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re: How ugly does a woman have to be for you not to sleep with them

Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1239 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:44 pm to
The fatty you posted would get railed by 99.9% of dudes on this forum.

You must be a closet homo.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20271 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:46 pm to
If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes,
And I wake up with a number 1
I swear I'll never do it anymore.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1725 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:46 pm to
I've slept with some dog arse ugly women in my time, but they all had something I'm a sucker for. A nice rack. But I draw the line at bad breath. Few things worse than smelling breath than could peel the paint off a wall
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11920 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

saying no one will ever know


If no one will ever know why not bang them all.

A better question would be how ugly is to ugly if all your friends know you banged her?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27382 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

concern for std's would outweigh looks probably


Bingo.

If she's clean:


Of age
All her limbs
Good teeth
Clean
No acne
Not greasy
Smells good
Full mental acuity

My dick has no eyes.

I've gone whaling, I've gone railing; and I didn't regret either for being too skinny or fat.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48489 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

I've gone whaling, I've gone railing

Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4334 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:49 pm to
I will say there is a special satisfaction that comes with shooting down an attractive woman that is a bitch. I recommend it at least once.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:52 pm to
Depends if she let me put a bag over her head or not
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9157 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:57 pm to
Wow.... that answer is subject to many factors.
A not so attractive lady can have seductive and sexy personality, and when combined with certain levels of alcohol, Adderal, and Viagra, can produce a outstanding sexual experience.
Of course, my mood, level of arrogance on a particular night may also affect my ugly threshold.
We all have our "no way" limit.. missing teeth(front teeth), greasy hair, breath like a cats arse.....
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1441 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 2:57 pm to
Sooooo many factors to the answer of this question


Depends on who all would know
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77409 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:01 pm to
If I am judging how ugly a woman is at all I am not poking.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80101 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I will say there is a special satisfaction that comes with shooting down an attractive woman that is a bitch.


Oh, I've done that before. When I was a relatively new Captain in Germany, I shot one down. This was an arrogant individual who sat right next to me and just said, "this is the part where you buy me a drink". I just turned and took a sip of my beer. She then pulled the, "HEY, I'm talking to you!" comment and I replied, "that's nice".

She then attempted to PULL RANK, calling herself a hot staff sergeant. ("This STAFF SERGEANT deserves your attention") I replied, "well, this CAPTAIN is going to finish his beer and walk out the door. Have a nice evening" At this point, her friends apologized and pulled her away before she could make an arse of herself any further.

She was probably about an IRL 7 (I was still on my first beer) but I figured out very quickly that she was absolutely not worth the consequences.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17707 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:05 pm to


I'd take the fat girl over this one. At least the fat girl is pretty.

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80101 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:09 pm to
Ashley Graham is not that hot, but she carries herself as if anyone that doesn't want to mount her is gay.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22898 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:12 pm to
Isn’t that first one a dude?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

I'd take the fat girl over this one. At least the fat girl is pretty.



In the dark, every face is pretty but fatties still feel like wrestling a sack of jello.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7915 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:14 pm to
Last night I came in with a 10 at 2
And woke up with a 2 at 10

Willie Nelson and some other guy sang it
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45735 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

If she has a pulse and a wet vagina, I'm in

How you doin?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27382 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Ashley Graham is not that hot,


She is meh

quote:

she carries herself as if anyone that doesn't want to mount her is gay.


I'd make that thing look like a bulldog eating a jar of miracle whip
This post was edited on 10/22/19 at 3:17 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58061 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 3:18 pm to
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