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idlewatcher
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way"


You should've responded......"well, the night is young and your roofies haven't kicked in yet"


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StupidBinder
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Sounds like she’s expecting you to approach her for sex and is proactively setting the parameters?

On a side note, my Lord...I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to do this dance.
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The Spleen
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
"Cool. It's good to have boundaries."



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Saint Alfonzo
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Peg lied to you.


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p0845330
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Where did you pick her up? Are you sure this wasn't a hooker?


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foj1981
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
No means yes


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VolsOut4Harambe
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Well...did you hit it or nah?

tOT awaits the result of this date.


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tiggerthetooth
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Bang her but dont marry her.


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Codythetiger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Do you have any context to this story or did she just randomly say that? Because if the car was quiet and she just said that out of nowhere I'd just turn to her and laugh and ask where the frick that outburst came from


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idlewatcher
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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she says "I don't do anal by the way"


But what she really was thinking was....."haha this sucker doesn't yet realize he's the one getting anal"


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jbgleason
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Buddy on a first date took a girl to the steakhouse. The waiter was going through the sides and mentioned asparagus. The chick, right in front of the waiter, said "don't get the asparagus, it will make your cum taste funny."

He told me there was a long silence and a look from the waiter that said "you overpaid bringing this whore to a steak house."


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LCA131
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by th


first thing that popped in my mind was what were y'all talking about? Did you comment on the color of the house that you just passed and she followed that up with her statement? Maybe you almost rear-ended a car and she said that?



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IAmNERD
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way".
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If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?


Turn around right there and take her sorry arse home.


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Pettifogger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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On a side note, my Lord...I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to do this dance.



Normally I'd agree when it comes to dating/tinder/etc

But this particular dance sounds fun


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CaptainsWafer
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Was that unprompted? What did you ask to elicit that response?


Ash Williams
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way".


Response:

"Well, I don't like Greek Food. Glad we got that out the way. Now lets go get some Schwarma"


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Clyde Tipton
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way"


Translation:

"I have a problem with letting guys put it in my arse on the first date."


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fr33manator
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".


Is she liberal? If she is, tell her that not doing anal is homophobic.


She’ll be mortified and will let you stick it in her pooper. Destroy her rectum


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Rep520
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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Was that unprompted? What did you ask to elicit that response?


Have you seen Avengers: Endgame yet?


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Ponchy Tiger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
I guess I will be that guy. This totally did not happen.


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