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Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:28 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How ugly does a woman have to be for you not to sleep with them by Hawgnsincebirth55
An ugly woman is a lot like a mini bike. Fun to ride but you don't want anyone to see you doing it.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:30 pm to HuskyPanda
now when you say bad breath.....
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I married well over my head.
I can’t think of any situation that would be worth it
I can’t think of any situation that would be worth it
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:44 pm to LoveThatMoney
I only frick 10s
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:50 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:51 pm to X123F45
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I'd make that thing look like a bulldog eating a jar of miracle whip
This comment isn't getting the respect it deserves.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:58 pm to X123F45
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I've gone whaling, I've gone railing
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:02 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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This comment isn't getting the respect it deserves.
I never do
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I had a buddy who would sleep with anything, as long as it had two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat.
One night we were out, and this girl is macking on me hard. She lived walking distance from the bar, and invited me over for "drinks."
But, she was dragging an anchor. Her friend looked like the Penguin. I'm pretty sure she had a monocle.
I turned to my buddy and said "Hey man, this chick is into me, but look at her wildebeest friend."
His reply was something like "Say no more fam. I got your back."
We all headed back to the girl's place. I was able to spend some quality time with her, while my buddy gave Batman's nemesis the time of her life in the living room.
Best wingman ever.
One night we were out, and this girl is macking on me hard. She lived walking distance from the bar, and invited me over for "drinks."
But, she was dragging an anchor. Her friend looked like the Penguin. I'm pretty sure she had a monocle.
I turned to my buddy and said "Hey man, this chick is into me, but look at her wildebeest friend."
His reply was something like "Say no more fam. I got your back."
We all headed back to the girl's place. I was able to spend some quality time with her, while my buddy gave Batman's nemesis the time of her life in the living room.
Best wingman ever.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:18 pm to boxcarbarney
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I'm pretty sure she had a monocle.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If it has a pussy, working legs, and is breathing then I'm in.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:31 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don’t drink
IRL 6.5 is probably as low as I’ll go, at this point. She’d have to be cool, though. I don’t have one night stands, and it’s pretty easy to find deal breakers, when sober.
IRL 6.5 is probably as low as I’ll go, at this point. She’d have to be cool, though. I don’t have one night stands, and it’s pretty easy to find deal breakers, when sober.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:38 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Oh NSFW
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:39 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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If it has a pussy, working legs, and is breathing then I'm in
The "working legs" criteria in the middle of that list seems odd.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 4:42 pm to boxcarbarney
That’s a true friend.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 5:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Define ugly.
Just the face? The body? Both?
I'll frick the shite outta a butterface with a killer body.
Never gonna frick a fatty though.
Just the face? The body? Both?
I'll frick the shite outta a butterface with a killer body.
Never gonna frick a fatty though.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 5:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I sleep with my wife, all bets are off.
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