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re: ‘Heavily intoxicated’ coon breaks in liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom

Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12337 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:44 pm to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by KemoSabe65
70605
Member since Mar 2018
6285 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:58 pm to
Yall bunch of stone casting mfers up nheay
Posted by SobchakSecurity
Member since Sep 2025
30 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 7:37 pm to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
53802 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:03 pm to
Where were these liquor stores when I was a raccoon
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12601 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:09 pm to
Amazing, even as a racoon he knows to head to the toilet to hurl.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100253 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Heavily intoxicated’ coon breaks in liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom



Well I thought this was going a different direction
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32184 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:09 pm to
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We've all been there.


After I was divorced, and before I quit drinking, I rented a couple of buddies a couple of rooms in my old house. One guy was a big Jimmy Buffet fan so we decided to have a margarita party. It was a rocking good time, but I mixed too many things together and ended up in my bathroom upstairs laying on the cold tile.

After a bit and noticing that I was absent, my buddy found me and asked, "Hey dude, do you need anything?"

My reply, "Yes. A blanket".

Yup, we've all been there.
Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
3106 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:09 pm to
Malt liquor?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62549 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

We've all been there.


So you've been to Southdowns Lounge?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35764 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:33 pm to
He's a real party animal

:rimshot:
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2458 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:22 pm to
Ashland Va, my home base.

About the most exciting thing that's happened here since the DC / Beltway Sniper shooting here in 2002.

For that one, I was in the YMCA working out one night when the snipers came in and paid to take a shower. I didn't recall noticing them (I never used the showers there).
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
94755 posts
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:34 pm to
Not racoons, you idiot ….
This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 10:36 pm
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
10977 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:00 am to
Passed out on the floor of a liquor store bathroom

Rock bottom for most people but probably not racoons considering the garbage they've gone through on regular basis at night
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
9960 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:28 am to
Should be obvious to the cops because the perp was wearing a mask.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17131 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:43 am to
Sorry for partying.



Who among us haven't been there before.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94711 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:44 am to
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‘Heavily intoxicated’ coon


Just wasn't on my bingo card. Those 3 words arranged like that just don't look right.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35764 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:52 am to
quote:

‘Heavily intoxicated’ coon breaks in liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom


This thread title suggests that the raccoon was drunk before he broke into the liquor store, which would've been awesome.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15647 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:56 am to
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Probably got into the coognac.


Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21589 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:58 am to
"TRASHED PANDA"


Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6282 posts
Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:12 am to
was it intoxicated when it broke in?
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