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re: Dating app Bumble is ending swipe feature, introduces AI assistant for matchmaking

Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:53 am to
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:53 am to
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Not pleasing to the eyes


Fair enough.

But if she,

-great cook
-keeps clean house
-only spends money with permission
-loyal (no Jody)
-great mom and excellent home school teacher
-never argues
-completely obedient
-does whatever you want in the sack

Would any of that offset the weight?
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37405 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:57 am to
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Considering our divorce rate, it might do a better job at match making than people do.


I was going to say this somehow might be a good thing and give actual normal people a chance at finding each other instead of superficial swiping

but it all falls apart if people just lie on their answers and with their photos anyway
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 11:59 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85624 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:23 pm to
I don’t know. I haven’t been on a dating app in over a decade.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16310 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:45 pm to
I wonder if I can finally opt out of transsexuals like the 20 other things you can filter for
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20797 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:50 pm to
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I wonder if I can finally opt out of transsexuals

quote:

BlackPawnMartyr

Sounds like there's a story to be told here.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47389 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:04 pm to
Women loved the whole idea of being empowered to make the first move until they actually had to do the work.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9298 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Match

Back in the day, Match and eHarmony were the Rolls Royce of dating apps. I was mainly looking for hook ups instead of relationships and did well with both of them. The rest of the dating apps back then were populated by skanks but those two actually had pretty and classy women online.
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1956 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:28 pm to
The good Lord’s divine providence is the only reason I met my future wife on Bumble. All the other women who are wife material are on Hinge, not Bumble. (Your location may vary)
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5391 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:34 pm to
Can the AI assistant be a pretty blow up doll like the chicks in Ex Machina, but sans knives?
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
2867 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:01 pm to
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Back in the day, Match and eHarmony were the Rolls Royce of dating apps. I was mainly looking for hook ups instead of relationships and did well with both of them. The rest of the dating apps back then were populated by skanks but those two actually had pretty and classy women online.


I tried eHarmony first. It did not work very well for me.

I switched to Match 3 months later, and I could have had a different date every night of the week if I had the time, money and stamina. I was in hog heaven.

After a while it got to be too much. I couldn't handle it.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89768 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:49 pm to
I think Bumble's main problem is women have to message first.


It sounded nice and all, but women are too chicken shite to start a conversation or ask someone out.


Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47389 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:50 pm to
Match circa 2010 was the peak of all dating apps
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4011 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:52 pm to
Also happening/ going to happen with things like Spotify, streaming services, shopping.

If they "AI wall" it, they can promote results, give you what they want you to see/ hear/ buy, rather than you being able to search for what you want.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40967 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 3:55 pm to
Fat broads will be marching in the streets when the AI matches them up with their tier guys.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11293 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 4:32 pm to
I read this to mean they're putting these uppities back down to reality.
Posted by LSUneaux
Metairie and MAGA AF
Member since Mar 2014
4969 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 5:17 pm to
Perfect. We’ve finally eliminated the last bit of human interaction from dating. Soon your AI assistant will date somebody else’s AI assistant, and after six months of algorithmic romance, you’ll get a push notification saying, “Congratulations, we found you a divorced dental hygienist with three kids and a pit bull.”
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 5:35 pm to
AI is only as good as the information its fed. In other words, I am not sure AI can do anything more than what was done before. People fill out their profile and then in this big database with all of these people, it sorts through the people who match with you based on what you like.. That's what an AI assistant will do. AI is a buzz word now.

Awhile back I was looking for a camera for my mom's husband so he can set up inside and be able to view from his phone. And I came across a cheap one.. Like $20+ cheap and it had in its description "AI Audio" and I am like "how does this shite have AI audio and its $20 something dollars? I bet there is nothing truly AI about this". So I turned to AI and asked ChatGPT if that product had "AI audio" or is AI used for marketing purposes. It then informed me that companies are now using AI very loosely and if it truly used whats in the description it would cost in the $200 range and not the $20 range.

Bumble can claim to use all the AI they can claim they using, but I assume their are a lot of bots on there. They have to because if it tells you "there are 3 people you match up with" no one will use it. These bastards are just trying to milk whatever they can just to keep their head above water.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
10654 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Not pleasing to the eyes, your logic fails.


Well maybe that guy is a cave dweller, smartass.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48916 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

OweO
if diarrhea were a message board post
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1933 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 8:04 pm to
Im not a fan of AI and I havent even tried using it but this is the 1st use of AI that I support. The Women that have unrealistic expectations will maybe take the hint from AI and accept that a 4/10 woman with 4 kids and a waitress job is not desirable to any guy with above average looks, abs, 100k job and his own home just because simps have been loosing her ego
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