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re: Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse

Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6269 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:03 pm to
just plug it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74852 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:07 pm to
A quote from one of his friends when they found out about it:

"I-a told ya Arzhang was odd!"
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:27 pm to

That's why you buy the dildo with the nuts on it......
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19958 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:43 pm to
Was the water still good?
Posted by minister of truth
Somewhere new for 6-12 months
Member since May 2022
1889 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:43 pm to
seen plenty of gerbil skeletons on X-ray at the Big Free. 1 had a vibrator still running up the chute - motion artifact on the X-ray
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52562 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:53 pm to
My wife is an Xray tech. Y’all have no idea of the stuff people cram in their arse.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4300 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
2344 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:06 pm to
Iranian? Did they leave out the part where they threw him off the roof after extracting the bottle??
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

turkey basters


Thanksgiving is going to be nasty.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12488 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:09 pm to
when butt chugging goes wrong!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25715 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:10 pm to
Plastic litter is everywhere!!
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17628 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:11 pm to
Deserts a lonely place.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178955 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:12 pm to
he obviously didn't use a dasani bottle.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24240 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

They added that items such as light bulbs, bottles, truncheons, body spray cans, and turkey basters had all been previously reported as being found lodged in patient's backsides.

I don't see broken pickle jars in that list...
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2282 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:17 pm to
Told by a trusted source of a guy with a can of big and sexy hairspray.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8141 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:19 pm to
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Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough


Posted by Olderthandirt
Member since May 2022
559 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

seen plenty of gerbil skeletons on X-ray at the Big Free. 1 had a vibrator still running up the chute - motion artifact on the X-ray


To remove the light bulb they used forceps normally used for a baby delivery.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24240 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:19 pm to
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What’s faggiehank doing in Iran?

Trying to do a little partying while trying to destroy America...Duh.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92260 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:20 pm to
60 or 100 watt?
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20199 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 2:20 pm to
“One in a million, Doc, one in a million.”
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