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Posted on 10/14/22 at 12:59 pm to lsudirtbag
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Great reading this........I have my 1st one on Wed.Starting the poop machine on Tuesday.
Cant wait???
In serious I've had like 15 of em over my life due to a chronic illness that led to the entire removal of the colon.
It's fine. Just do a good job on the prep and don't worry. They'll k ock you out and go in.
Do not take an nsaids for a week before. Helps on the bleeding if they remove a polyp or biopsy. No aspirin or ibuprofen.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:17 pm to highpockets
I just had one yesterday. Took the pills(SUTAB). Did the job with no issues. Don’t have to do it again for 10 years!
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:24 pm to Tvilletiger
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Your anus will be fine.
After the procedure did you suddenly love Broadway musicals and show tunes?
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:26 pm to REB BEER
No... They do not care.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:29 pm to REB BEER
Sucks for you dawg, doctor gave me this packet, guess I get wife to get fecal on test strip, send it via mail and none of the drinking fluid nonsense and the runs.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:30 pm to tgrbaitn08
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dont like what I've heard so far and especially what I'm reading in this thread
People are a little over dramatic :lol About 5 you start drinking suprep or whatever it’s called. By 5:30-6 you’ll be shitting a lot the next couple hours. About midnight you drink another one and for me, I didn’t start shitting again until 2, but went at it constantly on the toilet till about 3:30.
Just don’t make plans day before or day off. Day of, outside of waiting for your turn and sitting in a waiting room for a little it’s a breeze. Plan your meal for afterwards. They say go light on food after procedure, I went heavy as frick and had no regrets.
Internal hemorrhoids was all I had. Like everyone else said, day before is worst part, especially that night. Morning heading that way sucks also, you ready to eat and be done with it. Propofol is one hell of a drug. I always worry I won’t be put out all the way. I didn’t even do a countdown, was talking about hunting and next thing I know I’m waking up in a recovery room
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:36 pm to nicholastiger
Baby wipes for the prep instead if toilet paper is a game changer.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:51 pm to REB BEER
Posting 1 hour before go time - Behind schedule?
Always remember S H I T
Shave
Hair
In
The crack
Always remember S H I T
Shave
Hair
In
The crack
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:52 pm to danilo
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After the procedure did you suddenly love Broadway musicals and show tunes?
Not gay but this is by gayest tendency.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 1:53 pm to Turf Taint
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Posting 1 hour before go time - Behind schedule?
I had serious toilet separation anxiety before mine. Like I didn't want to be five feet away from one. The ride to the office was touch and go.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 2:13 pm to REB BEER
If you feel his 2 fingers tickeling your throat that means he went too far
Posted on 10/14/22 at 2:35 pm to REB BEER
If you were at my hospital I would add a style and shampoo charge to your bill.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 5:40 pm to REB BEER
I have my 2nd one ever November 3.
The worst part is afterwards when you’re full of air and you have to burp and fart before leaving. Fills like you’re about to pop like a balloon
Oh and the first solid shite afterwards is like squeezing a lemon through a water hose
The worst part is afterwards when you’re full of air and you have to burp and fart before leaving. Fills like you’re about to pop like a balloon
Oh and the first solid shite afterwards is like squeezing a lemon through a water hose
Posted on 10/14/22 at 6:30 pm to Cornholio
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Cornholio
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Been having blood for a few months.
Checks out!
Seriously, if you have been passing blood, there is a 99% chance your problem is hemorrhoids. Go and get yourself checked out so you can get that shite off your mind.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:42 pm to Spankum
Leave the dingleberries
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:47 pm to REB BEER
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They said my butthole was spotless. I guess running the razor across it a couple times helped.
Was your lower back sticky?
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:11 pm to thejudge
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led to the entire removal of the colon.
I'm so sorry to hear that and you have my sympathy.
To the OP: everybody in the USA gets a colonoscopy. You'll be OK.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:14 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
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Colonoscopies are a waste if time unless you have a family history.
Coworker was a vegetarian and healthiest looking guy ever. I was shocked when he turned 60; thought he was much younger. Never had a colonoscopy, got colon cancer, and never saw 65. In the graveyard.
It’s usually very slow growing, so a scope and nip of polyps every several years gets it before it’s dangerous.
Also heard of a doctor’s wife, of all people, who neglected to get a colonoscopy. Not sure if she’s dead yet, but it wasn’t looking good at last report.
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:18 pm to Halls Hair
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I had to shite in a box and mail it off to a lab where some poor bastard spends his days sampling turds.
I used to supervise a lab once upon a time and I used to wonder how it was to dole out the assignments in a lab like that... "hey Bob, You got shite samples today."
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