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re: Elon Musks boring company wants to build a loop tunnel in New Orleans

Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:25 pm to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15206 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:25 pm to
I would assume that water pumps willl be able to keep it cleared of water.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150485 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:29 pm to
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Cost of the project will double after corrupt NOLA politicians get their hands in it
then triple once the green light goes through the state capital
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37687 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:29 pm to
I'm thinking underground gondola rides.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8485 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:31 pm to
We should have basements too!
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5272 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 5:43 pm to
I guess we would find out. They can’t even synchronize lights downtown. They’ll find a way to close streets and cause a mess.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12783 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 6:16 pm to
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A tunnel can be above ground. Just needs to be enclosed


I was thinking the same thing.

Maybe they can build some sort of Monorail system in an elevated Tube. You can have stations at the Convention Center, Caesars, Federal Building, Hyatt, and eventually extend it to the Superdome and the Medical District.

But then you may have the Vieux Carré old ladies that killed the Riverfront expressway back in the 1960's reincarnated to kill an elevated tube.

So it might be best to keep it under ground. Here is an idea, and I may be smoking the good stuff, but what about elevating the entire street like Chicago and Houston. Move the traffic to an elevated structure and reconnect all the buildings at the second or half levels. Have access ramps for the Teslas to surface at station locations and dip back into the Tesla roadway under the new upper road.

Also may need to have an electrified fence to keep out the homeless.
This post was edited on 5/27/26 at 6:29 pm
Posted by fofuh4
btr
Member since Aug 2022
166 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 6:19 pm to
laughable.. Musk really out here begging for gov welfare and quarterly earnings calls
Posted by Tigercowboy
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
5098 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

I would assume that water pumps willl be able to keep it cleared of water.



Water pumps and New Orleans don’t have a great history.
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
32772 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 7:04 pm to
A one mile tunnel under Poydras.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24938 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 7:14 pm to
Well the batteries to the water pumps in new orleans are usually put in deep holes in the ground so the water can't find them.
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50431 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 7:46 pm to
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laughable.. Musk really out here begging for gov welfare and quarterly earnings calls



Musk/Boring would be paying for it, with the intention of making profit over time via tolls/"cab fare".

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33564 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 8:20 pm to
That tunnel is guaranteed to flood
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3922 posts
Posted on 5/27/26 at 8:31 pm to
Can they do BR first.
Posted by Novastar
Member since Jan 2023
883 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 2:56 am to
New Orleans has a tunnel - The Riverfront Expressway tunnel, a six-lane concrete tunnel built in the mid-1960s beneath the Rivergate Convention Center. It was intended to be part of the proposed Vieux Carré Riverfront Expressway, which would have connected the riverfront to the Pontchartrain Expressway — but the larger expressway was never completed after major public opposition. It still exists under the old Harrah’s / Caesars site today.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12783 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 3:03 am to
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It still exists under the old Harrah’s / Caesars site today.


Caesars uses it for parking valeted cars, and another part is used to connect the garage and casino floor.

Ten years ago an unused part of the tunnel under Canal street caved in causing the street to be closed for a few weeks.



Not sure of any elevation numbers or maps, but that riverfront area sits pretty high, and during Katrina flooding stayed on the outside of downtown and the French Quarter. Flooding was even not an issue in the uptown and garden district areas by the river.



There maybe enough of an elevation for a tunnel to stay dry, but it has to be a really shallow tunnel.
This post was edited on 5/28/26 at 3:11 am
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
2345 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 5:53 am to
Amazing that the first several reactions were concerns over topography. Perfect example of what’s wrong with the internet. Tunnels of this type are designed to go UNDER WATER!!
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61261 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 5:54 am to
Except when the water’s soon lapping at both tunnel entrances.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74970 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 7:19 am to
How about a tunnel connecting Pointe à la Hache with Yscloskey?

I’d use that more than one from the Convention Center to the Dome.

Maybe on westward to Montegut from Pointe à la Hache if there’s any money leftover.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4337 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 7:36 am to
Oh come, on

Only if it's high river and within a few hundred feet of the Mississippi River Levees
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
49172 posts
Posted on 5/28/26 at 7:45 am to
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Amazing that the first several reactions were concerns over topography.
even more amazing is that the topography concerns are actually geology concerns. Topography is is the condition of the surface
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