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Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:49 pm to jlovel7
At least it wasn't Scientologists.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:50 pm to MKP2004
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This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:52 pm to jlovel7
man i'm just glad we as the OT were here so we could get you through this difficult time together.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:54 pm to T1gerNate
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FYI the knock on the door nobody wants is law enforcement knocking on the door to tell you your kid is dead, not a brief annoyance from jehovahs witnesses.
or the NKVD coming to haul you off to the gulag.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:56 pm to cdur86
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I hope they come to your house everyday and that you get amnesia and forget that they come everyday so you have to open the door every single time.
Damn!
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:58 pm to Sun God
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What is wrong with yall
i dunno....my wife says a lot.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:59 pm to jlovel7
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Had to politely step in and say no thanks and shut the door
O the horror.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:01 pm to jlovel7
My very smart, immensely stubborn daughter took some courses through her church group on how to debate them. Two of them made the mistake of knocking on our door one day. I was like "I'm not gonna answer that". Daughter came joyfully bouncing down the stairs and ran to the door before they could escape.
Three hours later, both of them looked haggard and exhausted, but the daughter was just getting really spooled up.
They sent back some more experienced dudes to talk to her. She intellectually wore them out too. They've never come back.
Three hours later, both of them looked haggard and exhausted, but the daughter was just getting really spooled up.
They sent back some more experienced dudes to talk to her. She intellectually wore them out too. They've never come back.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:02 pm to GreenRockTiger
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one of the ones I out-Bibled asked me to come speak at one of their services
Yea this never happened
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:04 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:lol it did - it was the women’s only service - but it did happen, no reason to make that up
Yea this never happened
I know the consequences for lying, since I’ve read the Bible a few times
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:04 pm to fr33manator
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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
You know nothing about this knock. The 4 am knock you remember for the rest of your life. The one you never shake.
Yep, 1986 for me, 2 AM, middle of midterms. My Dad.......
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:05 pm to TigerHornII
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My very smart, immensely stubborn daughter took some courses through her church group on how to debate them. Two of them made the mistake of knocking on our door one day. I was like "I'm not gonna answer that". Daughter came joyfully bouncing down the stairs and ran to the door before they could escape.
the problem is that they dont operate off the same Bible. they act like they do, and it's pretty close, but when it comes down to it, you cant argue scripture with someone without at least arguing about the same scripture.
John 1:1 is probably the most obvious case in point here.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:08 pm to GreenRockTiger
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lol it did - it was the women’s only service - but it did happen, no reason to make that up
Well there's no such thing as a women's only service with JW's. My mom was a JW her entire life.
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I know the consequences for lying, since I’ve read the Bible a few times
No JW church in it's history has ever had someone other than a JW give a talk at their services. So no Joe Blow of tigerdroppings is not the one guy in their 100+ years of going door to door that gets asked to talk at their service.
So yea, you're lying.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:09 pm to jlovel7
How hard is it to say,” I’m not interested?”
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:11 pm to jlovel7
JW has the same stance as MAGA on social issues. Except they’re more likely to get a balanced budget through Congress.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:13 pm to jlovel7
Had two tree guys show up this week as Bertha was passing through. 1st guy didn’t even get out of his truck but sent his kid to my door. Douche wearing blinged jeans with unbuttoned shirt showing off the gold chain but wanting to get all snippy with me when I called him on his BS.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:13 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:because there’s no chance they lied to me? Why would I make it up?
Well there's no such thing as a women's only service
quote:I’m not a guy
the one guy
quote:no I’m not - I teach & give talks at my own church pretty much - when I said this to the JW ladies at the door - one offered for me to give a talk at a women’s only service
So yea, you're lying.
Sorry you don’t believe it - but that doesn’t mean I’m lying
It’s not like I said a Catholic priest called up someone from the crowd to do the Consecration. JW churches run how they want - it’s obvious by the way they swear off government help but all have Medicaid.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:19 pm to GreenRockTiger
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because there’s no chance they lied to me? Why would I make it up?
Better question is what point would they have in lying about something that doesn't exist/
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Sorry you don’t believe it - but that doesn’t mean I’m lying
Well you're certainly embelishing because you literally made up something that doesn't exist.
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it’s obvious by the way they swear off government help but all have Medicaid.
Yea just further proving the point since you're misinformed about this as well. They don't swear off government you goof
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:21 pm to jlovel7
I’ve had the knock nobody wants.
You should’ve posted that in the first world problems thread.
You should’ve posted that in the first world problems thread.
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