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re: Tell me Bama fans - BowlJackson
[quote]You've been off your game since the leave of absence.[/quote] And you've been retarded since you came out of your mom feet first, but its not polite to bring that up, is it?...
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Tell me Bama fans - BowlJackson
When and how did you realize that the Crimson Tide football team was actually affiliated with a [i]college[/i]? I'm picturing a story as old as time for Bama fabs: 35 yrs old, you just got promoted to assistant shift supervisor, and McDonalds is rewarding you with your first Saturday off in yea...
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re: Auburn AD Greene - BowlJackson
[quote]Opposed to the Rhodes Scholars Alabama is signing every year? [/quote] Auburn really did have a student named a Rhodes Scholar like 2 months ago. Meanwhile, you scored a 19 on your ACT and have a 2.5 GPA? University of Alabama is more than happy to accept your money :bow:...
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re: Harley Barber - BowlJackson
[quote]Maybe you need a nap?[/quote] If you wouldn't take an afternoon nap then you're a bigger POS than I thought. And a liar....
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re: What is the largest animal a grown man could defeat with his bare hands? - BowlJackson
[quote]How are you going to prevent the manatee from diving down and drowning you? It can damn sure hold its breath longer than you can.[/quote] Just swim up to the surface for a breath. They stay in pretty shallow, clear water, and they aren't fast so its not going to get away while you catch yo...
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re: Harley Barber - BowlJackson
That just shows how ignorant and biased you are. POS conservative racist snowflake...
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re: Scientists worry brain-wasting ‘zombie deer’ disease could spread to humans - BowlJackson
I know a few Bama fans that would like to know if this disease can be transmitted sexually....
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re: CNS statue Walk of Champion update and National Championship Celebration - BowlJackson
I see the Saban statue is imitating IRL Saban. About to take that hose from behind....
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re: Auburn AD Greene - BowlJackson
[quote]You said it, not me.[/quote] You seem confused. In more than one way. I'll pray for you....
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re: Auburn AD Greene - BowlJackson
Because you think about erect penises inside you all the time? Doesn't that make you gay?...
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re: Auburn AD Greene - BowlJackson
Why are you so scared of him? Are you intimidated by a successful, intelligent, handsome black man. Typical Bama fans. No doubt if I looked you up on Ancestery.com I'd find your parents also qualify as your Second Cousins. Your family tree looks like this |...
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re: What is the largest animal a grown man could defeat with his bare hands? - BowlJackson
[quote]Manatee Whoa.[/quote] Swim up to it, latch onto its back, and start biting chunks out of the back of its neck until you have a hole big enough to start digging around with your hands. It'll die eventually....
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re: Fight Club: Fight a historical figure - BowlJackson
[quote] I don’t know that anybody should pick Abe. I think a young Lincoln would whip a lot of ass.[/quote] Seriously. Dude was a trained and experienced Vampire Hunter....
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re: Famous one hit wonders of the SEC - BowlJackson
[quote]The white RB for AU vs Bama. Tre.[/quote] Except he had an even bigger moment at the end of his career. He returned a blocked punt for a TD to beat #2 and eventual national champ Florida. It was the biggest play in CFB of the 2006 season. That's a much bigger moment than a good 1st...
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re: Since I can't bump "Garrett will be a bust in the NFL" - BowlJackson
He's no Carl Lawson, that's for damn sure...
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re: Comedian Tom Segura has ruffled some feathers - BowlJackson
Honestly he's just saying what everybody else has always already thought anyway. Cajuns aren't real people and you inbred idiots don't deserve rights....
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re: WYHI: Chad Morris' Wife Edition - BowlJackson
Hell no...
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re: List of SEC Schools that have won a football NC or made a sweet 16 since 2000 - BowlJackson
[quote][u]Trash[/u] Georgia Arkansas [/quote] FIFY...
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re: Who is drafted first: Arden Key or Lorenzo Carter - BowlJackson
I know one thing, Key will be the first out of the league. Overrated trash. Wont last 5 seasons....
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