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re: Jobs where guys will look you right in the eye and lie to you.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:12 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:12 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Federal agents
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Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:12 pm to OweO
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Yeah. There is nothing like hearing some chick from India, in her strong, can barely understand, accent, tell you her name is Mary.
I had UNICE, Maria, and Jessica last night.
I ended up with Jay who, evidently, is a native English speaker.
Oh, none of those useless cocksuckers fixed my problem.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:14 pm to Norbert
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Doctors
"You're gonna feel a pinch and a burn."
Translation: Here comes the hurt.
I prefer the, "it's going to hurt you more than me" approach
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:16 pm to OweO
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A few weeks ago I went to McDonalds and ordered a hot fudge Sunday and was told their machines were broken. I sent a tweet to McDonalds asking them to seriously please explain to me why are their so many McDonalds locations that seem to have so many problems with their ice cream machine. About two days later they responded, they told me that when they clean the machines they are not able to serve ice cream.
I just left it alone, but I was just thinking "so why do they always clean the ice cream machine in the middle of the day when more people are probably wanting to order ice cream"..
But if you ever go to Popeyes and order onion rings and they tell you they are out, chances are they are lying. Its because its not already fried. They have to go in the freezer and fry them.. And if the person don't feel like doing it they will tell you they are out. A friend of mine who is a HS teacher told me that's what one of her HS students, who worked at Popeye's, told her.
Circumlocution
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:18 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
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bald faced lie
The imagery and the fact that he’s probably said it IRL makes this SPECTAULAR
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:18 pm to Rammin TX
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Circumlocution
You're damn right!
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:20 pm to Upperdecker
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Plant operators
And maintenance groups have a very hard time telling the truth, I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what actually happened.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:21 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
College football coaches
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:26 pm to CptRusty
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quote:
Finance managers at car dealers are absolute scum for the most part. Haven’t had one that was remotely honest yet.
What specifically have they lied to you about?
"We can etch your car windows with an "Easy Care" permanent ID number in case your truck ever gets stolen for only $500 more." I thought about it for less than half a second and declined his offer. As I got in the new truck to drive away I noticed the Easy Care sticker and ID numbers etched into all the windows. What a fricking racket.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:31 pm to gthog61
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I know that but this is the OT and others said politicians already but that a-hole had to single out Trump like he is different from the rest.
This is a thread about naming different jobs. That baw is too eaten up with the dumbass to know that Trump is not the name of a job.
If he had only said Steve...
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:34 pm to MorbidTheClown
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politicians
car sales
lawyers
Corporate Management
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
Coaches
C Suite
Construction
Mortgage
Bankers
Real Estate Agents
Lawyers
All Sales
CONgress/Politicians
Insurance
C Suite
Construction
Mortgage
Bankers
Real Estate Agents
Lawyers
All Sales
CONgress/Politicians
Insurance
This post was edited on 1/15/20 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 1/15/20 at 6:47 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Car salesman and his manager were sitting across from my wife and I with the “four square”.
In the margin they had written in sharpie
31233 (price of car)
14337 (trade allowance)
1125 (tax and tag)
————
23246 OTD
The manager took his sharpie and said these are the numbers we talked about and pointed to the OTD number and said do you agree to the number right here. I’m no math whiz but they didn’t look right, plus the guys on the “bridge” were staring at us. Without saying a word I opened the calculator on my phone and salesman literally started stuttering w-w-what are you doing.
I told him these figures didn’t look right and showed him there was a $2500 difference or whatever. The manager said some bullshite about it being tax blah blah. I got up and walked the f out, telling them I didn’t want to do business with them. Scumbags
In the margin they had written in sharpie
31233 (price of car)
14337 (trade allowance)
1125 (tax and tag)
————
23246 OTD
The manager took his sharpie and said these are the numbers we talked about and pointed to the OTD number and said do you agree to the number right here. I’m no math whiz but they didn’t look right, plus the guys on the “bridge” were staring at us. Without saying a word I opened the calculator on my phone and salesman literally started stuttering w-w-what are you doing.
I told him these figures didn’t look right and showed him there was a $2500 difference or whatever. The manager said some bullshite about it being tax blah blah. I got up and walked the f out, telling them I didn’t want to do business with them. Scumbags
Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:40 pm to PUB
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Insurance
I’m curious.
I’ve never thought about insurance sales/reps being liars. In which scenarios/events does this occur?
Posted on 1/15/20 at 7:42 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Oil field.....I had a superintendent lie to me saying he didn't run up 15K 3 months in a row watching Netflix on his Verizon Hotspot after I showed him the evidence.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 8:13 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Most sales jobs in general.
They are trying to make money are gonna do what they have to do to close the deal
They are trying to make money are gonna do what they have to do to close the deal
Posted on 1/15/20 at 8:22 pm to Fat and Happy
fbi
FBI
fbi
FBI
Posted on 1/15/20 at 8:28 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I had UNICE, Maria, and Jessica last night.
I ended up with Jay who, evidently, is a native English speaker.
Oh, none of those useless cocksuckers fixed my problem.
The last one I had was Mary. I had a guy one time, I forgot what his name was.. But it was so obvious it wasn't his name I just laughed and said "Okay Chief".
They start using names like Braylon.. You know.. The stereotypical travel ball names.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 8:41 pm to gthog61
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know that but this is the OT and others said politicians already but that a-hole had to single out Trump like he is different from the rest.
Except he didn’t. He said he is the same.
You poor, dumb baby.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 8:44 pm to Fat and Happy
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Most sales jobs in general.
That’s fine, I lie to salesmen pretty much daily too
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