Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Montegut
Biography:Survived 4,828 assasination attempts (so far)
Interests:lighting myself on fire then running around in circles.
Occupation:Retired Superhero
Number of Posts:8187
Registered on:4/30/2008
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[quote]Keep talking about 2020 like it’s gonna change something at all Yeah we got screwed, but nothing will ever change that election[/quote] so no need to investigate murders. won’t bring the victims back to life. ...
[quote]Meg Griffin wasn't originally voiced by Mila Kunis[/quote] Lacey Chabert did season one of Meg's voice. I can't watch season one now, because it just sounds so wrong for Meg's voice....
[quote]Listen, those power hungry MF's will lie, cheat, steal and borrow to stay in power. [/quote] they have no intention of paying it back, so they ain’t borrowing shite. ...
[quote]Honestly, she ain't left enough to save this country. Bernie was our only hope.[/quote] this country rose to the heights it did by being so far right of where we are now that we weren’t in the same hemisphere. countries left of that (but right of Bernie) all collapsed and crumbled. ...
there is one i speak to very regularly. a man i deeply respect in all ways except how he votes. he literally HATES every single thing the Democrat party currently stands for. but he is so old school Dixie-crat that he will never vote for a Rebulican. it the strangest thing i’ve ever se...
damn, so even a military styled cut is illegal? i went to catholic school in 90s that wasn’t nearly this strict. (and if you played either baseball or football, the rules were somewhat ignored during the season)...
[quote]near-nude pic of Melania Trump[/quote] does she think straight white men haven’t already seen the fully nude pics of her? ...
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[quote]Not when I pay cash. I love how Subway/Love's screen asks for a donation, but doesn't specify who's receiving the donation. If I ask the clerk, they don't usually know.[/quote] one of the Pet stores (don't remember if it's Petsmart or Petco) asks before they even ring you up....
[quote]Guy with an OU sweatshirt sees me and says something along the lines of how our offense hadn't played a D as good as theirs[/quote] I mean, he's kinda right. if you don't count: Georgia Florida Alabama Auburn Kentucky the Gay Milkmen then no we didn't play any defenses that good....
[quote] Tua not fumbling near the end zone on the 1st drive, [/quote] oh, we erasing fumbles? ok, Joe Burrow's fumble on first drive of 2nd half doesn't happen either. ...
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDYfkymaSE[/embed]...
[quote]Definitely took the sting out of 1/4/2012 in the Superdome. [/quote] what was going on at the Dome on 1/4 of that year? ...
[quote]We were one or two plays away from losing that game.[/quote] Alabama never took a single snap in the 2nd half with a chance to take the lead. not a single snap ...
does the Taco Bell have to be successful, turn a profit, and get 99+% of the orders correct? or can I hire her to focus only on giving me a fricking spork and diablo sauce with my messican pizza?...
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[quote]Just fricking tell me that you want me to leave you a tip. [/quote] it's not always a tip for them. sometimes it's a donation for something else. but they always ask....
[quote]In general, Wray did a good job. Surprising that he "didn't remember whether or not gun had a scope."[/quote] he definitely handled himself better. even in his non-answers. “i don’t know that. We do have those answers, I just don’t have them with me and i don’t want to give wrong inf...
the first time i ever bowled i got strikes on the first 3 frames. one the 3rd hole of the first round of golf i’ve ever played i got a hole in one. im absolutely horrible at both golf and bowling still to this day, so it was obviously just ridiculous luck. ...
at what point does incompetence at your job become a criminal offense like "endangerment of POTUS" or something of that nature?...