re: Have you or anyone you know ever farted and cleared a room?

Haven’t done that but did make someone throw up once. Shining achievement in my life.

Also called the Nadler

I farted in my truck a while ago and didn't think it was too bad. Ran in the store to grab a beer and came back out and hopped in.

Apparently the most potent gas was trapped in the seat cushion and was pressed out when I plopped down. It was so bad it had me talking to myself. I said "God damn REB"

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Also called the Nadler

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I remember you saying that your wife and daughter fart around you. Has one of them ever cleared the room?

I have on numerous occasions and I call it my "i'm going home early trick"

Does an elevator count as a room?

I have cleared a house once, blew it out underneath the intake vent by the unit and spread quickly throughout the WHOLE house

A buddy did this on a bus from Jamaica airport to the resort. Everyone was gagging and screaming in a foreign language and eventually everyone understood how to put down the bus windows.
It must have been a rather long ride because the second time he got up they blocked him from the bus bathroom even though he only had to pee.

Never cleared a room with a fart.

But, I was once in a bathroom stall in West Laville and took a sh!t that nearly made me leave immediately. As I was sitting there "finishing up," three black dudes walked in laughing and having a good time. They got about 3 steps in and one of them says, "Holy f*cking sh!t. What the f*ck is that? I got to get the f*ck out of here before I throw up." He must have seen my feet under the door because he beat on the door and said, "Something done crawled up your a$$ and died. Seriously man, you better get that sh!t checked out!"

They then all exited while loudly expressing their displeasure.

Once during a road trip to FSU I purposely waited to blow a hangover fart in the car wash. No one could get any ventilation.