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AbuTheMonkey
| Favorite team: | Notre Dame |
| Location: | Chicago, IL |
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| Registered on: | 5/22/2014 |
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re: Greatest unexpected sports events
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/31/26 at 9:14 pm to Boodis Man
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Leicester City winning the premier league in 2016. Something like that will probably never happen again...sucks if you missed it
First one that came to mind for me as well.
There's not exactly a 1:1 American sports equivalent but would be roughly akin to the Akron Rubberbacks or Birmingham Barons winning the World Series or San Jose State or Louisiana Tech winning the FBS national title.
re: Dan Rapaport v Riggs Barstool v Kevin van Valkenburg - which one is the worst?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/30/26 at 12:42 pm to Earnest_P
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KVV grates on my nerves. Too preachy.
He can get that way, but I'll always think of him fondly for a few of his NLU episodes.
The episode, in particular, where he and Soly went back and rehashed the history of the British media's indignation on the 1997 Ryder Cup had me laughing as hard as I've ever laughed at a podcast.
re: Matt Fitzpatrick is one of us
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/23/26 at 12:12 am to lsupride87
Also interesting because Fitz and ADdC have fairly high chances of being Ryder Cup teammates at some point here soon.
re: Top 10 Scariest Football Stadiums to play in at night
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/21/26 at 8:57 pm to dukeg7213
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Oregon lmao
It's a very tough place to play, especially at night. It's the equivalent of the top of the top in the SEC.
I am a bit surprised Washington didn't make this list. That's also a very difficult place to play, especially at night. It's like a West Coast Neyland but all aluminum and the fans have been drinking on the lake and on University Drive all day. I've been to almost every major SEC venue, many multiple times, and all other things being equal, UW is a brutal place to play compared to, say, Ole Miss or South Carolina. LSU- or Alabama-like.
re: For the anti- war crowd, what was your solution for Iran?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/20/26 at 11:00 pm to Stidham8
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good with them becoming a nuclear power
A single bit of evidence on this would suffice. They've been "weeks away" since the mid-2000's.
As for the rest, I would rather not get our soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen killed if we can avoid it. We're at 13 with 200+ with serious injury and counting. I am an Iraq combat veteran who saw the death and destruction firsthand, including a member of my unit who lost his legs to an Iranian-supplied EFP. Trump's administration hasn't articulated the actual strategy and final goals of this boondoggle, and it appears to be an ever-greater clusterfrick every day this goes on.
re: Boots on the ground. Necessary evil?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/20/26 at 2:07 pm to sidewalkside
We've never launched a ground invasion in the Middle East in search of weapons of mass destruction. Never.
I wonder what would happen if we did?
If they do this, then they are a bigger bunch of morons than I already thought.
I wonder what would happen if we did?
If they do this, then they are a bigger bunch of morons than I already thought.
re: Rory's menu
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/18/26 at 6:20 pm to AlxTgr
The food is good to very good. Not on the Hideki / Adam Scott / Rahm level but really good nonetheless.
The wine list is probably the best a Champion’s Dinner has ever had.
The wine list is probably the best a Champion’s Dinner has ever had.
re: WSJ: Iraq Becomes Battleground for U.S. Forces Once Again
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/9/26 at 12:37 am to RollingwiththeTide
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The goal is to defang them like the Regime in Iran is being defanged. What I mean is they want to kill as many as they can from the air. Find and destroy as many of the heavy rockets and drones they have stored. Plus the more they shoot and use is depleting the stockpiles. Once these things are gone they will not be replenished and will not be able to launch them at civilian populations across the region.
Weapons systems are pretty easily replenished, and furthermore, showing our boldest hand is going to teach them lessons they will not soon forget.
We will never kill off their will to fight and control their country from the air, and they will bounce back probably more quickly than anyone can imagine. I have been impressed by the lethality and joint force capability we've demonstrated over the last two weeks. It will mean all for shite when the same regime holds power at all levels again by the summer. Trump will cut bait in a month or two because he doesn't have the guts to stick with this as energy prices skyrocket and markets tank, and we will leave the sane Iranians in a lark yet again.
They will rearm. So what then?
re: WSJ: Iraq Becomes Battleground for U.S. Forces Once Again
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/9/26 at 12:25 am to Rip N Lip
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Buddy, they’ve been trying to work out all that for decades. And still those militias fight. You obviously haven’t been paying attention for the last two decades.
Most folks raised in the USA and Western Europe will never understand islam. That’s a good thing.
Sure, I don't disagree. I am confident I have a better grasp on the type of Islam practiced in that part of the world than virtually everyone else on this board. Should we get into the millenarian practices of Twelver types who have held power in Iran for the last half century?
So why the frick are we there? Trying to force regime change again from the air? Which will not work in mine or your lifetimes. The IRGC and Basij have very intentionally decentralized their command structure as they knew this would be an eventuality for them. They will not relinquish power and will tens of thousands die (yet again) if anyone tries to poke their head up above the rubble to take back governance. So what then?
re: WSJ: Iraq Becomes Battleground for U.S. Forces Once Again
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/9/26 at 12:20 am to RollingwiththeTide
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ounding these proxy groups of Iran and degrading them as much as possible is just as much in the plan as pounding the Regime of Iran itself. Killing as many fighters as possible while blowing up all those rockets and drones they have stored up will limit the amount of trouble they can cause in the future. Just the simple act of making them shoot that stuff makes them weaker because they will not be able to replace it in the future. At some point look for the Houthies to start getting pounded also.
There are hundreds of thousands of these people in Iraq.
I know that because I fought against them (and in some cases, with them) there. We will degrade them exactly zero without going house to house, neighborhood to neighborhood like we did from '04 - '11 over and over again and sacrificing thousands of American lives.
They also were our allies, in a manner of speaking (our SF and other special ops fought alongside with them), during the assaults on the Islamic State from 2013 - 2018 or so in central and northern Iraq. How do you square that?
re: Did we just do in Iran in one afternoon what it took over a decade to do in Iraq?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 3/1/26 at 9:32 pm to Pragmatist2025
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Serious question, no disrespect to the soldiers (probably in this thread) who served in Iraq. Not personally, but collectively, what did the U.S. accomplish in Iraq? A friend I graduated college with died in 2005 in Iraq (Bradley/IED). I’m certain you military guys know how horrific a death those guys suffered. Though his family was very proud of him and patriotic, years later, I met up with his brother and he had grown very bitter over the ‘why’ of the occupation. What is your insight? thx
No disrespect at all. It’s a fair question and one that many of us asked ourselves quite a bit.
I think the country, on balance, is a much better place to live in 2026 than it was in 2002. From everything I know and the people I keep in contact with, they would mostly agree. Much of that is due to the superhuman efforts of the American people - uniformed and not -over the last twenty-plus years.
Now, was it worth it? That’s an entirely different question. 5,000 American KIA, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi dead, a region destabilized, two vicious insurgencies, on and on and on.
re: Senate bill targets Elon and SpaceX, only allowing up to 50% of launches from one provider
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/26/26 at 11:09 pm to The Pirate King
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I bet you don't have to look far to find that the senators pockets are being lined by Rocket Lab, Blue Origin, Boeing and others.
Supplier monopoly or oligopoly isn't good for anyone over the long term other than the monopolistic / oligopolistic supplier.
It is fundamental to public service economics in a capitalist system to ensure a diversified supplier base. Witness how DoD has at least 4 - 5 firms on call that bid on most major contracts. Witness how the pharma grant system for basic research works. On and on and on.
I frankly don't care if Boeing or Blue Origin are donating to PACS - has SpaceX not done the same?
re: Scottie F*cking Scheffler...
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/15/26 at 3:26 pm to MMauler
Jesus Christ
re: Why are there less “injuries” and “load management” in the NHL?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/13/26 at 4:41 pm to Tiger Prawn
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I'm going to guess that it has to do with more frequent substitutions in hockey, so star players aren't playing 40 minutes a game. And skating seems like less stress and impact to the legs compared to running, jumping, and planting your feet for quick changes of direction.
It’s A) platooning, B) the biomechanics nature of what each sport asks (which you allude to), and C) the likelihood of injury given the player profile.
The average height in the NBA is 6’7”. The average height in the NHL is 6’1”.
In other words, the average NBA player is 3 - 3.5 standard deviations with plenty of guys 4 - 5 standard deviations above average human male height for the developed world. NHL players are about 1 standard deviation above the mean.
NBA players are true genetic freaks, and musculoskeletal injuries are likelier the taller you get. Much more of the NHL population falls closer to the mean in the normal curve.
re: What college football looked like 36 years ago...
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/12/26 at 9:54 am to rpg37
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Crazy thinking that at one time the Big Ten and Pac Ten conferences actually had ten teams. It's like it was logical.
The demise of the PAC 10 /12 is a national tragedy. Still shocking that happened. One of the great institutions in American sports with a legacy more than a century old just collapsed almost overnight.
That will be looked at as the moment the sport really turned.
re: Will wade down by 20 at Louisville
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/9/26 at 8:43 pm to saintsfan22
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He finally played a tough acc opponent
Clemson is ranked higher and higher in the conference standings than Louisville and NC St won at Clemson.
Granted, Louisville has been without Mykel Brown and / or with him pretty hobbled for large stretches of the season. That's a much different team when he is healthy.
re: Does anyone have any info on the fall of Jordan Spieth?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/6/26 at 4:00 pm to The Pirate King
He has probably played better than people have given him credit - he was in the 20's in Datagolf for almost all of last year. He is actually probably a better driver now than he was when he was at his peak. He didn't fall completely off the face of the earth.
Two things, I think, with him:
1. The rate at which he was making the 10 - 20+ footers, especially in critical situations, when he was at his peak was unsustainable - that was a generational run he was on and that probabilistically was just never going to last
2. The game more or less passed him. He probably isn't that different of a player compared to 10 years ago, but the mix of people against whom he is competing is better. Longer, better iron players, more complete, etc. The bar was raised, and he wasn't able to quite compete like he once could. Look at the list of players in the top 15 of the OWGR in 2016:
1. Jason Day, Australia, 10.9145
2. Rory McIlroy, Northern Ireland, 9.8336
3. Dustin Johnson, United States, 9.5330
4. Henrik Stenson, Sweden, 8.6940
5. Jordan Spieth, United States, 8.0436
6. Hideki Matsuyama, Japan, 7.4883
7. Adam Scott, Australia, 6.5476
8. Patrick Reed, United States, 5.3972
9. Alex Noren, Sweden, 5.3525
10. Bubba Watson, United States, 5.1949
11. Danny Willett, England, 5.0889
12. Rickie Fowler, United States, 4.9676
13. Sergio Garcia, Spain, 4.7346
14. Paul Casey, England, 4.6999
15. Justin Rose, England, 4.4397
Of that set (putting Jordan beside), only Rory, Hideki, Adam Scott, Reed, and Rose are still playing world class golf week in and week out, and only Rory and Hideki have been quite clearly better than Jordan the last few years.
Two things, I think, with him:
1. The rate at which he was making the 10 - 20+ footers, especially in critical situations, when he was at his peak was unsustainable - that was a generational run he was on and that probabilistically was just never going to last
2. The game more or less passed him. He probably isn't that different of a player compared to 10 years ago, but the mix of people against whom he is competing is better. Longer, better iron players, more complete, etc. The bar was raised, and he wasn't able to quite compete like he once could. Look at the list of players in the top 15 of the OWGR in 2016:
1. Jason Day, Australia, 10.9145
2. Rory McIlroy, Northern Ireland, 9.8336
3. Dustin Johnson, United States, 9.5330
4. Henrik Stenson, Sweden, 8.6940
5. Jordan Spieth, United States, 8.0436
6. Hideki Matsuyama, Japan, 7.4883
7. Adam Scott, Australia, 6.5476
8. Patrick Reed, United States, 5.3972
9. Alex Noren, Sweden, 5.3525
10. Bubba Watson, United States, 5.1949
11. Danny Willett, England, 5.0889
12. Rickie Fowler, United States, 4.9676
13. Sergio Garcia, Spain, 4.7346
14. Paul Casey, England, 4.6999
15. Justin Rose, England, 4.4397
Of that set (putting Jordan beside), only Rory, Hideki, Adam Scott, Reed, and Rose are still playing world class golf week in and week out, and only Rory and Hideki have been quite clearly better than Jordan the last few years.
re: OWGR decision for LIV Golf is in; Top 10 will receive points this weekend
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 2/6/26 at 11:55 am to JimTiger72
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Unfortunately for most of the golf board, it looks like LIV will be staying here for awhile.
Maybe. They appear to be headed towards a merger of some sort with the Asian Tour.
More importantly, the PIF spigot is clearly drying up. That much is apparent - they’ve only signed 1 player in the current Datagolf 100 since the Rahm / Hatton move two years ago.
They have clearly pivoted strategies - place smaller bets on young guys with promise (McKibben, LeSasso, Ballester, etc.) and fill out with mid-table level players. Honestly, smart strategy if you are working with fewer resources. However, the days of them putting up a pretense of being a true competitor to the PGA Tour are likely over.
The PIF is drawing back on all sorts of vanity investments - and the professional services like finance, consulting, and legal that go with them - all across the board at this point. They finally exited hard on Neom. Hell, it was McKinsey that helped get them into this mess in the first place.
re: New highly contagious virus just happened to pop up
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/29/26 at 8:05 pm to Crimson Wraith
Nipah is not that contagious - typically has an R0 below 1.
Very, very lethal, yes. But not highly contagious.
Very, very lethal, yes. But not highly contagious.
re: Patrick Reed leaving LIV!!
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/29/26 at 12:46 am to icegator337
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Reed, Pat Perez, Kevin Na, and Hudson Swafford all coming back to the PGA tour is a net negative for the tour.
I'll admit to missing out on hate watching Reed. I like that he's coming back - everyone saying the Tour needs villains is right. Doesn't hurt that he still has his game.
Swafford and Na are whatever. They evoke no emotion, and I'd be surprised if either is a full member on the Tour in two years. Neither is in the top 500 in Datagolf right now and are well behind other LIV guys who are clearly past their prime in Kaymer, Westwood, McDowell, etc.
re: Do you foresee Russia attacking a NATO state in the future
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/28/26 at 10:29 pm to Jesterea
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As long as the U.S. is in NATO: no
Not saying it would happen, but just curious... If Russia were to attack Estonia, would you be in support of US intervention? Question meant in good faith, just want to know where people stand on the idea.
At a minimum, I'd be in favor of providing logistical, air, naval, missile, intelligence, and other indirect support. Actually operating the platforms ourselves to the fullest extent of our capabilities, not providing generation-old tech and training officers and NCO's hundreds of miles and three countries away from the front.
Let the Eastern and Baltic NATO countries take the lead on the ground. They wouldn't have much of a problem with American air and naval power providing support.
For the record I don't think Russia has any plans whatsoever to take on a NATO country any time in the near future. Forget what you think of their performance in Ukraine:
Their geopolitical axis has fallen apart around them while they've been bogged down expending an enormous amount of military resources, money, and political capital in Ukraine.
Europe
The country with which it shares the longest border in Europe joined NATO and abandoned a long-standing neutrality policy as a direct result of the invasion. The remaining Scandinavian holdout (who also happens to be less than 100 miles from Russia's border) finally joined NATO, and the Baltic is completely choked out for Russian access in the event of a NATO conflict. They also betrayed a highly embittered Armenia in 2023.
Middle East
Of its three strongest allies in the Middle East (including probably what was its closest ally anywhere in the world outside Europe), one fell and is in exile in Moscow (Syria), one is teetering on the brink (Iran), and one is hopeless crushed for at least a generation (Hamas).
Latin America
Its closest Latin American ally was just decapitated in a 2 1/2 hour raid.
Etc. etc.
Most if not all of that would not have happened if they hadn't had invaded then been bogged down in Ukraine. They are inarguably in a much, much worse strategic position than they were in 2021.
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