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FahQGump
| Favorite team: | Auburn |
| Location: | Auburn, Al |
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| Occupation: | Maintenance Technician |
| Number of Posts: | 1971 |
| Registered on: | 12/9/2021 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Our peak season moment will likely be beating Vandy only because of a blocked punt (or squeezing by Baylor by the grace of God) and we were obliterated at home by a team that won 4 games last year. No matter what way you look at it Auburn is still a dumpster fire compared to where some competent leadership would have us. I hate to be negative but fans have to reach way to far to find positives around this program
re: Dreaming
Posted by FahQGump on 9/26/26 at 9:37 pm to Placekicker
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This! But, I also think that someone, maybe a booster, made another crossroads deal in 2013, what else could explain the “Prayer in Jordan Hare” and the “Kick Six” in the same season. But, that person tried to back out of the deal, and we’ve been cursed since that championship game.
Could be that 2013 was part of the Cam Newton season to make it less obvious and keep Auburn die hard on the hook longer than falling off after 2010 would have.
That being said, surely someone has a soul they are about ready to give up for the rest of us? No?!
re: Dreaming
Posted by FahQGump on 9/26/26 at 8:07 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Auburn is so bad they turned me into one of those guys that say they just like to watch a good game when you ask who their team is
re: Dreaming
Posted by FahQGump on 9/26/26 at 7:51 pm to Placekicker
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We’re cursed
I feel less crazy now someone else has said it. Until I’m shown otherwise I believe Tom Brady couldn’t be productive under center at Auburn.
I don’t really believe in curses and hexes but I’m beginning to because of this
re: Dreaming
Posted by FahQGump on 9/26/26 at 7:11 pm to Fearless_and_True
I’m starting to believe I passed away somewhere around 2019 and this is my version of hell :wah:
re: Auburn Vs Vandy LOTR Edition
Posted by FahQGump on 9/26/26 at 7:09 pm to auburnnyc94
Be honest. Who do you think is better Brown or Jeremy J. Or what about Gatewood? He’s definitely not on Barrett Trotters level
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We have to have one of the worst offenses in SEC now. This game was brutal.
Now?!? That’s been our claim to fame the past 10 years
I’m enjoying watching the OM and Fla game. You know where it’s actually competitive football.
I’m not married and I can honestly say there hasn’t been but few if any people or things I was more attached to than Auburn football in my 20’s.
I’ve been saying for a few years I was done only to let the next season destroy my weekends the following fall. I’ve officially checked out though. I volunteered to work overtime tomorrow. I will still watch the game from my phone but not if there is a more entertaining game going. I’ve finally detached my emotions from this team and let it be what it’s supposed to be “sports entertainment”. Problem is Auburn football isn’t entertaining.
I’m no big wig and Auburn certainly won’t miss my absence but I will not spend another red cent in Auburn until someone in the program becomes serious about football again. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut and our 6 win seasons year after year tell me that it’s lack of effort on some fronts.
IF(and that’s a big IF) we start playing competitive football again in the next 20years I will come back but as of right now I’m no more attached emotionally to Auburn football than I am US soccer. Sure I hope they win but if not sorry about their luck. WDE baws
I’ve been saying for a few years I was done only to let the next season destroy my weekends the following fall. I’ve officially checked out though. I volunteered to work overtime tomorrow. I will still watch the game from my phone but not if there is a more entertaining game going. I’ve finally detached my emotions from this team and let it be what it’s supposed to be “sports entertainment”. Problem is Auburn football isn’t entertaining.
I’m no big wig and Auburn certainly won’t miss my absence but I will not spend another red cent in Auburn until someone in the program becomes serious about football again. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut and our 6 win seasons year after year tell me that it’s lack of effort on some fronts.
IF(and that’s a big IF) we start playing competitive football again in the next 20years I will come back but as of right now I’m no more attached emotionally to Auburn football than I am US soccer. Sure I hope they win but if not sorry about their luck. WDE baws
re: Point at LSU and laugh..,
Posted by FahQGump on 9/20/26 at 6:48 am to Gulf Coast Tiger
It would? What’s your record ol son?
re: We hired a Mississippi State Athletic Director
Posted by FahQGump on 9/20/26 at 6:27 am to Blizzard of Chizz

re: Jorts and Natty Light vs Cold Beer, Hot Rock, No Mercy UF vs AU Game Thread
Posted by FahQGump on 9/19/26 at 12:06 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
2 down 14 to go. aubs by 30!
re: The Golesh O
Posted by FahQGump on 9/7/26 at 6:41 am to wareaglepete
At least we’re consistent. Defense looks like it has the past few years. Offense looks the same as the past few years. I’m glad we came out ahead but Auburn QBs are not allowed to be efficient anymore for some reason and it drives me crazy
re: Sunday Catharsis
Posted by FahQGump on 9/7/26 at 4:22 am to wareagle7298
2004 LSU one of the best games I’ve ever attended
re: Sunday Catharsis
Posted by FahQGump on 9/6/26 at 4:00 pm to Placekicker
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Maybe we are cursed. Maybe someone did make a crossroads deal sometime between 2010 and 2013, because what we have experienced since then is almost beyond comprehension.
You say it in jest but I 100 percent believe we really are at this point. I am a bit of a conspiracy theorist though.
That being said 15 more W’s to go. Get your BP meds cause it’s gonna be another season of typical Auburn finishes to games.
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The frustrating part for me was we were told Brown's legs would be a difference.
To be fair they never said the difference would be in a good way. Maybe we took it the wrong way :wah:
re: Auburn vs Baylor Game Thread Crime and Punishment Edition
Posted by FahQGump on 9/5/26 at 5:48 pm to auburnu008
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Deep down, didn't we all really know this was going to happen?
I mean yeah, but where are the surprise seasons like we used to have in the 2010s. I wasn’t expecting the same boring arse QB play again this year
re: Auburn vs Baylor Game Thread Crime and Punishment Edition
Posted by FahQGump on 9/5/26 at 5:35 pm to Fearless_and_True
I refuse to keep kicking the can down the road this year, hoping we will see improvements. I love CFB so I’ll still watch this year if it’s on. But only good games and this isn’t what I consider good games
re: Auburn vs Baylor Game Thread Crime and Punishment Edition
Posted by FahQGump on 9/5/26 at 4:25 pm to SingleMalt1973
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Literally carrying Lagway to the locker room. Yet Durkin rushed 3 on their TD drive
I’m not one to be negative when it comes to Auburn but that crap pissed me off. I guess that’s why I’m not a coach. We’re still winning but I hope to see some offensive coherence the next half please
Gotta be from Louisiana for it to make sense. (Not a good thing)
1 fumble, 1 Iron bowl win gave away
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