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That’s cute. Missouri is still dick riding A&M like they did to get in the SEC. Have you always been someone’s little bitch or will you step out of the shadow one day?


That’s cute because your shitty program dick rode OU’s success into the SEC because you losers have sucked arse since Colt got treated like a rag doll.

Aggie is at least amusing.
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weird cause its probably gonna be the giants


Even better. Cardinals need to excise some demons from sucking arse against the Giants in the playoffs.

Here’s to going for 15 straight.
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Meanwhile Davies is throwing batting practice out here.


Back to back HRs given up to Nootbar and DeJong. You should feel really bad.
Bruh. Shut the frick up. You haven’t outscored us in football since Obama was in office.
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I hope you like down votes


I love pissing off the Bible thumpers.
Religious exemption. What a pussy move. If you use that, you should fully embrace and live as “god” made you. Naked. No medicine. No Heathcare. Just pray the sick away.
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It's a single letter from the alphabet. It's trashcan.


Go back to beating your meat as you hide in your sisters closet.
They really don’t this year.

And we shall be sporting the glorious helmet too.

Sig bet pig fan.

You’ll wear the one where Drink is taking a shite on your state.
Why are Aggies so goddamn weird?
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In 2014 they got crushed by Missouri 42-13 despite holding Missouri to 119 yards.


Good times. Coke Head Mauk passed for 20 yards and we still waxed that arse.

KO return TD.
Punt Return TD.
Fumble Return TD.
A pick 6.

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We'll see how this looks after the Cubs take two tomorrow. I'll be at both games a few rows up behind home.


Bump because the Cards made the small betas (bears) their bitch in game one of the double header.
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frick. The. Cards.


Pete Kozma still haunting your dreams huh?!

re: 2022 Schedule

Posted by Athos on 9/23/21 at 6:21 pm to
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Cheap boys on the Rant don't like the truth. ROFLMAO

Buck-up or shut-up. One mo' time...You are part of the problem.

Glad you're Tiger fans. Just don't bitch without skin in the game.

Edit: I'm challenging you to really become invested. The AD needs it.


Motherfricker, I made a fat 6 figure tuition donation during my time at Mizzou and between me and brothers, it’s definitely 450K+ plus season Tix every year in undergrad and a frustrating attendance at 2013’s SEC CCG

I’d love to be able to go to games but I’m on the East Coast.

But that’s beside the point, no one needs to justify themselves to a raging count like you.
I predict Mookie and or Lovett go for 100 yards of total O and Badie rolls up 150 and two TDs.

Mizzou 35
BC 20
You were our routine bitch and door mat for the longest time in the NL before you tucked tail to the AL. Your trash can drum ain’t walking through that door. You should be scared.
Just swept the Blew Crew in a four game set to push their streak to 12 games. Single elimination WC game should be fun.

re: Ted Lasso Season 2 Thread w/ Spoilers

Posted by Athos on 9/23/21 at 7:36 am to
Finally got caught up. Can’t believe they went through with Sam and Rebecca smashing.

Sam the smooth talker getting that cougar poon. Still. Damn. He’s written as 21yr old and she’s got 20+ on him. That can’t last too long.

As for The Beard episode. I loved it. It was quirky and different from the usual style and it was nice to see a character centric episode of a supporting cast. Those dance moves, his con to get into the club, the slight riff on Three Musketeers Charlie Sheen scene and the meat head being a softie.

re: How do we stop the run?

Posted by Athos on 9/23/21 at 7:23 am to


Well. We’d prolly have the speed to seal the edges. They’d likely get run over by RBs, but at least they’d be in position to trip them up.

re: 2022 Schedule

Posted by Athos on 9/23/21 at 7:19 am to
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If you are not buying tickets, giving to TSF, donating, $100 hand shakes or signing a NIL deal with a player...you have NO GROUNDS to bitch about the program in any way. I'm talking to you. You are part of the problem.


Jesus fricking Christ, what a pedantic, narcissistic, holier than though, jackass mini-rant. And we wonder why our team board is so dead.

re: Best Bond Title songs

Posted by Athos on 9/22/21 at 6:42 pm to
Slightly off and on topic.

I always thought Alex Turner from The Arctic Monkeys could write a killer Bind theme. His side band, The Last Shadow Puppets has a very Bond-esque song.

https://youtu.be/9cQloro92xA
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Progressives and Democrats are the modern day book burners.


What a retarded take.

re: How do we stop the run?

Posted by Athos on 9/22/21 at 5:45 pm to
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Why not bring another D Line so the LBs can do their job easier?





Maybe our Oline needs to play two way ball so we actually have a 300 lb man on the line.

re: 2022 Schedule

Posted by Athos on 9/22/21 at 5:44 pm to
Who the frick agreed to play at Middle Ten to open the season? What a dog shite schedule. Hope we land Burden to soften the blow of that nonsense.

re: How do we stop the run?

Posted by Athos on 9/22/21 at 11:49 am to
Press man in the passing game and bring another LB that can bring the lumber seems the only way.
VA D is dog shite. Maybe more than ours. UNC lost two starting RBs and 2 starting WRs, all four of them drafted, and got shite canned by UNC for 700 yards and 59 points.
Selling the Broncos. Chubb will miss time and Teddy Two Gloves will come back to earth.
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Just couldn’t wait to work that in, could ya?


Not nearly as much as he loves to wrap in a sound bite and mini rant about the “virus of unknown origin” into damn near every video he does.