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re: Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse

Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:31 pm to
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I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier


Yeah, but it strangles the hamster.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56309 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:32 pm to
This is what happens when sodomy is punishable by death.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92260 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:33 pm to
hamsters are for rookies, gerbils don’t get hung up in the twine
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75137 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:38 pm to
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An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.

Now, that is a hell of an opening line to an article.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23918 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:40 pm to

At least he was keeping up with his hydration.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:41 pm to
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gerbils

That's disgusting, might as well use a rat.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92260 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:42 pm to
they say suppository is the fastest way to get it in your system
Posted by GumplandTiger
Hoover, AL
Member since Jan 2015
1263 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 3:49 am to


Here is a YouTube link to video. The reactions are hilarious. Top 5 Family Fued answer.

GERBIL! Youtube

Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:13 am to
Wonder how patient responded?

Dr: You have a water bottle stuck in your rectum

Patient:

a. You are not going to believe me when I tell you how that happened, butt...

b. Seriously?

c. I read that speed hydration is good for you?

d. Other?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44288 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:32 am to
Celticdog is Iranian?

I thought that he was Chinese.

Well, at least this explains his long absence.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15195 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:37 am to
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cmon that cant be true. you know what a ferret is right?

Pergola he’s thinking about gerbils.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49682 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:48 am to
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An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.


Bruce Jenner would be proud
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12488 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Bruce Jenner would be proud


9 more events to go…
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
2305 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:59 am to
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Pergola he’s thinking about gerbils.


Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4983 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:08 am to
quote:

I made this mistake a few times, but(T) I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier Hmm. Do you just tie the other end to a doorknob and start running?



Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8111 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:12 am to
Ahh...the new Dasani suppositories. Haven’t tried them yet.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23173 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Americans were shoving ferrets up their asses


I thought it was gerbils.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150346 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:24 am to
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
he nicknamed the water bottle ‘Dirk’ for some odd reason
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