. Now I hope they go back to your house everyday at 2AM for the rest of your life.
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