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re: Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?

Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:48 am to
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1520 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:48 am to
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I'm confused on why they had to go out into woods. Were there more homeless people than I remember or would guys have to go out in the middle of nowhere to get enough privacy to take care of themselves?


It was so your parents wouldn't find them in your room man. We hid them in the pasture behind our neighborhood in a fishing tackle box.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5650 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:48 am to
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T-buildings


Haven't heard that term in forever. So they still use them?
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22294 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:50 am to
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It was so your parents wouldn't find them in your room man. We hid them in the pasture behind our neighborhood in a fishing tackle box.


It was because a wife told her man to get rid of them or else. Man was too embarrassed to put them in the trash is all I can figure.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8925 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:51 am to
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Not only did I find one, I brought it to school


I did the same thing, except it was kindergarten and I had all the boys crammed in the boys' bathroom.

It was much like the Sixteen Candles Farmer Ted panty reveal, but nudie mag and 5 and 6 year olds.

Teacher busted in, I got a paddling. We had a nudie mag fairy that kept the woods behind my house stocked.




The crew bunk on C-130s used to have a stash under the mattress, usually.
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 10:53 am
Posted by Pierre
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5413 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:52 am to
We had them stashed all over the neighborhood. A treehouse, the rafters of an old shed, behind pictures on the wall in another shed we used for gaming and hanging out.
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 10:53 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88075 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:57 am to
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The crew bunk on C-130s used to have a stash under the mattress, usually


way back when we had flight engineers it was the FE’s responsibility to have every nook and cranny of the cockpit stuffed with porn, shite wouldn’t fly now but when we first began to get a lot of female pilots the ones with a sense of humor would put dick pics and other male porn in the cockpit
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72654 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:59 am to
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I was replacing ceiling tiles in my basement last year and a Spanish version of a late 90’s Hustler magazine and a box of 1990’s condoms fell out
Wasn’t expecting that
Suspectio Uno

Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25535 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:00 am to
I grew up in Woodlake Estates in Kenner (brah).

Between the levee and the lake, there was a line of trees that was filled broken up concrete. People - bored teens, hobos - would build elaborate structures with these blocks.

As a kid we would go exploring. For whatever reason, there were a ton of nudie magazines stashed around these woods and structures. Which was awesome back then. Now that I think about it, it was pretty creepy.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8925 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:03 am to
I had a nav that thought it was funny to put transformer pics and mags under there.

I rode a garbage truck on P'cola beach, summer of '86ish. The driver knew every address that had nudie mags in the trash and he had a stack of hundreds in the cab.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27366 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:04 am to
I’ve found them and hid them.

This was very common when I was a pre teen, prior to the internet.
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
2584 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:04 am to
Posted this before, but 10-11 year old me found a lawn bag filled with two years of playboy and penthouse magazines. It was on a wooded lot that had not been built on. Threw the bag over my shoulder and pedaled back home.

However, it wasn’t my first find. We moved when I was 7 years old. My bedroom had a High Society, Oui, and Hustler magazine stashed/left on the top shelf of my bedroom closet.
This post was edited on 10/25/24 at 11:07 am
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:07 am to
Plenty of them.


Dirty magazine
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88075 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:09 am to
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I had a nav that thought it was funny to put transformer pics and mags under there.

I rode a garbage truck on P'cola beach, summer of '86ish. The driver knew every address that had nudie mags in the trash and he had a stack of hundreds in the cab.


one trip when I was a new hire FE, while pre-flighting the bird on the first leg of a three day I did my usual porn resupply check and filled all of the usual places with real pics I had taken with various women (removed any identifying parts of me,) and when the CA and FO started checking the porn at cruise and they realized that they were real photos I became an instant celebrity, Captain even let me fill out my probationary report
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1520 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:10 am to
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We had them stashed all over the neighborhood. A treehouse, the rafters of an old shed, behind pictures on the wall in another shed we used for gaming and hanging out.


This guy knows what's up.... Good times
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25887 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:17 am to
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Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?


Anyone over the age of 40 has found one. My question is who the hell are the sorry fricks that have to take a Swank magazine out into the woods?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:25 am to
The strangest place I ever found one was in the hands of the postman who was parked in a shaded spot amongst the trees of the neighborhood park that was behind the cross street neighbors.

I was walking to a friend’s house a couple streets away by cutting through the park and had to walk alongside the old Jeep around noon one day. As I approached I said hello and as I passed saw he was perusing someone’s Hustler magazine before delivering it.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4867 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:32 am to
Many dirty mags found in the ditches of Shenandoah and recycling bin of Jones Creek library back in the day.

Was this possibly some sort of woodsman pervert trying to groom us as young boys?

It was hard as hell to hide a boner in neon bike shorts.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1466 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:37 am to

This post was edited on 3/7/25 at 5:34 am
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54156 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:41 am to
no dirty magazine but walking back to the truck from a bow hunt last weekend I fount an old rusty putt putt putter in a food plot. The kind with the rubber head. Has me very confused because we planted a few weeks prior so multiple tractors drove/pulled over that area yet it wasn't dented up/scratched or anything like it was left after we planted.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15859 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 11:44 am to
Men’s restroom of of body shop in 1994. Stuck them down my pants and walked out.

Also, my uncle had a nekid women on motorcycles mag. I took that one too.
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