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For those of you with kids graduating, there’s an ideal way to show you love them
Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:54 am
Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:54 am
When his or her name is called, yell so loud and for so long that you drown out the name of the next graduate announced.
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:54 am to Eightballjacket
Who is doing this??????????
Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:56 am to Eightballjacket
Get excited. Be proud of your graduate.
Now the tough part…
Have poise. Respect that you are not the only people in this world. Honor the next family’s turn. Take turns. If missed this in kindergarten, now is your chance.
When ceremony is over, hug the chit out of your graduate as loud as you want. Enjoy!
Now the tough part…
Have poise. Respect that you are not the only people in this world. Honor the next family’s turn. Take turns. If missed this in kindergarten, now is your chance.
When ceremony is over, hug the chit out of your graduate as loud as you want. Enjoy!
Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:57 am to Eightballjacket
I jump up on the guard rails and twerk until nobody is watching the grads because of course, it’s all about me!
Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:59 am to Eightballjacket
quote:
When his or her name is called, yell so loud and for so long that you drown out the name of the next graduate announced.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 9:59 am to Eightballjacket
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you drown out the name of the next graduate announced.
because said person at school surely can't wait one fricking more second to allow the dumbfricks to shut the frick up
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:00 am to Eightballjacket
That's what we do. Then we take the fam to Applebees and fight the wait staff.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:04 am to MobileJosh
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Then we take the fam to Applebees and fight the wait staff.
after we eat half the meal and then try to send it back.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:09 am to Eightballjacket
Airhorns. Bring your airhorn and blow it 30 time consecutively
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:09 am to Chad504boy
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because said person at school surely can't wait one fricking more second to allow the dumbfricks to shut the frick up
Try like 10-20.
Then multiply that by the number of families.
Then enjoy spending your entire day listening to screaming and cheering with the occasional name being announced.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:10 am to Eightballjacket
Dutchtown called the students in order of GPA ranking.
The loudness definitely increased as the GPA's decreased.
ETA: they switched to alphabetical order once the GPA was below 2.0
The loudness definitely increased as the GPA's decreased.
ETA: they switched to alphabetical order once the GPA was below 2.0
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:12 am to Eightballjacket
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yell so loud and for so long that you drown out the name of the next graduate announced
How else are we supposed to let Daquon and Shaniqua know that we are proud of them for only taking two extra years to get their diploma after living the first few years of their lives with Nana, spending six months in jail for holding that gun for Shawty, missing second semester finals in her first 10th grade year because of complications from the abortion, and the fact that they got suspended because they slapped that white supremacist history teacher that didn't include George Floyd and Breonna Taylor on the black history month curriculum?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:17 am to Dadren
It helps when you don’t send your kid to such a trashy school
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:18 am to JTM72
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Who is doing this??????????
Changing consumer habits
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:22 am to Eightballjacket
TBH, I go back and forth between being annoyed and feeling empathy for them.
I think, “what is going on with your kid, to where you’ve set your expectations so low that you cheer like you’ve won the lottery when they graduate high school”? You’re supposed to expect this to happen.
Maybe we just suck at celebrating, idk. But we clapped, hugged afterwards and went to eat and that was that.
I think, “what is going on with your kid, to where you’ve set your expectations so low that you cheer like you’ve won the lottery when they graduate high school”? You’re supposed to expect this to happen.
Maybe we just suck at celebrating, idk. But we clapped, hugged afterwards and went to eat and that was that.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:28 am to Chad504boy
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It helps when you don’t send your kid to such a trashy school
It actually doesn’t because I’ve seen it at affluent schools and schools in the hood.
“Me me me” culture knows no society-economic status and frankly, sometimes it’s worse for the wealthier families. Money tends to make you more of what you are.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:28 am to JTM72
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Who is doing this??????????
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:29 am to JTM72
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Who is doing this??????????
You can find them celebrating afterwards at the nearest Waffle House or Popeyes.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:32 am to Dadren
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:35 am to Oilfieldbiology
quote:how long before someone makes this their username?
Changing consumer habits
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