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Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:51 am to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3455 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:51 am to
You'll wake up farting like a mule!
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97641 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:52 am to
I wax before mine
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Is it customary to shave around the point of entry before going?


Either trolling or the funniest post I’ve seen in days.
Posted by highpockets
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2015
1895 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:53 am to
quote:

For prep, ask for the pills to take instead of that nasty powder you have to drink
It was awful


BIL is GI says the pills arent quite there yet, but close to being a replacement.

Mix the juice, refrigerate, suck it down with a straw.
Posted by Halls Hair
Huckleberry Farm
Member since Jul 2022
144 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:56 am to
quote:

45 now


If your insurance covers it. Mine won't until I'm 50. Instead, I had to shite in a box and mail it off to a lab where some poor bastard spends his days sampling turds. It was...an experience.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16202 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 7:59 am to
quote:

They didn't give you instructions?


Yes. But it was just about the colon flush. I’m just trying to be polite and make it as comfortable for the nurses and doctors as possible.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21801 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:04 am to
quote:

I’m 42. When should I be looking to schedule my first colonoscopy?


Good News. Might not need one. Recent Study just showed that a colonoscopy isn't as effective as we are lead to believe.

LINK
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20123 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:04 am to
Yes. I recommend using a straight razor.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17027 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:06 am to
Colonoscopies are a waste if time unless you have a family history.

Skip it and do the poop smear mail-in thing.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:06 am to
you should definitely shove a really hard dildo up your a$$ for at least 1/2 hour to loosen things up so that it will be easier for the doctor to insert his equipment.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119166 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:07 am to
They gave you instructions.
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
1616 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:07 am to
Or one of these

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68260 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:09 am to
quote:


When I shave my arse

I hope this isn't serious. Younger men are allowing themselves to be feminized.
Posted by footballdude
BR
Member since Sep 2010
1075 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:09 am to
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This post was edited on 10/26/22 at 9:17 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:10 am to
quote:

I'm supposed to get my first one in a few months



I have my consultation apt next week to schedule mine....

I dont like what I've heard so far and especially what I'm reading in this thread
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48548 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:10 am to
quote:

If your insurance covers it. Mine won't until I'm 50. Instead, I had to shite in a box and mail it off to a lab where some poor bastard spends his days sampling turds. It was...an experience.

I hope that guy is paid well
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7295 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:11 am to
quote:

For prep, ask for the pills to take instead of that nasty powder you have to drink
It was awful


My doc had me use Dulcolax pills and mix Miralax with blue powerade.

I could also eat non red jello the day before
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:12 am to
quote:

If your insurance covers it. Mine won't until I'm 50. Instead, I had to shite in a box and mail it off to a lab where some poor bastard spends his days sampling turds. It was...an experience.



My dr told me 45 is the new age..it used to be 50
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5854 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:12 am to
Colonoscopy was a lot less dramatic than what I've heard. That twilight drug is amazing! Best half hour sleep I've ever had.

Getting the bill was the worst part.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34476 posts
Posted on 10/14/22 at 8:13 am to
That was some of the nastiest stuff I ever had to drink. I’m not looking forward to doing that every few years. I was still peeing out of my butt when I got there that morning. I had to sleep in a separate bed from my wife the night before because I was afraid of squirting myself in my sleep.

Also, I already shave that spot. I don’t like the idea of poop molecules hanging out for an extended period of time.

quote:

Getting the bill was the worst part.


Close second.
This post was edited on 10/14/22 at 8:15 am
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