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Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:58 pm to Shexter
Yall bunch of stone casting mfers up nheay
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:03 pm to Shexter
Where were these liquor stores when I was a raccoon
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:09 pm to Shexter
Amazing, even as a racoon he knows to head to the toilet to hurl.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 8:31 pm to Shexter
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Heavily intoxicated’ coon breaks in liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom
Well I thought this was going a different direction
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:09 pm to Ghost of Colby
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We've all been there.
After I was divorced, and before I quit drinking, I rented a couple of buddies a couple of rooms in my old house. One guy was a big Jimmy Buffet fan so we decided to have a margarita party. It was a rocking good time, but I mixed too many things together and ended up in my bathroom upstairs laying on the cold tile.
After a bit and noticing that I was absent, my buddy found me and asked, "Hey dude, do you need anything?"
My reply, "Yes. A blanket".
Yup, we've all been there.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:11 pm to Ghost of Colby
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We've all been there.
So you've been to Southdowns Lounge?
Posted on 12/2/25 at 9:33 pm to Shexter
He's a real party animal
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:22 pm to Shexter
Ashland Va, my home base.
About the most exciting thing that's happened here since the DC / Beltway Sniper shooting here in 2002.
For that one, I was in the YMCA working out one night when the snipers came in and paid to take a shower. I didn't recall noticing them (I never used the showers there).
About the most exciting thing that's happened here since the DC / Beltway Sniper shooting here in 2002.
For that one, I was in the YMCA working out one night when the snipers came in and paid to take a shower. I didn't recall noticing them (I never used the showers there).
Posted on 12/2/25 at 10:34 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Not racoons, you idiot ….
This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:00 am to Shexter
Passed out on the floor of a liquor store bathroom
Rock bottom for most people but probably not racoons considering the garbage they've gone through on regular basis at night
Rock bottom for most people but probably not racoons considering the garbage they've gone through on regular basis at night
Posted on 12/3/25 at 7:28 am to Shexter
Should be obvious to the cops because the perp was wearing a mask.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:43 am to Shexter
Sorry for partying.
Who among us haven't been there before.
Who among us haven't been there before.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:44 am to Shexter
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‘Heavily intoxicated’ coon
Just wasn't on my bingo card. Those 3 words arranged like that just don't look right.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:52 am to Shexter
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‘Heavily intoxicated’ coon breaks in liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom
This thread title suggests that the raccoon was drunk before he broke into the liquor store, which would've been awesome.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 8:56 am to NotoriousFSU
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Probably got into the coognac.

Posted on 12/3/25 at 9:12 am to Shexter
was it intoxicated when it broke in?
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