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re: Men's Thongs

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 11/10/25 at 3:57 pm to
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Wife bought me a pack of Ikingsky Men's Thongs


Thongs are super gay bro . .wear a hot pink jockstrap like the rest of us men

re: Smoothie King

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 11/10/25 at 3:46 pm to
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Yes. But I'm also obsessed with them and go there all the time so I guess there's that


What do you get that doesn’t have bananas?
They get like this when a white twink is close by
This was a pretty good movie. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. They did great work setting up a potential 4th Tron movie, but the box office may shut that down.
Can Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics save us?
It was always better when it was freshly churned
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there's like 370 fries in each order


I wanted to get them in Beijing, but I turned south
It’s worth it just for the sex

re: Explain BRICS to me

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 7/12/25 at 8:28 pm to
All you have to understand is the one thing that unites them is greater than all their differences.
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I will quickly go sacrifice a chicken just to be safe.


I’ve been choking one during the commercials

re: ATT nationwide outage

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 6/16/25 at 11:54 am to
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Most reported locations for the outage came from Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, Dallas, Atlanta, Austin, Orlando, San Antino, and Charlotte. KALB News Channel 5 posted a Facebook notice, saying, "We're getting reports of phones on SOS. Several users with AT&T are reporting outages."


VINDICATION

re: ATT nationwide outage

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 6/16/25 at 11:51 am to
Maybe Louisiana doesn’t know how to internet

re: ATT nationwide outage

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 6/16/25 at 11:48 am to
My family in Houston is good, but my family in Louisiana is out

Strange

ATT nationwide outage

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 6/16/25 at 11:43 am
Did Iran just attack?
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They've got Percy Harvey up here, but not Tim Tivo? Sounds like jive to me


I get the reference
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Dubai is number 1


My observation about Dubai is that it’s where soulless people go to spend money and take pictures to impress other soulless people.

It’s basically Las Vegas from “The Stand”.

re: DreamWorks vs. Pixar

Posted by MAXtheTIGER on 6/4/25 at 6:27 am to
Pixar has the superior catalogue by far, but if you limit it to recent releases (past decade), I think Illumination beats them both.
I’m in my 40s and recently had a business trip alone. I discovered I can still do it 7 times in one day. My room looking over a resort style pool was part of the issue.

I was sore but proud