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I've thought that content creation can't possibly be a career choice. To crank out enough content to make serious money and stay popular for year upon year would be draining.


I mean, Mark Rober makes like 1 video a month and socialblade says his channel earns anywhere from 1.6 to 26 million USD...

re: Window tinting in Gonzales area

Posted by trentw on 10/30/25 at 8:46 am to
Rhino window tint in prairieville did a great job on mine.
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Do you let Jumping Spiders chill in your house?

Yeah. I got one that lives above my shower. The little perv always comes out and watches me.

re: Do You Play Paintball?

Posted by trentw on 8/15/25 at 8:57 am to
My first time playing, a friend and I just bought some single-shot pistols and went out in a field. We had no idea what to do, so we just kinda ran around in circles, shooting at each other. I had a pair of Nike athletic shorts on (not recommended.) As I was running, left side to my friend, with my right leg forward, a paintball hit me in such a way as to catch one of my testicles between the paintball and my leg.

The pain was unbearable. As I was rolling on the ground, thrashing, I inadvertently rolled into a bed of fire ants.
I didn't even notice due to the pain in my ball sack.

But anyway, tons of fun. Plus, every time I played after that felt like a cake walk.

10/10, highly recommend.
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All I’m thinking bout is 3 in one shot.


Gross, pervert.
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SlowFlowPro

Dude, I just did the math. For the last 21 years, you have averaged 58 posts a day.
If we assume you are on tiger droppings 15 hours a day, that means you average 4 absolute shite takes on things per hour.
It honestly just made me sad for you.
Please go outside and touch some grass.
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Darcy is a grown-assed man. He didn't waste a second on thinking about flight or surrender.

Darcy woke from a dead sleep, disarmed a pirate, threw him overboard, and punched a second pirate off the boat, with a glancing blow. All of this in under 1-2 minutes. Darcy is a badass dude.
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I would have her shiver me timber


Yarr, matey!

I give it a 99% chance ol boy got laid within 24 hours of this happening.
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Cumberland is a medium so not a country club.


From the article you linked:
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The facility also has a satellite prison camp for minimum-security male offenders.

re: Which is worse: chiggers or poison ivy?

Posted by trentw on 8/23/24 at 10:39 am to
Poison ivy does seem miserable, but like others, the lord hath shined a light on his most favorite of children and blessed me with immunity.

Redbugs, on the other hand, are straight from the depths of hell.
I have found that sitting in a bath with epson salt clears them up most of the time.
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Weekly harvest is about 350lbs

I would recommend about 350 acres


Im over here writing shite down, taking it seriously. Then I'm hit with the slow realization that Ive been bamboozled. :lol:
Rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream.
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A/k/a “cooking crack”


I dont know. They mention addressing the inequities in chemistry. I believe they have the crack on lock.
Meth, on the other hand... That's a white mans world.
Don't know if you guys filled out your schedule yet, but Rice is offering some unique opportunities to learn.

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Students will apply chemical tools and analysis to understand Black life in the U.S. and students will implement African American sensibilities to analyze chemistry.


Rice - AFROCHEMISTRY
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For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
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For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?


Buddy, for 150 G's, Each bottle will come with my personal whiff analysis, as well as pairing suggestions.
I know for a fact that they aired news footage of the sandy hook shooting the day before it happened.
The guys at work started talking about it the next day, and I said, "oh yeah, I saw that on the news yesterday."
To which they replied, "well it happened today, so that must have been something else."
I went about my life thinking I was mistaken. Then that was brought up as evidence that it was a false flag.
I'm not saying that it did or didn't happen, but I am saying that running a news story about it the day before, certainly happened...
Bring my boy lowhound back please. I know he is very sorry.
Also, I'm pretty sure he likes dudes, so this is like, discrimination or something.

re: Garage Built Boat

Posted by trentw on 7/17/23 at 12:41 pm to
Hell yeah, man. :cheers:
When I traveled for work before, we would always book at the Hampton Inn.
One time, there were three of us, but they only had two rooms, so I stayed at the hotel across the street.
I walked over every morning and ate there with my coworkers.
Nothing was ever said.
We spent enough with Hampton that I didnt really feel bad about it.
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Some awfully small cockrings

Not that small, average actually.
Some might even call it large.