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Have you or anyone you know ever farted and cleared a room?
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:44 pm
I did this a few months ago. I was helping my buddy move out of his apartment and into his house. While moving stuff out of the living room I ripped arse in the living room, and it was something awful. We all have to stop what we were doing and get out of there.
I was laughing at everyone’s reaction to it.
I was laughing at everyone’s reaction to it.
This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 2:50 pm
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Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:44 pm to cbree88
You need Jesus.
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:45 pm to cbree88
i did once and cleared out a whole section during the pregame pit visit for one of the monster truck shows in the superdome.
This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:46 pm to cbree88
I seen you tilt
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:46 pm to cbree88
No, but a guy on the OB said he shite off a tree stand like a squirrel
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:47 pm to cbree88
Samoan dude on my high school football team during a meeting. Coach commented on how heinous it was and made us all go outside and run some gassers.
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:47 pm to cbree88
I've been in Fred's and seen the whole dance floor clear out after a dude ripped arse once
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:49 pm to cbree88
No but I've tortured some people in cars before. I love having a captive audience
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:51 pm to cbree88
Not to hijack the thread but If you can fart thru several layers of clothing and clear a room then what good does it do to wear a mask and think you are saving the world from your case of the COVIDs??
Edited bc of autocorrect
Edited bc of autocorrect
This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:53 pm to cbree88
I took a dump once, it was awful. I had my 2 daughters go in the bathroom to get me stuff.....they came back in living room and"gosh it stinks in there" 
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:55 pm to cbree88
I got a beagle that can clear 40 acres
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:55 pm to Seppuku
A regular for my MIL
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:55 pm to cbree88
In 2003 or 2004 I cleared a drug store in Orange Beach.
But my MO is leaving them in elevators.
This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:56 pm to cbree88
Yes yes I have
It’s one of the simple pleasures in life to wage chemical warfare on the unsuspecting
It’s one of the simple pleasures in life to wage chemical warfare on the unsuspecting
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:57 pm to bayoudude
When you pass a real potent one like that don't you sort of feel proud? The aroma of my own is quite satisfying to me.
This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:57 pm to cbree88
Yes, I’ve done it at least 5 times. Once cleared out the chapter room in my fraternity, which is still one of the proudest moments of my life. I’m talking like 30 people leaving in outrage and gagging. I personally gagged on that fart as well. Worst one I’ve ever laid.
This post was edited on 12/29/21 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:58 pm to big_tuna
I cleared out the dance floor at Florabama several years ago
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:58 pm to cbree88
I accidentally cropdusted myself the other day and it was terrible. Let one rip in the kitchen on the way to the living room. Then realized I had to go back into the kitchen for something and walked right through it.
Now I have to repaint the walls.
Now I have to repaint the walls.
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:58 pm to Aldo
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I cleared out the dance floor at Florabama several years ago
Maybe it was just your dancing skills
Posted on 12/29/21 at 2:58 pm to Mellow Drama
quote:You think anyone ever caught pinkeye from a fart? Think the chances would be greater if they dropped their draws and farted in your face?
If you can fart thru several layers of clothing and clear a room then what good does it do to wear a mask and think you are saving the world from your case of the COVIDs??
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