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re: How many waves of 5 year olds could you take on?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:25 pm to LSUnation78
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:25 pm to LSUnation78
quote:
What kind of 5 year olds are we dealing with here.
Let's make it interesting. Rio De Janero street urchins.
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:39 pm to diddlydawg7
This thread gets done on here like once a year
Posted on 1/19/20 at 7:52 pm to Korkstand
Yes this week, Let me clean it up
This nat got my schedule crazy
This nat got my schedule crazy
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:02 pm to diddlydawg7
All day.
The 5 year olds (especially the girls) would be so scared from the blood of the first few they would cry and retreat.
The 5 year olds (especially the girls) would be so scared from the blood of the first few they would cry and retreat.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:04 pm to diddlydawg7
Worst thread title ever 
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:10 pm to Bourre
The 350 joke needs to die along with "germans" and "dear facebook".
shite isn't and never was funny.
shite isn't and never was funny.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:18 pm to dcrews
Perhaps, perhaps. But I do believe "dear penthouse forum" should remain fair game.
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:21 pm to dcrews
quote:
The 350 joke needs to die along with "germans" and "dear facebook".
shite isn't and never was funny.
What's the "germans" thing?
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:42 pm to diddlydawg7
It is not the five year olds that would worry me.
It would be their mothers chasing me down for child support with the can I speak to your manager haircuts that would scare me.
It would be their mothers chasing me down for child support with the can I speak to your manager haircuts that would scare me.
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:43 am to Fat and Happy
quote:
I would say it’s gonna get super tough after 20.
I feel bad for any man that can be taken down by a kindergarten classroom.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:55 am to diddlydawg7
Somewhere around 20. At some point they can all just grab you and hold you down while others attack you
Assuming these kids are all fighting for their lives as well
Assuming these kids are all fighting for their lives as well
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 7:56 am
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:58 am to eScott
quote:
I feel bad for any man that can be taken down by a kindergarten classroom.
20 kids at 40-45 lbs each is about 800-900 lbs. How you managing that?
I assume they are all intention killing you and half of them aren't in the corner playing with Legos.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:00 am to Mr Clean
quote:
have a pit bull
So I have that going for me
This made me irl lol
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:01 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Let's make it interesting. Rio De Janero street urchins.
5 yr olds from the favelas lol
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:07 am to diddlydawg7
If i was fighting seriously. Id be done at around 40-60. simply from me getting tired and losing my wind.
Little kids can be surprisingly strong. As soon as you get tired you are donr for. The kids will all jump on you and you no longer have the energy to fight back. I know because I have playfought (not to the death or anything lol) with a bunch of my lil cousins at the family reunion. After 7 minutes I'm actually fully winded and they are full of energy.
Not to mention kids aren't afraid to take nut shots. Someone does that and my life is over. Nothing i can do about that.
Little kids can be surprisingly strong. As soon as you get tired you are donr for. The kids will all jump on you and you no longer have the energy to fight back. I know because I have playfought (not to the death or anything lol) with a bunch of my lil cousins at the family reunion. After 7 minutes I'm actually fully winded and they are full of energy.
Not to mention kids aren't afraid to take nut shots. Someone does that and my life is over. Nothing i can do about that.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:09 am to diddlydawg7
Bare hands? A good bit. A mid 90’s college baseball bat? Infinite.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:12 am to diddlydawg7
The problem with 5 year olds is that they’re at the height where their punch elevation is right around groin level.
One shot and they could incapacitate me enough to allow the others to gang up.
One shot and they could incapacitate me enough to allow the others to gang up.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:36 am to Displaced
quote:Bruh, that would be super easy.
20 kids at 40-45 lbs each is about 800-900 lbs. How you managing that?
I assume they are all intention killing you and half of them aren't in the corner playing with Legos.
If you run full speed at 5 year olds, they're going to go down and probably not get up.
Just go full rage monster and never stop moving, always running at them and 20 5 year olds would be super easy to beat.
Now for the OP, you start with 1, then 2, then 3...at some point you'd lose but only due to fatigue.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:55 am to diddlydawg7
I don't know how many, but, I would have fun with it. I'd hold a football and pretend to be an NFL running back just mowing down defenders as I run for the TD.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:03 am to diddlydawg7
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