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How many waves of 5 year olds could you take on?

Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:21 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:21 pm
Let’s say you are in an arena, and you have to fight for your life. Instead of fighting animals or men, you have to fight waves of 5 year olds.

It starts with 1 kid
Then 2 kids
Then 3
And so on.

Half boys, half girls.

How many kids are too much for you?
Posted by Bourre
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:21 pm to
350

Amirite
Posted by LSUnation78
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:22 pm to
What kind of 5 year olds are we dealing with here.

What kind of training did they take.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:23 pm to
A good 40 before one figured out they could just bite my nuts. Then I'd be done.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14111 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Let’s say you are in an arena, and you have to fight for your life. Instead of fighting animals or men, you have to fight waves of 5 year olds.

It starts with 1 kid
Then 2 kids
Then 3
And so on.

Half boys, half girls.

How many kids are too much for you?



Sorry you're a pedophile.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:24 pm to
So Do all the odd number waves include a tranny or non binary?
quote:

Half boys, half girls.
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Apollyon
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

How many waves of 5 year olds could you take on?


quote:

by diddlydawg7


Disturbing thread title. Made worse by your unfortunate username...
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:24 pm to
All of them.

They are too busy on their phones.
Posted by cable
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:24 pm to
Do I have a knife-glove or a chainsaw hand?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:26 pm to
Am I allowed to fortify my position by using dead kids in between waves or what?
Posted by Duane Dibbley
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:29 pm to
Creepy thread is creepy
Posted by SEClint
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:29 pm to


Not as many as this guy
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:33 pm to
Am I a Gorilla or a Chimpanzee in this scenario?
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:33 pm to
It would be fairly easy till you got winded.

Because if you didn’t keep up with the speed of waves and punching kids, you are gonna get over taken.

I would say it’s gonna get super tough after 20.

There is a chance you could make it some pst this by knocking kids together to cause their heads to knock together so they cry and quit
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14111 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

Disturbing thread title. Made worse by your unfortunate username...



Goddamn that's funny man!!

You just won post of the day. You get one real upvote and 99 fantasy votes.
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:38 pm to
Sounds like you would go down on the first one.
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:39 pm to
Black or white?
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:39 pm to
I have a pit bull

So I have that going for me
Posted by davyjones
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Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 6:40 pm to
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What kind of 5 year olds are we dealing with here.

Exactly. We talking children of TDS sufferers, or we talking about child soldiers in Africa toting AKs? Or what??
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