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re: Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.

Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72589 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:47 pm to
Nonc used to invite them inside, give them coffee, and then start preaching the gospel to them and not let them leave till they had a healthy dose.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32204 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:49 pm to
My wife ended up buying a Kirby this way.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
4361 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:54 pm to
Definitely not the knock I would hate to get not even close.

Had a young guy last week riding around my neighborhood on a hoverboard knocking on doors.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11341 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 3:40 pm to
This is where you break out the full southern Baptist routine. It’ll save their souls or run them off.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 3:41 pm
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8948 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:09 pm to
I always invited them in, they were friendly. I'm not a fan of cults, but at least they don't want to kill you because you aren't interested.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32724 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:26 pm to
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jlovel7




Either ignore them or tell them to frick off like a normal person.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15746 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:28 pm to
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My wife opened the door for them

I think it's crazy that anyone would open the door to a stranger knocking. If I don't know someone is supposed to come by, I'll never answer the door.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24231 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:34 pm to
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They are way down the list of door knocks no one wants Your movie board posts make way more sense now


What the frick does this mean? Because I like the odyssey?
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24231 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:36 pm to
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Nice cliffhanger. Now I hope one of your family members die. Not really but I was expecting to feel bad for you. Now I hope they go back to your house everyday at 2AM for the rest of your life.


The OT is no fun anymore.
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3637 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:54 pm to
I thought you were going to say you had a child get killed and the cops showed up to tell you.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38173 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:03 pm to
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hate when people come right up to your door to solicit anything. Especially cutlery and religion.


I am so torn here. Did you mean to type "cultery", or do you also hate when people try to sell you knives? I figure either way works
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4296 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:10 pm to
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she’s never heard of these people in her life.


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Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26207 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:18 pm to
my old Aussie would go on a door rampage trying to get to them ... only took two times to run them off

hopefully they won't figure out that she's not around any more
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
28020 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:39 pm to
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I told them I was a raging atheist and whipped out a cigarette and started playing rock n roll inside the house with my shoes on the carpet. That really showed them I meant business.

Haha i slept at a friends house after a party one night and they showed up the next morning when about 4 of us (2 girls and 2 guys) were still chilling and drinking the hair of the dog. I offered em a beer (they did not take it) and they stuck around for another 10 minutes before i finally told em i has to get back to cleaning up. I think they were contemplating converting. Dont remember what i said but i didnt try to run em off, just was straight shooting with em.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 5:44 pm
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11469 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 6:41 pm to
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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.by jlovel7
fricking jehovas witnesses

I'm so sorry for your loss. If only it were the police to tell you your child was killed in a car wreck or something less awful like that.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62713 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 6:47 pm to
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fricking jehovas witnesses.


I think that is hookers, what was the charge for the sex?

quote:

They’re going door to door in our neighborhood looking for converts.


Ask them what Bible they use, then break out your Sanskrit version with full Greek translation. When they leave, your house gets blacklisted and they never return.
Posted by littlebird92
Louisiana
Member since May 2018
348 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:07 pm to
Literally reading this thread as one just pulled up on his hover board. Get off my lawn dude.
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
409 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:11 pm to
It’s always the worst when when clean cut white boys wearing ties knock on your door. You should probably move to a better neighborhood
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43326 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 7:40 pm to
Throw Galations 1:8 their way!
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1990 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:25 pm to
Had some knock on my door once. I told them I would give them 10 minutes if they would in turn give me 10 minutes to speak to them about my faith and how they can be saved. Needless to say no conversations were had.
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