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re: Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:31 pm to MAXtheTIGER
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:31 pm to MAXtheTIGER
quote:
I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier
Yeah, but it strangles the hamster.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:32 pm to Mr Personality
This is what happens when sodomy is punishable by death.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:33 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
hamsters are for rookies, gerbils don’t get hung up in the twine
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:38 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
Now, that is a hell of an opening line to an article.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:40 pm to Mr Personality
At least he was keeping up with his hydration.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:41 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
gerbils
That's disgusting, might as well use a rat.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:42 pm to TheHarahanian
they say suppository is the fastest way to get it in your system
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:49 am to WildTchoupitoulas
Here is a YouTube link to video. The reactions are hilarious. Top 5 Family Fued answer.
GERBIL! Youtube
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:13 am to Mr Personality
Wonder how patient responded?
Dr: You have a water bottle stuck in your rectum
Patient:
a. You are not going to believe me when I tell you how that happened, butt...
b. Seriously?
c. I read that speed hydration is good for you?
d. Other?
Dr: You have a water bottle stuck in your rectum
Patient:
a. You are not going to believe me when I tell you how that happened, butt...
b. Seriously?
c. I read that speed hydration is good for you?
d. Other?
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:32 am to Mr Personality
Celticdog is Iranian?
I thought that he was Chinese.
Well, at least this explains his long absence.
I thought that he was Chinese.
Well, at least this explains his long absence.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:37 am to caro81
quote:
cmon that cant be true. you know what a ferret is right?
Pergola he’s thinking about gerbils.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:48 am to Mr Personality
quote:
An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
Bruce Jenner would be proud
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:52 am to Ponchy Tiger
quote:
Bruce Jenner would be proud
9 more events to go…
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:59 am to Tempratt
quote:
Pergola he’s thinking about gerbils.

Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:08 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
I made this mistake a few times, but(T) I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier Hmm. Do you just tie the other end to a doorknob and start running?
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:12 am to Mr Personality
Ahh...the new Dasani suppositories. Haven’t tried them yet.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:20 am to PureBlood
quote:
Americans were shoving ferrets up their asses
I thought it was gerbils.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:24 am to Mr Personality
quote:he nicknamed the water bottle ‘Dirk’ for some odd reason
Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
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