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re: How many waves of 5 year olds could you take on?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:12 am to Ash Williams
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:12 am to Ash Williams
This thread does pop up regularly and I always figured I’d get tired after about 25. This test you posted got me at 31.
The nut shots would be a problem but I can fight through that. 5 yr olds are really small and light. One good hard slap to the nose will take one out. You can pick one up and toss it straight up to land on the ground. Swing one around like a bat. Kicking them would be devastating but there’s the risk of losing balance.
Besides a nut punch, a 5 yr old lacks the power to cause any real damage. So it might be possible to ball up and rest. Even if a bunch of them kick or jump on you it won’t hurt that much.
The nut shots would be a problem but I can fight through that. 5 yr olds are really small and light. One good hard slap to the nose will take one out. You can pick one up and toss it straight up to land on the ground. Swing one around like a bat. Kicking them would be devastating but there’s the risk of losing balance.
Besides a nut punch, a 5 yr old lacks the power to cause any real damage. So it might be possible to ball up and rest. Even if a bunch of them kick or jump on you it won’t hurt that much.
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:20 am to diddlydawg7
Depends on their power levels
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:26 pm to ScoobyDont
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How would having a pit bull help you? They are so meek and mild, as you inbreeds keep telling us.
I’m black
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:28 pm to Ignignot
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:52 pm to diddlydawg7
I'd kick the F out of the first one....the rest would decide not to come.
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:56 pm to Ash Williams
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-many-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight
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You got: 31!
WOW! Have you quit your day job yet? You should quit your day job. Your new job? Punchin' little tykes. Keep your eye on the prize, 31.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:57 pm to diddlydawg7
as many as I had too
find the littlest one use him or her as a club
beat the shite out of those little frickers
I scored 52 on that test
find the littlest one use him or her as a club
beat the shite out of those little frickers
I scored 52 on that test
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:00 pm to Ash Williams
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:29 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
find the littlest one use him or her as a club
beat the shite out of those little frickers
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:38 pm to diddlydawg7
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