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re: Entire Spider-Man screening evacuated after film-goers' rancid farts cause chaos
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Man, k&b used to have a practical joke isle and it had those little glass stink bombs. Used to love trying out different things from there.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:10 pm to Lowdermilk
Spider-Fart.
Spider-Fart.
Does whatever a Spider-Fart can.
Farts in a theater of any size.
It spreads around and your eyes begin to cry.
Look out, Here comes the Spider Fart.
Is the smell strong? Listen bud.
He's got silent but deadly farts.
Can he fart from overhead?
Stay long enough and you'll be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Fart.
In the thick of the night.
Like a long lasting fart.
Smells like rotten moisty sharts.
Spider-Fart, Spider-Fart.
Friendly neighborhood gassy Spider-Fart.
Personal hygiene, he ignores.
Farting in theaters is your reward.
To him, life is like a big fart in the sky.
Whenever there's a movie theater.
You'll find the Spider-Fart.
Spider-Fart.
Does whatever a Spider-Fart can.
Farts in a theater of any size.
It spreads around and your eyes begin to cry.
Look out, Here comes the Spider Fart.
Is the smell strong? Listen bud.
He's got silent but deadly farts.
Can he fart from overhead?
Stay long enough and you'll be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Fart.
In the thick of the night.
Like a long lasting fart.
Smells like rotten moisty sharts.
Spider-Fart, Spider-Fart.
Friendly neighborhood gassy Spider-Fart.
Personal hygiene, he ignores.
Farting in theaters is your reward.
To him, life is like a big fart in the sky.
Whenever there's a movie theater.
You'll find the Spider-Fart.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:18 pm to TheHarahanian
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
With great power, comes great responsibility
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:21 pm to Cliff Booth
With greater flatulence, comes greater odor.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:24 pm to Lowdermilk
I bet it was fart rocks.. Is that still a thing?
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:28 pm to Lowdermilk
It’s not even crawfish season
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:29 pm to Lowdermilk
That trip to Taco Bell was a mistake.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:34 pm to Obtuse1
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There is a deep cut reference to The Wire S5 above.
For months, I've been trying to remember where that "evacuated" conversation came from. Thanks.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:59 pm to TheHarahanian
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
NGL lie I’d go high five that dude if he claimed it.
Then go immediately and wash my hands because that’s a nasty motherfricker.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:06 pm to Lowdermilk
Must have gotten one of Taco Bell diarrhea lettuce tacos.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:21 pm to THRILLHO
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For months, I've been trying to remember where that "evacuated" conversation came from. Thanks.
I often make a reference to that scene (without pointing it out) when talking about the decline of journalism. I suggest journalism began to die when major news outlets (specifically newspapers of record) no longer had the revenue coming in to have grizzled J school grad editors with 30 years of experience looking over reporters' shoulders, reminding them of the difference between evacuating a building and evacuating a person. Now the majority of the "news" is a cub reporter, who probably doesn't even know what J school is, copy-and-pasting Twitter rumours from their apartment, as fast as possible with zero editorial oversight.
When I was young went through the paradigm shift into the "if it bleeds it leads" era, and the most recent shift is to "first is best, truth be damned".
Here is the clip; it also includes the burned doll picture subject in the scene.
Some days I think everything I know about the world I learned from The Wire.
Posted on 8/4/26 at 8:43 am to Lowdermilk
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This post was edited on 8/7/26 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 8/4/26 at 8:54 am to Lowdermilk
You gotta be shitting me
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:14 am to Lowdermilk
that guy 100% is on reddit as a mod.
Posted on 8/4/26 at 9:52 am to Lowdermilk
Maybe he was Marvels latest villain. The Butt Bomber
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:25 pm to Lowdermilk
My bad.
That was some good Mexican food, though.
That was some good Mexican food, though.
Posted on 8/4/26 at 12:31 pm to AlonsoWDC
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Movie fans expected Spider-Man to save the day – instead they were forced to fee
quote:
I don't believe a single thing in that article.
Not even that part?
Posted on 8/4/26 at 1:19 pm to Lowdermilk
Cartagena is beautiful but let me tell you the fruit and coffee had me very regular.
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