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re: It is brutally cold here in Iowa

Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:38 pm to
Here in Minnesota at this time, it’s -27 actual temperature and -57 wind chill. As my uncle used to say, it’s colder than a well digger’s arse in Alaska.
To answer a few questions, yes water will freeze when thrown in the air, people don’t walk dogs when it’s this cold, they stay inside. We usually don’t cancel school until it gets to be around -20 actual temp and -40 wind chills.
I heard an explosion in my garage today and I had some high alcohol expensive beers in my garage fridge. The bottles blew apart and actually forced the fridge door open and I had beer and broken glass all over the floor. Pissed me off.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:38 pm to
So I hear. My record cold is like -8. Sucks but doable with the right clothes. Plastic shite starts breaking when you get down in that -30 and lower range.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63270 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:39 pm to
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The boiling water trick to steam cloud is for real. We do it most years.

Will try tomorrow and see if my kids will post a video. I am 55, and don't muddle in that shite.



That would be cool as hell!
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4051 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:39 pm to
Not talking about the school. No district is going to risk hoping all the busses can start tomorrow while kids are waiting at stops in this weather
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:41 pm to
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The bottles blew apart and actually forced the fridge door open and I had beer




Serves ya right, shitlord
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:41 pm to
So many crazy thoughts. Are all of the wild animals in Iowa are going to freeze to death. Are the homeless people dying? Does gasoline freeze in the tank? How does cold weather work. I wouldn’t last a second up there. Y’all are some troopers. I guess I’m just as much of a bitch as my bitch dog
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8718 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:43 pm to
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What’s the difference between -30 and -50?

Don’t say 20°. I mean, can you feel the difference? It’s just all mind numbingly cold, right?


Your balls are in your stomach and you’ve gone to anteater mode.



For wind chill? Difference between being extremely uncomfortable no matter how many layers you have on vs. it physically hurting your eyes and lungs to even step outside for 15 seconds.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:45 pm to
I don’t chill my beers until I am ready to drink them
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6946 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:46 pm to
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Serves ya right, shitlord


This makes zero sense.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15814 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:47 pm to
Does your heat run non stop? I'm in MS and when we had single digit weather my gas HVAC was running about 45 minutes per hour
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:48 pm to
Coldest I've experienced was -32 in Alaska. I went out to check on my airplane, and the metal door handle snapped in half when I tried to open the door.

I put a half full can of Dr. Pepper on the fuel pump, and it was frozen in minutes.

If you don't have an engine block heater on an auto or airplane, it ain't starting.
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 10:52 pm
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4051 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:48 pm to
Difference in frostbite in 15 minutes vs 8 minutes
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29684 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:48 pm to
Same way Louisiana people always use heat index when talking about temps in August. It’s helps sound more severe.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
48903 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:49 pm to
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You get used to some cold. It is s process. You dress appropriately and you don’t notice it as much.


When I lived in Ohio, I was comfortable until it got to about 10 outside. Anything below that and I'd think twice about any plans I had for the night.

The coldest air temperature I ever experienced there was -16 in about 2014 or so. It physically hurt to breathe with a -35 or so wind chill. That shite they're dealing with in Chicago/Minneapolis right now is unfathomable.
This post was edited on 1/29/19 at 10:55 pm
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6946 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:49 pm to
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So many crazy thoughts. Are all of the wild animals in Iowa are going to freeze to death. Are the homeless people dying? Does gasoline freeze in the tank? How does cold weather work. I wouldn’t last a second up there. Y’all are some troopers. I guess I’m just as much of a bitch as my bitch dog


Wild animals adapt, but some die like pheasants for example. Homeless people find shelters. Gasoline never freezes, but diesel fuel can gel if it isn’t blended correctly.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:51 pm to
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Does gasoline freeze in the tank?

Gas starts freezing at around -40F. So, probably not, even with those cold temperatures.

Diesel, on the other hand...
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Same way Louisiana people always use heat index when talking about temps in August. It’s helps sound more severe.


The wind chill literally impacts how fast frostbite sets in.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19368 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:51 pm to
Family in Wapello, Burlington, and Oakville. Bit chilly in Iowa
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15173 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:51 pm to
Lordy! I am coming for a meeting at Mercy Des Moines next Wed....
I live in BR and hope it warms up. I definitely don't own clothes for anything close to that type cold!
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6946 posts
Posted on 1/29/19 at 10:53 pm to
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Does your heat run non stop? I'm in MS and when we had single digit weather my gas HVAC was running about 45 minutes per hour


Good question. Our house is insulated quite well with great windows. We keep our thermostat around 67 degrees and it’s been running about half the time. I’ll probably burn some wood in the fireplace tomorrow as it’s supposed to be even colder.
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