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Entire Spider-Man screening evacuated after film-goers' rancid farts cause chaos
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:37 pm
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Movie fans expected Spider-Man to save the day – instead they were forced to fee when one mystery cinema-goer's rancid fart reportedly emptied the entire screening within minutes
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Rather than sit through the stench, hundreds of viewers got up and left the darkened screen, spilling into the corridor of the cinema at the Plaza Bocagrande shopping center in Cartagena, Colombia.
Not the Onion
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:39 pm to Lowdermilk
I thought the crying baby was bad when we saw it, I guess things could always be worse
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:40 pm to Lowdermilk
Sounds like it was more than a fart if it was that bad and widespread
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:42 pm to Lowdermilk
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:42 pm to Lowdermilk
Sorry for eating garlic?
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:43 pm to Lowdermilk
The theater was evacuated after a man's colon was evacuated.
There is a deep cut reference to The Wire S5 above.
There is a deep cut reference to The Wire S5 above.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:44 pm to Lowdermilk
enchiladas
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:44 pm to adamau
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adamau
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:45 pm to Lowdermilk
Sorry for partying
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:45 pm to Lowdermilk
Sounds like the guy spoodered his drawers.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:48 pm to Lowdermilk
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:48 pm to Funky Tide 8
Montazuma’s revenge.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:49 pm to Lowdermilk
Columbia. Not surprised.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:51 pm to Lowdermilk
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:59 pm to Lowdermilk
I don't believe a single thing in that article.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:22 pm to Lowdermilk
Paging cbree88.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:29 pm to Lowdermilk
If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:33 pm to TheHarahanian
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
As he should be, that's quite a feat!
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:34 pm to TheHarahanian
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
Just look for the guy laughing uncontrollably with tears in his eyes, that’s the culprit
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:01 pm to Lowdermilk
I had a friend in college who’s idea of fun was to go to a bar like Sports Illustrated and go to the dance floor when it was rocking. He then produced one of those glass ampule stink bombs and dropped it on the floor and then moved to the bar. Then he would watch the reactions that ensued after someone eventually broke it by stepping on it.
He would laugh so hard. He loved practical jokes.
That had to be what happened here. No one’s fart is that bad. A couple of stink bombs? Yes
He would laugh so hard. He loved practical jokes.
That had to be what happened here. No one’s fart is that bad. A couple of stink bombs? Yes
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 9:03 pm
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