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re: What's a random life accomplishment you hold dear that no one gives a shite about - mthorn2
[quote]At 40 years old a skunk ran out from under my truck. I jumped straight up and landed on two feet on my tailgate. There were two 17 year old boys there who couldn't believe what they just saw. They proceeded to double foot jump into the bed of my truck and both busted their shins wide open.......
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re: What's a random life accomplishment you hold dear that no one gives a shite about - mthorn2
At 40 years old a skunk ran out from under my truck. I jumped straight up and landed on two feet on my tailgate. There were two 17 year old boys there who couldn't believe what they just saw. They proceeded to double foot jump into the bed of my truck and both busted their shins wide open....Feels ...
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re: Texas is an Aguacate - mthorn2
[quote]Criticism by Spanish vegetable always wins. Pretty sure it’s a fruit, which is more apt for the fruitcakes in Austin anyway[/quote] However one wants to translate it: I'm good with Fruit (Fruitcakes) or testicle. All apply to Texas. ...
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re: Texas is an Aguacate - mthorn2
[quote]The Updykes are looking to see if Spike 80 is good against it.[/quote] That shite will kill everything... Criticism by Spanish vegetable always wins. Remember that! ...
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re: Texas is an Aguacate - mthorn2
[quote]Guac is extra. That ok?[/quote] Texas could never become something as fabulous as Guac. They are a tasteless mushy bunch who forgot how to play football 10 years ago...
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Texas is an Aguacate - mthorn2
There's no reason to bring Texas into the SEC except to frick with A&M...which I'm ok with. They don't know how to tailgate, their fans are general oofs on gamedays, and they have no conference loyalty. They see themselves as independents and it should stay that way. Adding Austin brings no recruit...
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Are the Crabs running Grand Isle yet? - mthorn2
Anyone have any crabbing reports for the island? Normally about this time of year the crabs start running the beach and I don't want to miss it!...
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re: LUNCH THREAD- what is your trashiest grand Isle or Houma story? - mthorn2
Took my shoes off just like everyone else before I walked onto the beach. When I got back only my shoes were missing. Saw a guy wearing my shoes the next day and confronted him about it. His exact comment was "I thought they were worth something and was going to trade them for drugs...but they are...
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re: What vehicle you had the worst experience with? - mthorn2
2008 F250. :banghead: ...
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re: In-grown toe nails hurt like a mofo. - mthorn2
Go get a Pedicure. Let them small handed ladies resolve your problem. It'll hurt like hell but better than having the doctor cut it out. Then once its fixed go see the small handed ladies twice a year. You'll never get another one again. ...
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re: I have never owned a suit, can the OT help me find one within my price range? - mthorn2
K & G all day for suits under $100. They tailor them too. If you have a couple hundred to throw at it go to Mens Warehouse. ...
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re: Kicking the habit of staying up late - mthorn2
Agree with a lot of these other post. I tried everything to help me sleep: 4 types of dr. prescribed medicine, alcohol, weed, working out at night, had three kids, and still couldn't ever sleep more than 4.5 hrs. I started working out at 5:30am almost 2 years ago now and I'm habitually in bed by 10...
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re: Wetlands - mthorn2
If its bottom land hardwood wetlands like $60k per acre. If its Cypress Tupelo wetlands $100k per acre. If its pasture/cattle wet around $30k per acre. You need to hired an Environmental Professional who knows how to work with the Corps. The CORPS dictates which mitigation banks you are allowed to...
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re: Tundra mileage - mthorn2
[quote]Quit bragging, lol. Only way I get that MPG is in neutral going down steep hill.[/quote] Towing my horse trailer with two horses I average 8.5-9mpg. LOL. But if I need to speed up quickly to dodge an tractor trailer...I got the power. ...
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re: Tundra mileage - mthorn2
5.7L 2014. I tow between 5k boat, 6k camper, and/or horse trailer with two horses almost every weekend & use as a daily driver on weekdays. 130k miles to date - zero issues to date except the rubber boot at bottom of radio antenna dry rotted. I'd say she's lasting well HOWEVER that bitch does eat s...
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re: What is it about kids today not wanting to get their drivers license? - mthorn2
Kids just want their parents to take care of them just like young adults want the goverment to take care of them. Kick them frickers out at 18, please and thank you. Do us all a favor! ...
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re: What is your Child Owned Planned vs Actual? - mthorn2
Always thought 0 to maybe 1. Ended up having three. As much as I love them all, three kids is to many. When they were young the 3rd made us need a new house and new vehicles to fit 3 car seats. Now they are older its three separate practices each day of the week. Baseball here, dance there, s...
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re: Nashville is 100% back open for business - mthorn2
[quote]But how do they go from locked up to wide open? Does this not show those who couldn’t see it before that this is insanity??[/quote] I went a month ago and it was 100% capacity open but you had to wear a mask in and out but not while sitting. So they didn't go from locked up to wide open.....
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re: Anyone else rethinking voluntary flood insurance? - mthorn2
bag of leaves stopping up your neighborhood subsurface drain pipe can flood an entire block. Just saying....its worth the price. ...
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