Nutriaitch

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First it was the shifting linemen in 2024...

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the linemen shifting wasn’t the issue.

it was the signal LSU used to start the shift.
and it was made public prior to the season that would be a point of emphasis that year.

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Worst call you’ve seen that actually went in LSU’s favor?

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Nebraska: "We don't need Joe Burrow"

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South Carolina intercepted Nuss, and in the return Nuss gets decleated- Gamecocks get penalized and we get the Ball back. At best should’ve been 15 yds from hit and South Carolina 1st down.

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that’s just a shitty way the rule is written.

so it wasn’t the “wrong” call.

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Any experiences with bypass surgery?

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I had double bypass back in 2021

I was in the hospital for about a week, maybe a day or two less, so that part sounds about right.
the drainage tubes in his chest will play a role in this.
Mine were still draining a little longer than "normal" so that added a day or so to my stay.


They'll have him taking short walks at the hospital the very next morning with the goal of increasing length of walks each time.


the pain is nowhere near as bad as it sounds like it will be.
don't get me wrong, you definitely feel it, but its not excruciating.

also, for mine at least I was well told all pain meds are taken by mouth and not IV.
so stay with them even if you don't think you need them. Because taking them by mouth takes longer to really get into your system and make a difference in how you feel. So you don't want to wait until it really hurts before taking them.


I was in my early 40's when I had mine, so I probably bounced back a little faster than someone in late 60s, but that recovery timeframe sounds about what mine was.



couple of notes:
getting the tubes pulled out of the chest is the weirdest shite ever.
it does not hurt.
but the feeling is not something that can be easily described. Best I can do is it kinda feels like the sound of the Taun Tauns splitting open when Han uses the lightsaber on it at beginning of Empire Strikes Back.
Again, does not hurt, but also not something you ever want to experience again.




keep that heart pillow handy at all times.
do not cough or laugh without it squeezed against your chest.
if he has to sneeze, recommend shooting himself instead, as that will feel better than the sneeze will.


tell him "Welcome to the Zipper Club"
once recovered, he will realize he feels better than he has in a long time. Probably doesn't even realize right now that he doesn't feel as good as he thinks he does.

me.

i voted for Clinton in ‘96

then started oaying my own taxes.

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They aren't wrong. Domestic cats murder the shite out of birds every year.

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the only thing is would that really be considered "unnatural"?


I mean one is a predator. the other is a prey.

that's sorta how nature works.

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These had a year or more in between stops.

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Houston Nutt: Arkansas to Ole Miss

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Nutt took the Ole Miss job like the day after he resigned from Arkansas

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Matt Miller, NFL draft analyst: In conversations with scouts before the NFL's mid-January deadline for underclassmen to declare for the 2026 draft, many believed Sorsby would have been a high Round 1 pick.

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that was before word broke about the gambling.

and the gambling drastically changes the equation.

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I'm curious, if it were a man would you feel differently?

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the guys were 17.
which is above the age of consent in more than half the country

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The courts will strike stupid stuff down like they are trying to do here.

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the courts will almost assuredly strike down the clause about coaches not changing jobs before end of the season.

I read that part of the bill and it literally includes any person that is employed in any capacity by the Athletic department of one school taking part in any job duties at all as Head Coach of another school until both schools seasons are over.



meaning an assistant coach who has earned himself a HC gig can't take a HC job at another school if his team is in the postseason.

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A provision that permanently freezes conference membership?

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not quite.

you can still poach a team from another conference as long as the conference you're robbing from still meets a minimum number of members (not sure what that minimum is though).


and you cannot merge with an entire other conference.