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AbuTheMonkey
| Favorite team: | Notre Dame |
| Location: | Chicago, IL |
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| Registered on: | 5/22/2014 |
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re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:28 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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Alabama isn’t that good. Don’t get confused that you beat a top 20 ish team handily. How about Ole Miss? Beat them. Texas? Beat them. Tech? Beat them. Tenner? Beat them. It wasn’t the Bama win that makes your statement comical. It’s that you consider beating your laughable schedule, losing to your own 2 games against quality opponents, as some how proof it’d be a fricking toss up between UGA and ND. Betta go pray on that, son.
We’d be favored against you. You realize that we have more money than you and better talent now, right?
re: ND/A&M rematch
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:24 pm to Gings5
We’re going to Norman, baw.
Can’t wait to face that shithole offense.
Can’t wait to face that shithole offense.
re: Just to make things clear
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:23 pm to RTRnFlorida
Unless you get your arse kicked and your team clearly sucks,
You’ll be penalized then.
You’ll be penalized then.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:21 pm to Jake88
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quote: When the SEC doesn’t win a national championship for the third year in a row again this year, what’s the excuse going to be?An SEC team wasnt good enough, short of something egregious. I bet you thought OSU was a lock for this game. Admit it.
Find me a post predicting OSU would dominate. You can’t because I didn’t.
We played both those teams last year. IU was / is better than people give them credit.
They are both better than every SEC team except Georgia. You’ll find out shortly.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:21 pm to Jake88
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quote: Right. It’s also the best player on the field who was hurt as well. That not count?The QB. That's it
Nah. You’re a bit of an idiot.
When the SEC doesn’t win a national championship for the third year in a row again this year, what’s the excuse going to be?
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:19 pm to 3down10
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Those are power rankings. If you want to look at it where FEI thinks teams should be ranked for the season, then you need to look at the SOR stat. Going into tonight that had Alabama 7th and Notre Dame 13th. FPI has Alabama #8 and Notre Dame 13th. I would use a different formula, but that's what SOR is supposed to be.
No, you dummy. If you want to look at what they think they should be ranked, look at their rankings.
FPI has ND at 3 and Alabama at 6 (before tonight). Try again.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:16 pm to Jake88
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quote:So injuries are part of the sport or not? Did Notre Dame not win by two scores then when considering all the injuries to both teamsCome on. You know better. You really do. It's the QB, it is the 2020s. Really.
Right. It’s also the best player on the field who was hurt as well.
That not count?
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:14 pm to Jake88
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Was Beck the only injured player for UGA? Yall play no one all year. Quit kidding yourself. You don't belong. The 1940s are over.
So injuries are part of the sport or not? Did Notre Dame not win by two scores then when considering all the injuries to both teams?
Is having potentially the best player in all of college football hurt enough to be limited to a handful of touches also a meaningful factor? Or is it just UGA replacing a pretty good but not great QB with another pretty good but great QB?
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:08 pm to Jake88
What did I learn, that North Dame beat UGA playing a back up QB?
You know ND was without 5 starters on defense and with a 50% Jeremiyah Love?
Injuries are part of the sport. Of course you don’t think this shite through.
You know ND was without 5 starters on defense and with a 50% Jeremiyah Love?
Injuries are part of the sport. Of course you don’t think this shite through.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:53 pm to 3down10
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quote: You want to start cherry picking stats? How about you check out FPI? Sagarin? FEI? You’re not very good any longer. Learn to accept it. Those were FEI.
Ok then. FEI Ratings:
Notre Dame - 4th
Alabama (before today) - 9th
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:48 pm to 3down10
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Alabama defenses faced since Nov: #8 LSU #4 Oklahoma #12 Auburn #20 Georgia Notre Dame defenses faced since Nov: #120 Navy #22 Pitt #61 Syracuse #57 Stanford Want to go back further? It doesn't get any better for Notre Dame.
You want to start cherry picking stats?
How about you check out FPI? Sagarin? FEI?
You’re not very good any longer. Learn to accept it.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:46 pm to Jake88
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quote:Neither team has been punched in the jaw yet this season to show they can recover….One of the disadvantages of playing Charmin soft B1G schedules.You are exactly right. Actually, they haven't really had a glove laid on them. UGA, Aggie, Ole Miss would beat both. OU's defense would stifle, but their offense is so anemic I don't know if they could win.
Both these teams would absolutely frick up every SEC team sans Georgia. You idiots learn nothing from last year?
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:37 pm to 3down10
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quote:We have 1 top 25 win (might have 2 come tomorrow). You have 2, one of which just fricked you up in a rematch. And you got butt fricked by a bad 5 - 7 ACC team. Try playing in a conference and maybe you could have played a good team today and proven you aren't a product of your schedule. Alabama has already proven itself to be a top10 team
No you haven’t. You’ve looked like shite for over a month now with bad wins over bad teams and now a terrible loss (and another bad loss to what’s not really a very good Oklahoma team).
The SEC isn’t what you think it is. Same as last year. There’s only one team from your conference with a real shot to win it all
We’re going to jump you tomorrow. We’re a much better team than you are right now. Shut your pie hole and deal with it.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:28 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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quote:We are a much better team than Alabama is now. We’d be something close to a pick em against UGA on a neutral field. How does anyone know that you’re better than Bama is now? Because the way you closed out the season against Navy, Pitt, Syracuse, and fricking Stanford!? Who the frick WOULDN'T look good playing those bums?
Bama has looked terrible over the last month. SC, Auburn, tonight. They can’t even beat the mediocre and bad teams on their schedule with ease.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:26 pm to 3down10
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Notre Dame hasn't beaten anyone all year and lost to the only semi-decent teams they played. Georgia has 1 loss, to Alabama and will be the #2 team after tonight. Should probably be #1 after the performance they had tonight, but Big10 bias will prevent it.
We have 1 top 25 win (might have 2 come tomorrow). You have 2, one of which just fricked you up in a rematch. And you got butt fricked by a bad 5 - 7 ACC team.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:25 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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We’d be something close to a pick em against UGA on a neutral field Holy frick you’re delusional lol
Want to bet, dawg?
Alabama isn’t that good. Don’t get confused that you beat a top 20 ish team handily. Watching the rest of these games, it’s obvious. IU and OSU would both shite all over them.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 8:54 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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Ya know, maybe Bama just ran into a buzz saw today? Maybe UGA would do this to 75%+ of the CFP field? Do we really think ND or Miami would’ve faired much better against that team Bama faced today? I don’t.
Notre Dame would have absolutely fared better - much better - than that shitshow Alabama put out there today.
We are a much better team than Alabama is now. We’d be something close to a pick em against UGA on a neutral field.
re: Whats living in the south like compared to somewhere like rural Nebraska?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/5/25 at 1:42 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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this is typically what I saw when I looked out of the window of the car as a kid
it's not so nice looking from december-april though
The weather is a trade off. The summers are incredible. There's a reason there is so much great golf in Wisconsin and Michigan. Every time I go somewhere in the rural Midwest, especially the Upper Midwest, I am blown away by how well kept and nice things are.
The big leg up I think the rural South has over the rural Midwest is the topography. Not just in or near the Smokies, the rural South has mountains, hills, river valleys, gorges, you name it for hundreds and hundreds of miles. As a reference, the topography in northern Alabama (probably not typically thought of as a top tier destination area) absolutely blows away anything in the Midwest. The best topography the Midwest has is probably the western and northwestern parts of Michigan, especially along the Lake (Sleeping Bear Dunes and the like). Boundary Waters NP and the UP in Michigan are also good, but again, both pretty flat places. The South has the Appalachians, the Cumberland Plateau, the Bluegrass regions of central Kentucky and Tennessee, the Ozarks, the Low Country, on and on.
re: Michigan State just got a Bag 401 mil…
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/5/25 at 10:37 am to El Segundo Guy
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I've said it on here before, but Michigan State has probably close to a dozen billionaires. If they push their chips into the pot, Michigan State can compete with the biggest of programs.
And not just any billionaires, billionaires who are major players in the sports world.
Mat Ishbia
Dan Gilbert
Magic Johnson
Tom Gores
now Greg Williams
Then you also have people like Steve Ballmer and the DeVos family who are connected to Michigan State (and have donated in the past).
re: Whats living in the south like compared to somewhere like rural Nebraska?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/5/25 at 9:44 am to deltaland
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A big difference I’ve noticed between Nebraska and the south is the farms.
Nebraska has picture perfect farms with painted barns, older equipment that’s kept in like new conditions, shop yard clean and organized.
Farms down here will have random dilapidated barns, sheds, shotgun houses that serve no purpose, junk equipment strewn everywhere, shop yard not clean or mowed, million dollar newer equipment that looks like shite. Hell I’ve seen farmers leave broken down or burned up combines in the field and just plant around it next season
It is very noticeable if you've spent a lot of time in the rural parts of both places.
The farms in rural Wisconsin and Michigan are absolutely beautiful. Wisconsin in particular is like a postcard with the picturesque farms with glacial lakes everywhere.
re: Disrespecting Military Branches
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/5/25 at 9:40 am to DoesLSUevenQBbro
Because Marines enjoy a nice glass of Chardonnet with their crayons
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