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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:34 pm
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An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.
Objects inserted into the rectum can potentially perforate the bowel, which can be deadly if material from the digestive tract seeps out.
Discussing the issue of rectal insertions generally, the medics noted that most cases where men get objects stuck inside their rectums are men between the ages of 30 and 40.
They added that items such as light bulbs, bottles, truncheons, body spray cans, and turkey basters had all been previously reported as being found lodged in patient's backsides.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:36 pm to Mr Personality
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
Now THIS is why I pay for the internet.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:36 pm to Mr Personality
What a horrible way to hydrate!
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:37 pm to Mr Personality
I made this mistake a few times, but(T) I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:37 pm to Mr Personality
Somewhere, Ryan Dunn is smiling.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:38 pm to Mr Personality
I got to hear a discussion with some friends who did residencies at old Charity ER where they compared the worst thing they ever did remove. One removed a light bulb and they took wagers on whether it would work. A large pet lizard of some sort was removed from another.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:41 pm to Mr Personality
Big end first
You are doing it wrong Pal
You are doing it wrong Pal
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:41 pm to MAXtheTIGER
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I made this mistake a few times, but(T) I learned to tie some twine around the top to make retrieval easier
Hmm. Do you just tie the other end to a doorknob and start running?
This post was edited on 7/15/22 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:42 pm to Mr Personality
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
That should help
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:42 pm to Mr Personality
Always enjoy stories with a happy ending.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:42 pm to Mr Personality
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:43 pm to Mr Personality
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was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:44 pm to Mr Personality
To be fair... Americans were shoving ferrets up their asses a few years back.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:44 pm to Mr Personality
All this guy wanted was a little BDSM from his wife every now and then. This is what happened after she declined.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:45 pm to Mr Personality
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Doctor pulls water bottle out of constipated Iranian man’s arse
What’s faggiehank doing in Iran?
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:45 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:What the hell? That's disgusting and dangerous.
Hmm. Do you just tie the other end to a doorknob and start running?
Why would you do that?
You tie the other end to a doorknob then slam the door.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:46 pm to Mr Personality
People are the worst.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:51 pm to Mr Personality
I bet he wishes it was a Desantis bottle
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:01 pm to PureBlood
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Americans were shoving ferrets up their asses a few years back.
cmon that cant be true. you know what a ferret is right?
Posted on 7/15/22 at 1:02 pm to Mr Personality
I had NO idea that Mingo was Iranian...
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