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Give me your old school Voodoo superstitious Grandma-proven chest cold remedy

Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:24 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78657 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:24 am
This one is straight out of Venezuela and will clear you up in 48 hours. Do this on an empty stomach in the morning and at night. Take half a piece of ginger, 2 cloves of garlic, 4 tablespoons of honey and aloe Vera if you have it. Blend it into juice. Put it in the refrigerator. Wait 30 minutes. Drink. Grimace.Heal.

Both ginger and garlic have great anti- viral and anti- bacterial properties. Just saying. Or you could just go to the doctor. I’m glad I could help. You may now return to the Japanese midget porn. Shut up.
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
192 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:27 am to
Vicks salve baw
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19238 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:27 am to
Moonshine and peppermint
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:27 am to
Hookers and blow.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18286 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:27 am to
Vicks vapor rub all over your nose and chest will cure anything according to Hispanics.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35655 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:27 am to
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Vicks salve baw



on the bottom of your feet. then put socks on.
This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 8:28 am
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1257 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:28 am to
My first job out of school my boss was like a second mother to our whole team. Anytime we had a cold she’d hit the break room and make us hot tea with one of those menthol cough drops in it.

I’ll be damned if I don’t still do that near 10 years later anytime I’m congested or have a cold.

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on the bottom of your feet. then put socks on.

My Mom did this for us with Vicks when we were kids. Not sure if it worked or not but I still do this as well if I feel really shitty.
This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 8:30 am
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3564 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:28 am to
Chicken soup FTW
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:32 am to
The Covid vaccine
Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3207 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:33 am to
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Moonshine and peppermint



In the 80's I worked alongside a woman in her mid 70's and she grew up in the mountains of West Virginia.. She described to me a home remedy her mom used to give to her and all her siblings at night when they were experiencing cold like symptoms... The only content of that recipe that I remember was kerosine...

This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 1:58 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124266 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:33 am to
Hot Whiskey, lemon, honey and peppermint schnapps
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25492 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:34 am to
Granny would give us turpentine over sugar in a spoon.
Posted by lsufb1912
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2021
5965 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Do this on an empty stomach in the morning and at night. Take half a piece of ginger, 2 cloves of garlic, 4 tablespoons of honey and aloe Vera if you have it. Blend it into juice. Put it in the refrigerator. Wait 30 minutes.


& shove it up your butt.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1381 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:39 am to
My go-to is a hot toddy.

Whiskey - analgesic
Steam from the warm water/tea - opens sinuses
Local honey - soothes the throat and introduces local allergens to my body
Lemon - well known “superfood” that has any number of health benefits.

Plus it’s a Major Payne remedy. If it’s not working, I just drink more of them. Then the next day I’m not worried about a cold anymore
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6581 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:39 am to
Eat an entire raw onion .
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68276 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:40 am to
None.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146860 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:44 am to
put vicks ointment salve on the bottoms and tops of your feet, put an old pair of warm socks on, take nyquil/theraflu or Pimp's remedy and go to sleep.
Posted by Witty_Username
Member since Jul 2021
433 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:45 am to
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& shove it up your butt.


Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3496 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:47 am to
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Granny would give us turpentine over sugar in a spoon


Mine used kerosene over sugar.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66840 posts
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:47 am to
well done. was itching to post the same gif when i read that post.
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