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re: Heavy metal fans ‘vomiting and crying’ as concertgoer poops in moshpit

Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by meansonny
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:50 pm to
shite stories make me laugh like no other. I’d definitely be crying if that happened in front of me but not in a sad or upset way.


Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14953 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 1:52 pm to
To be fair, shitting in the moshpit is about as metal as it gets.



Apparently a bunch of posers in the crowd that night.
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 1:55 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

She said she believed “the smell triggered lots of people to then vomit,” which quickly escalated as more people reacted. “People started spewing in response to that,” she added, describing how the combination of smells made the situation worse, according to the outlet.


Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14157 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:22 pm to
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So some dude with a Mad Max facepiece on slapping on an out of tune guitar and a skank dry humping his leg and people actually paid to see this?

He wanted her shite on his leg.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:34 pm to
Just when I was thinking of going to a concert to moshpit.

Nevermind.
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:34 pm to
Janitor watching the vibe change from a mosh pit to mop shite in the blink of an anus
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30731 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

quote:
shake a log down his leg



Someone should build a song around this lyric.

Sounds like an AC/DC song. Maybe Primus.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Not a medical emergency if it's a log. Dude was just trying to be sneaky to avoid losing his spot.


Spots are not hard to claim in a mosh pit.

quote:

And if the smell of a nasty shite makes these people vomit, they better avoid having kids.


Again, pretty weak if you’re in a mosh pit. I remember seeing a few people emerge from pits with broken bones.
Posted by mule74
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:23 pm to
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that he’s not the first guy to take a dump in a mosh pit.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:35 pm to
Eww, grody to the max.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61837 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

shake a log down his leg

Someone should build a song around this lyric.

Sounds like an AC/DC song. Maybe Primus.


Just add a few words and adjust the phrasing.


Posted by tonydtigr
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:57 pm to
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Brown Sabbath reunion tour no doubt


Lettuce spray.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 5:58 pm to
Let the vomit hit the floor
Let the vomit hit the floor
Let the vomit hit the flooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr!!!
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
75878 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:28 pm to
Set list

Brown-Eyed Girl
Little Brown Duvet
I shite the Sheriff
Runnings with the Devil
Wipe-Out
Little Deuce Poop
Head Games
Big Log
Log-gins & Mess-ina Medley
Wanna Be Fartin’ Somethin’
Classical Gas

Encore
A Flock of Fecals medley
Free Turd
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4537 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:28 pm to
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I would think the smell of a moshpit is similar to that of a steaming loaf anyhow.


IDK where they find these guys but every mosh pit on earth seems to have a sweaty shirtless guy that wants to wrap his stinky BO arms around you & scream punk lyrics at the top of his lungs
Posted by johnqpublic
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:34 pm to
>>GG Allin enters the chat<<
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:36 pm to
If anything got worse than Woodstock 99, I guess this is it

On redaction mosh pit poop probably happened there but strictly accidentally back in those days
This post was edited on 7/28/26 at 6:38 pm
Posted by DarthGadget
Member since Jun 2021
208 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 6:45 pm to
Squeeze me baby ..
(Blues Guitar Pull)
Till the log rolls down my leg...

Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the log rolls down my leg
The way you squeeze my turd cutter
I'm gonna fall right outta bed, bed, yeah

???
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
361 posts
Posted on 7/28/26 at 7:46 pm to
Good point. I mean, didn't Ozzy finally win the gross-out war with Motley Crue when they toured together by drinking his own urine?

A bridge too far I know...
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