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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:49 am
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:49 am
fricking jehovas witnesses. Trying to scam more people into their cult. My wife opened the door for them because she’s never heard of these people in her life. They’re going door to door in our neighborhood looking for converts.
Had to politely step in and say no thanks and shut the door and explain to my wife they were actually religious nuts and trying to convert us. Very awkward but I hate when people come right up to your door to solicit anything. Especially cutlery and religion. Next up is lawn people.
Hope everyone is having a Good Friday.
Had to politely step in and say no thanks and shut the door and explain to my wife they were actually religious nuts and trying to convert us. Very awkward but I hate when people come right up to your door to solicit anything. Especially cutlery and religion. Next up is lawn people.
Hope everyone is having a Good Friday.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 11:57 am
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Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:53 am to jlovel7
I’m sorry you had to go through that.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:54 am to jlovel7
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Trying to scam more people into their cult
The real scam is you making the title what it is and me opening it to give you condolences and pray for you only to tell me it was about jehovas witnesses. Now I hope they come to your house everyday and that you get amnesia and forget that they come everyday so you have to open the door every single time.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:54 am to jlovel7
Should have opened the door in nothing but your underwear.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:54 am to jlovel7
You can always just not answer.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:55 am to jlovel7
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They’re going door to door in our neighborhood looking for concerts.
Did they find any?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:55 am to jlovel7
I have a front door too... Could have been me.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:55 am to beerJeep
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I’m sorry you had to go through that.
Solicitors disturbing my peace on a Friday. It’s the absolute worst.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:56 am to jdd48
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You can always just not answer.
You missed the part where my wife literally let them into our home
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:57 am to jlovel7
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You missed the part where my wife literally let them into our home
She wants some strange.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:58 am to jlovel7
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You missed the part where my wife literally let them into our home
I didn't. I just didn't want to insult your wife. Surely you handed out "discipline" by PIIHB?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:59 am to jlovel7
We get them a couple times a year up here in Maryland.
My response is simple and they leave.
“I’m a devote Catholic and that is not going to change.”
They thank me and walk away
My response is simple and they leave.
“I’m a devote Catholic and that is not going to change.”
They thank me and walk away
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:59 am to cdur86
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The real scam is you making the title what it is and me opening it
He’s begging for attention worse than Kim kardashian courtside at a Lakers game
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:01 pm to jimlsu1
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We get them a couple times a year up here in Maryland. My response is simple and they leave. “I’m a devote Catholic and that is not going to change.” They thank me and walk away
I told them I was a raging atheist and whipped out a cigarette and started playing rock n roll inside the house with my shoes on the carpet. That really showed them I meant business.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:01 pm to jlovel7
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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
You know nothing about this knock. The 4 am knock you remember for the rest of your life. The one you never shake.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:01 pm to jlovel7
Was it really that dramatic?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:02 pm to jlovel7
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Just got the knock on the door nobody wants.
I thought you were a parent who had police officers show up and you found out that your child died in a car accident overnight.
You’re being an overdramatic pussy
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:04 pm to jlovel7
JWs are way less pushy than the punks riding their little one wheel things trying to sling security systems and pest control.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:06 pm to jlovel7
thats when you invite them in, you pull up a chair and tell them to sit and tell them you like being watched while you frick you wife and they are the perfect candidate. usually they will run fast as frick out the house
but if they call your bluff...tell the wife she has to go along with it,
win win either way, they go away or you get laid
but if they call your bluff...tell the wife she has to go along with it,
win win either way, they go away or you get laid
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