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re: Gooning?? Someone help.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:30 am to TopGoon1964
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:30 am to TopGoon1964
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My grandkids will not stop talking about gooning. They keep saying I’m a goon master and I’m an experienced gooner. What the hell is this shite??
You realize that makes you sound a bit pedoish, right?
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:33 am to TopGoon1964
Why are you discussing masturbation with your grandkids?
Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:42 am to TopGoon1964
quote:A 1985 Movie reference.
My grandkids will not stop talking about gooning. They keep saying I’m a goon master and I’m an experienced gooner. What the hell is this shite??
Just go with it, the grandkids are just having fun with you.

Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:01 am to Kafka
quote:quote:GFY w/your shitty puns
goon too soon
That's right! Goon now, git!
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:36 am to TopGoon1964
Gooning is keeping yourself aroused frequently, usually by consuming a fair amount of porn or porn-like media. Basically, those kids are making fun of you for jerking off or for unashamedly looking at pictures pf hot ladies.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:39 am to TopGoon1964
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"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:42 am to CocomoLSU
Probably talking about crab Rangoon
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:44 am to TopGoon1964
Gooning is a directly result of interactions with foids. You should try goymaxxing instead.
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:38 am to CocomoLSU
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Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point

Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:57 am to TopGoon1964
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They keep saying I’m a goon master and I’m an experienced gooner.
You need to lay the belt to them. My kid got inschool for saying his teacher was a gooner.
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:59 am to wesfau
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...things of that nature.
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