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Here’s a simple test to determine whether policing in this country serves its stated objective of protecting and serving - do you feel more or less safe when a cop is behind you in traffic?

There ya go.

All of us, even white men, turn down our music, put the phone down and silently start recounting the last 30 seconds asking internally, “frickkk what did I do wrong?”

Race fetishists seem to think this is a uniquely black experience lol
Even years = fat Kelly
Odd years = hot Kelly

It’s 2022, so she’s right on schedule.
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My dad had this conversation with his four sons. It just seems like young black men and/or boys don't listen.


Can’t have a father son conversation if you don’t have a father around.

That said, my parents gave me the same, “don’t act like a jackass around cops” speech among a hundred other dinner time lessons on how not to be a piece of shite in a civilized society.
Louisiana practically threw my arse across state lines when I graduated law school.

“I’m taking my talents to south beach.”
Translation for your baws

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18 counts of Aggravated Statutory Rape


She banged a kid 18 times* and he was between the ages of 10-18. Also, it’s aggravated because there’s a 10+ year difference in the ages of the plaintiff and defendant.

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4 counts of Human Trafficking by Patronizing Prostitution


She picked him up in her car and physically took him elsewhere for sex 4 times. The patronizing prostitution part likely means she promised or actually exchanged something of value (not necessarily money) for the sex.

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1 count of Solicitation of a Minor


She propositioned someone under age 18 for some sucky fricky.

* Edit for the wise guys: it’s possible she banged different kids multiple times; here’s a non exhaustive list of potential situations:

18 kids, 1 time each
1 kid, 18 times
2 kids, 9 times each
9 kids, 2 times each
6 kids, 3 times each
3 kids, 6 times each
1 kid, 17 times and 1 kid one time
Considered buying and holding in currently undesirable areas, but stopped for a few reasons:

1) figured I’d get devoured by property taxes;

2) concerned about liability if some crackheads decide to squat there and wind up killing themselves;

3) they never show the interiors on these places, but I’d imagine they violate all sorts of building codes and I’d get fricked by fines

re: Worst Home Advantages in Pro Sports

Posted by Boring on 2/15/22 at 7:40 pm
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NHL - Avalanche


Damn, has this really dropped off? When I was going to Avs games 15-20 years ago, the McNicholls Arena and then the Pepsi Center were consistently packed.
As someone who hasn’t watched cable news in over a decade and has no clue who these people are…

Can y’all please explain who was fricking who here?
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Pretty competitive


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Tigerdroppings


Boy you need a new scouting department.
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it's hard to argue the Angels aren't civilly liable


Employers aren’t generally vicariously liable for intentional actions of their employees, although they may be liable for negligently hiring or failing to fire this guy. Now, if they knew about it and facilitated or covered it up? Yeah they may be fuuuuucked.

re: How much silicone can you bench?

Posted by Boring on 2/15/22 at 1:35 pm
Quarter rep a pair of 120 lb dumbbells for internet attention?

Sure, why not?

Bradley Martyn is a colossal fig btw

re: Nope- Jordan Peele

Posted by Boring on 2/15/22 at 12:26 pm
I hope this country ditches its race fetish before I die.

Looks like it has some serious potential to be a fun movie, the shots and scenery are beautiful, but god damn we just have to highlight BLACK FOLX to kick things off.
“Happy Valentine's Day, Big Mike! With a swim move that puts Demarcus Ware to shame, you're truly one-of-a-kind. Today and always, I am thankful to have you on my defensive line.”
White women will be the West’s downfall

re: Inventing Anna

Posted by Boring on 2/14/22 at 12:24 am
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how so?


A couple of references to Trump’s America being a total shite show.

Then about 3/4 of the way through, Anna and the journalist start going off on tangents about how it’s a man’s world and Anna is doing literally the same thing as men do every day in this country and she’s the only one being punished for it. Also one of her friends is a very large transsexual black woman and they make sure to give her/him some PG13 romance scenes - ya know, for the kids.

Funny part is, the straight boyfriends and husbands are the only people with a voice of reason. They say several times, “this bitch is full of shite and you’re getting played for a fool.”

re: Inventing Anna

Posted by Boring on 2/13/22 at 4:53 pm
Whole story could have been told in a 60 minute episode, but they stretched it out to an entire season by pumping it full of fantasy storylines and “white man bad” propaganda.

Julia Garner great as always, but save yourself the time and read the Wikipedia article
I outgrew both, but when I have kids, I’m sure I’ll revisit those things when they take interest.

My vote goes for adult Disney obsessives.

re: Does Mazda make reliable vehicles CX9

Posted by Boring on 2/12/22 at 10:16 pm
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Mazda’s best vehicle


By what criteria?

They make the arguably the best 2 seater of all time (Miata). The 3 is their bread and butter car. The CX5 seems to be their “just right” SUV.

They don’t make any models that are pieces of shite, which is by design.

re: Does Mazda make reliable vehicles CX9

Posted by Boring on 2/12/22 at 9:52 pm
Mazda has quietly surpassed both Subaru and Honda in terms of reliability. They’ve avoided CVT transmissions and still have a healthy crop of naturally aspirated engines.

I’ve owned two Mazdas, and while I didn’t love either one, neither ever gave me mechanical issues. The only drawback is that parts used to be more expensive than other Japanese marques, but I don’t know if that’s still the case.
I don’t think many college coaches would have a job if not fishing off the company pier was a condition of continued employment.