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re: Gooning?? Someone help.

Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:30 am to
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:30 am to
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My grandkids will not stop talking about gooning. They keep saying I’m a goon master and I’m an experienced gooner. What the hell is this shite??


You realize that makes you sound a bit pedoish, right?
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:33 am to
Why are you discussing masturbation with your grandkids?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 6:42 am to
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My grandkids will not stop talking about gooning. They keep saying I’m a goon master and I’m an experienced gooner. What the hell is this shite??
A 1985 Movie reference.

Just go with it, the grandkids are just having fun with you.

Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:01 am to
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goon too soon
GFY w/your shitty puns


That's right! Goon now, git!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:36 am to
Gooning is keeping yourself aroused frequently, usually by consuming a fair amount of porn or porn-like media. Basically, those kids are making fun of you for jerking off or for unashamedly looking at pictures pf hot ladies.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:39 am to
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TopGoon1964



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"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
Posted by Snow
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:42 am to
Probably talking about crab Rangoon
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46626 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:44 am to
Gooning is a directly result of interactions with foids. You should try goymaxxing instead.



This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 7:45 am
Posted by wesfau
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:34 am to
...things of that nature.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:38 am to
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Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point


Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:57 am to
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They keep saying I’m a goon master and I’m an experienced gooner.


You need to lay the belt to them. My kid got inschool for saying his teacher was a gooner.
Posted by cgrand
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:59 am to
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...things of that nature.
:golfclap:
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:07 am to
Gooner Please.....
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46626 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:15 am to
Gooner fatigue.

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