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Entire Spider-Man screening evacuated after film-goers' rancid farts cause chaos

Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Lowdermilk
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:37 pm
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Movie fans expected Spider-Man to save the day – instead they were forced to fee when one mystery cinema-goer's rancid fart reportedly emptied the entire screening within minutes
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Rather than sit through the stench, hundreds of viewers got up and left the darkened screen, spilling into the corridor of the cinema at the Plaza Bocagrande shopping center in Cartagena, Colombia.


Not the Onion
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56836 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:39 pm to
I thought the crying baby was bad when we saw it, I guess things could always be worse
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:40 pm to
Sounds like it was more than a fart if it was that bad and widespread
Posted by adamau
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:42 pm to
Sorry for eating garlic?

Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:43 pm to
The theater was evacuated after a man's colon was evacuated.




There is a deep cut reference to The Wire S5 above.
Posted by Ferriday AF
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:44 pm to
enchiladas
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:44 pm to
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adamau


Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:45 pm to
Sorry for partying
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:45 pm to
Sounds like the guy spoodered his drawers.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by BZ504
Texas
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:48 pm to
Montazuma’s revenge.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:49 pm to
Columbia. Not surprised.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:59 pm to
I don't believe a single thing in that article.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:22 pm to
Paging cbree88.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:29 pm to

If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:33 pm to
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.


As he should be, that's quite a feat!
Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
330 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:34 pm to
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If a dude did that, there’s a good chance he’s proud that he cleared a theater.


Just look for the guy laughing uncontrollably with tears in his eyes, that’s the culprit
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11420 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:01 pm to
I had a friend in college who’s idea of fun was to go to a bar like Sports Illustrated and go to the dance floor when it was rocking. He then produced one of those glass ampule stink bombs and dropped it on the floor and then moved to the bar. Then he would watch the reactions that ensued after someone eventually broke it by stepping on it.

He would laugh so hard. He loved practical jokes.

That had to be what happened here. No one’s fart is that bad. A couple of stink bombs? Yes
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 9:03 pm
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