texn

re: Catholic church near Boston depicts nativity with Jesus, Mary and Joseph taken by ICE

Posted by texn on 12/4/25 at 1:11 pm to Night Vision

It's racist of the Church to think that everyone named "Jesus" is of Hispanic decent.

Also, if ICE was there, wouldn't they have also nabbed the 3 Wise Men, because they came from the East (unless they had H-1B visas)

re: What happened to sky writing?

Posted by texn on 12/3/25 at 10:08 am to CAD703X

re: Fatazz NY Times reporter Katie Rogers questions President Trump's health

Posted by texn on 11/26/25 at 9:05 am to Hback

re: Headline: Game of Thrones editor killed by lion after it jumped through car window

Posted by texn on 11/13/25 at 6:03 pm to L.A.

quote:
She rolled down a window to photograph a lion.... Nothing could have been done to save that woman."

re: A reminder not to shoot a burglar if they are running away from your house

Posted by texn on 11/13/25 at 5:41 pm to stout

quote:
detached garage

plus

Democrat prosecutor

re: Name a common word you can never think of off the bat

Posted by texn on 11/13/25 at 2:26 pm to Geekboy

re: What's the theoretical maximum FG distance?

Posted by texn on 11/10/25 at 10:47 am to Jim Rockford

re: Australian government is preventing people with disabilities from purchasing sex workers

Posted by texn on 11/6/25 at 11:53 am to tiggerthetooth

Me, to front desk clerk while checking into hotel with family: "Is the in-room porn disabled?"

Clerk: "No, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard"

re: Who does the maintenance on UPS's fleet of planes?

Posted by texn on 11/6/25 at 9:46 am to Crappieman

re: Nancy will not run again

Posted by texn on 11/6/25 at 8:44 am to The Boat

quote:
I saw Nancy Pelosi pop up in the news alert and thought it was going to say she was ded

She might as well die, she is already embalmed

re: 67

Posted by texn on 11/6/25 at 8:23 am to BigPerm30

re: Schumer demands 200 billion for illegals healthcare

Posted by texn on 10/3/25 at 10:45 am to Jjdoc

quote:
Schumer demands 200 billion for illegals healthcare

re: SF Giants Fire Bob Melvin

Posted by texn on 9/29/25 at 1:39 pm to kjntgr

re: NFL fining Eagles DT Jalen Carter $57,222 for spitting on Dak. No further suspension.

Posted by texn on 9/10/25 at 7:36 am to Roll Tide Ravens

quote:
NFL fining Eagles DT Jalen Carter $57,222 for spitting on Dak

That's more than he expectorated

re: MSNBC is no more. Rebranding as MSNOW

Posted by texn on 8/18/25 at 9:23 am to OMLandshark

re: NFL teams are adding homosexual and trans men to cheerleading squads

Posted by texn on 8/14/25 at 2:16 pm to thadcastle

re: Sunglasses preference

Posted by texn on 8/7/25 at 11:20 pm to crossfire

re: How many bath products does your SO have compared to you?

Posted by texn on 7/26/25 at 1:06 pm to Bama and Beer

quote:
I have …..wash rag in the shower.

re: MLB ASG Predictions

Posted by texn on 7/15/25 at 4:11 pm to JerryTheKingBawler

quote:
I’ll be in the crapped out Altima with the California plate that says TBAGGR

FIFY

re: Introvert Quirks- what are yours?

Posted by texn on 7/14/25 at 6:15 pm to LSUTANGERINE

At public urinals, I keep my eyes focused on my own dick, rather than glance at the dick of the guy peeing next to me, just to avoid that awkward conversation that follows if you get caught being a pecker checker