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re: Entire Spider-Man screening evacuated after film-goers' rancid farts cause chaos
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Man, k&b used to have a practical joke isle and it had those little glass stink bombs. Used to love trying out different things from there.
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:10 pm to Lowdermilk
Spider-Fart.
Spider-Fart.
Does whatever a Spider-Fart can.
Farts in a theater of any size.
It spreads around and your eyes begin to cry.
Look out, Here comes the Spider Fart.
Is the smell strong? Listen bud.
He's got silent but deadly farts.
Can he fart from overhead?
Stay long enough and you'll be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Fart.
In the thick of the night.
Like a long lasting fart.
Smells like rotten moisty sharts.
Spider-Fart, Spider-Fart.
Friendly neighborhood gassy Spider-Fart.
Personal hygiene, he ignores.
Farting in theaters is your reward.
To him, life is like a big fart in the sky.
Whenever there's a movie theater.
You'll find the Spider-Fart.
Spider-Fart.
Does whatever a Spider-Fart can.
Farts in a theater of any size.
It spreads around and your eyes begin to cry.
Look out, Here comes the Spider Fart.
Is the smell strong? Listen bud.
He's got silent but deadly farts.
Can he fart from overhead?
Stay long enough and you'll be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-Fart.
In the thick of the night.
Like a long lasting fart.
Smells like rotten moisty sharts.
Spider-Fart, Spider-Fart.
Friendly neighborhood gassy Spider-Fart.
Personal hygiene, he ignores.
Farting in theaters is your reward.
To him, life is like a big fart in the sky.
Whenever there's a movie theater.
You'll find the Spider-Fart.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:18 pm to TheHarahanian
quote:
If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
With great power, comes great responsibility
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:21 pm to Cliff Booth
With greater flatulence, comes greater odor.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:24 pm to Lowdermilk
I bet it was fart rocks.. Is that still a thing?
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:28 pm to Lowdermilk
It’s not even crawfish season
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:29 pm to Lowdermilk
That trip to Taco Bell was a mistake.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:34 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
There is a deep cut reference to The Wire S5 above.
For months, I've been trying to remember where that "evacuated" conversation came from. Thanks.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:59 pm to TheHarahanian
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
NGL lie I’d go high five that dude if he claimed it.
Then go immediately and wash my hands because that’s a nasty motherfricker.
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