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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse

Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:34 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:34 pm
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An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.

The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.

Objects inserted into the rectum can potentially perforate the bowel, which can be deadly if material from the digestive tract seeps out.

Discussing the issue of rectal insertions generally, the medics noted that most cases where men get objects stuck inside their rectums are men between the ages of 30 and 40.

They added that items such as light bulbs, bottles, truncheons, body spray cans, and turkey basters had all been previously reported as being found lodged in patient's backsides.

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:36 pm to
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse

Now THIS is why I pay for the internet.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:36 pm to
What a horrible way to hydrate!
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
1129 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:37 pm to
I made this mistake a few times, but(T) I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
103972 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:37 pm to
Somewhere, Ryan Dunn is smiling.
Posted by Olderthandirt
Member since May 2022
559 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:38 pm to
I got to hear a discussion with some friends who did residencies at old Charity ER where they compared the worst thing they ever did remove. One removed a light bulb and they took wagers on whether it would work. A large pet lizard of some sort was removed from another.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29579 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:41 pm to
Big end first


You are doing it wrong Pal
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:41 pm to
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I made this mistake a few times, but(T) I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier

Hmm. Do you just tie the other end to a doorknob and start running?
This post was edited on 7/15/22 at 12:43 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139391 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:42 pm to
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse


That should help
Posted by I-59 Tiger
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Member since Sep 2003
36896 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:42 pm to
Always enjoy stories with a happy ending.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38448 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:42 pm to
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.


Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
5021 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:44 pm to
To be fair... Americans were shoving ferrets up their asses a few years back.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14231 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:44 pm to
All this guy wanted was a little BDSM from his wife every now and then. This is what happened after she declined.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6161 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:45 pm to
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse


What’s faggiehank doing in Iran?
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7723 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Hmm. Do you just tie the other end to a doorknob and start running?
What the hell? That's disgusting and dangerous.

Why would you do that?


You tie the other end to a doorknob then slam the door.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79931 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:46 pm to
People are the worst.
Posted by texn
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Member since Nov 2019
4101 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:51 pm to
I bet he wishes it was a Desantis bottle
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6340 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Americans were shoving ferrets up their asses a few years back.


cmon that cant be true. you know what a ferret is right?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77240 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:02 pm to
I had NO idea that Mingo was Iranian...
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