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re: Elon Musks boring company wants to build a loop tunnel in New Orleans

Posted on 5/27/26 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by biglosdaddy
south louisiana
Member since May 2007
1084 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 2:56 pm to
Can they take all the dirt they dig up and put it along the coast?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78532 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:06 pm to
Not sure if you actually excavate or just compact to put a tunnel through.

Going to be a bitch when they find out the corps won't let them work 6 months out of the year.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34061 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:14 pm to
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Cost of the project will double after corrupt NOLA politicians get their hands in it

Environmental studies fixin to eat
Posted by ThreeYYYz
Member since Feb 2025
255 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:16 pm to
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Elon Musks boring company wants to build a SOUP tunnel in New Orleans


FIFY
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5271 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:19 pm to
Can you imagine the cluster F the cbd would be (for years) during build of said tunnel?
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5833 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:22 pm to
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Cost of the project will double after corrupt NOLA politicians get their hands in it


Bit of a low estimate, huh? lol
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41189 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:27 pm to
This sounds so fricking bad lol.


Like it's probably going to frick up downtown for years on end for very little material gain.


Like if the plan was something crazy ambitious like replacing 90 and 10 with tunnels (a la Boston) that'd be one thing, but a tunnel from the dome to the convention center is hilariously small in scope for how much it will frick up day to day life for people who work and do shite downtown.
Posted by man in the stadium
Member since Aug 2006
1456 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:43 pm to
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Going to be a bitch when they find out the corps won't let them work 6 months out of the year.


When the Mississippi River at the Carrollton Gage reaches 11 feet and rising, subsurface work within 1,500 feet of MR&T levees is prohibited unless waived jointly by the Corps and levee authority. When the river exceeds 15 feet, all waivers are suspended.

Most of what they describe is more than 1500 ft from the river, but you are right that 1500 ft from river is roughly S. Peters and they're talking about Julia and Convention Center Blvd., which could be a problem. If they go far enough down though, they could maybe get into more sands and top of pleistocene which might not be too too bad like the top layers of silt and organic soup. Cool presentation on Nola geology
This post was edited on 5/27/26 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5734 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:52 pm to
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I keep hearing that New Orleans is sinking and going to be underwater.


Folks may have to live in it
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46990 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 3:59 pm to
Aren't there like 60-80' pilings all up under the CBD?

Or did we stop driving pilings in the NOLA swampy terrain?
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1908 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:06 pm to
It will have its own police dept with a shite ton of cameras as well sending out fines the tunnel patrol dont catch.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10926 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:22 pm to
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I keep hearing that New Orleans is sinking and going to be underwater. Why would you build a tunnel there


to get a jump start on the rest of the city being underwater.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104085 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:28 pm to
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Can you imagine the cluster F the cbd would be (for years) during build of said tunnel?


Isn't the whole point to bore underneath to create the tunnel without disturbing what's on the surface?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23954 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:35 pm to
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Seems like a bad idea given the topography

For more than one reason.

The land that NOLA sits on is river silt that built up over a long time.

When I lived in Harahan, I was a little more than a block from the river, and I knew when a large vehicle drove down my street because the house bounced a little.

Imagine traffic passing directly under structures built on the same type of ground, and the regular movement of the tunnel tube in that ground. Over time, what’s that going to do to the tunnel, and the structures?
This post was edited on 5/27/26 at 4:39 pm
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3119 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:35 pm to
In the other cities where this is built, here is what happens

1. People have to wait 30 minutes just for the Tesla to pick them up.

2. The drive itself is short, like 3 minutes or so. Like in New Orleans, these tunnels are built over short distances (like 1-2 miles) that can take up to 30 minutes to travel above ground due to the traffic.


However, remember that you had to wait 30 minutes to get the Tesla in the first place. So it actually doesn’t save you any time.


3. The only reason why the drive itself is so quick is because nobody takes the tunnel.


If people actually took the tunnels, the tunnels would take even longer to go through than the above ground traffic, because the tunnels have 1 lane while the above ground traffic has 4-6 lanes.

So, ironically, if the tunnels were actually a success in the sense that people actually took the tunnels, it would result in a scenario where people waited 30 minutes for a Tesla to pick them up, and then take a 45 minute long drive through the tunnel. All to cover a distance that it takes 30 minutes to cover above ground.
This post was edited on 5/27/26 at 4:58 pm
Posted by horndog
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Member since Apr 2007
11950 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:36 pm to
So hes paying for it?
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4767 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:47 pm to
A city below sea level that always floods? What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by ike221
Loo A Vul
Member since Aug 2006
13891 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 4:56 pm to
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They have underwater tunnels all over the world


Yes but under thr water is a stable footing of sediment or bedrock

Does New Orleans have this?
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3119 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:03 pm to
On top of the other things I said in my last post, the tunnel seems like a bizarre safety hazard to me.

Like just looking at the films, it seems like there would be a rather high chance of the Tesla crashing into one of those ridiculously narrow walls.


And once you crash into the wall, I’m not sure who’s going to save you. An ambulance would not be able to fit inside that tunnel. I’m not even sure if a police car could fit inside the tunnel. Those tunnels are barely big enough to fit a Tesla.
This post was edited on 5/27/26 at 5:04 pm
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16138 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:20 pm to
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What could possibly go wrong?

This plan reminds me of the Cold War Civil Defense bunker that is in the neutral ground by West End. State of the art when built, flooded and abandoned now.
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